Welcome Global Warming in This Sexy Innertube Dress

It's fucking hot, and you want to get in the water right now? Well, this inflatable dress will cool you off in style — and you can probably even use it to masturbate, too. Both Gary Busey and this guy would be proud.*

Apparently this is the Boat Dress by Jacqueline Bradley, and I bet you didn't know that when you google "inflatable dress", there's more than one. Fucking humanity, it never ceases to impress. Alternately, you can just get a plastic garbage bag and then sew the ends together and fart a bunch. Happy floating!

*Those are both people you probably desperately want to impress.

[PeeWee Herman's Facebook, of course]