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Unlike Tai in Clueless, some of us actually like when dicks have some curve to them. Kinda along the lines of those adjustable Swiffer dusters, bent dicks can reach and rub up on spots that straight, unyielding dicks just can't. But recently, (after posting the image to the left, of a chocolate penis made from a mold of a real one) we were made aware of a condition known as Peyronie's disease, a disorder of the connective tissue in a ween, and it turns out that dick curvature is only "normal" up to a certain degree. The image provided by Wikipedia does not look all that bendy to us. So does that mean that the bones we've been boning are...diseased!?!? More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372067&view=rss&microfeed=true "Penis slashing" — when women cut or sever a penis — is so common in Thailand that surgeons there have actually become world-renowned specialists for penis-reattachment. According to a psychotherapist in Agence France-Presse clip above, Thailand's male-dominated society leaves wronged women few options to assert their rights, so for revenge, they hit men where it hurts. It's a bit difficult to understand what the surgeon is saying, because of his accent, but from what we gather it's this: After a woman cuts off a ween, she often buries it and covers it with sand. But sometimes she'll chop it into little pieces [Jesus Christ. -Ed.], in which case, doctors have to build a new one from scratch... for which they can't guarantee function. More »
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