Jezebel: Wedding

Unholy Matrimony: A Sheep Has Married a Deer in China

Cassie Murdoch — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:40:00 EST

Three months or so ago, reports began to surface that a sheep and a deer were carrying on a love affair at a Chinese zoo. Well, yesterday, they "decided" to make it official, and got married in a Valentine's Day wedding ceremony at the zoo. The male sheep, who's called Long Hair, and the female deer, Pure Child, received a wedding bath and a feast of carrots and grass, which they shared with their guests (i.e., other animals from the park). There was apparently one small scare when Pure Child got nervous and left her "groom" at the altar, but the two managed eventually to find their way through the "I Do Gate" that the zoo staff had built. Oh, and if you thought this is one of those innocent animal friendships that won't be consummated, you'd be wrong. These two reportedly get it on, cross-species style. Here's hoping Pure Child and Long Hair live out their days in wedded bliss. More »

The G-String Wedding Dress of Your Dreams

Lane Moore — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:35:00 EST

Planning a wedding can be really difficult. You can spend months or years trying to find the right location, figuring out who to invite, how much you can afford, etc. but perhaps the most stressful thing about planning your wedding is finding the perfect g-string wedding dress, am I right everyone ever? More »

How Much Did The Twilight: Breaking Dawn Wedding Cost?

Cassie Murdoch — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 14:35:00 EST

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Now that the Twilight Wedding of the Century is out in theaters and we have fed ourselves on its succulent romantic juices, we can get down to doing what you do after any good wedding: gossiping about how much it cost! Luckily, the folks at Centives have done the hard work for us, and the grand total for the whole shebang is… $38,000! More »

Sunday Night Spectacular

Cassie Murdoch — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 19:00:00 EDT

Naked Butlers Will Add Much-Needed Awkward Nudity to Your Next Social Gathering

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 12:30:00 EDT

A South Florida service offers the perfect accessory to complete your evening of shrieking and blowing penis-shaped whistles at strangers- naked butlers. More »

Michigan Bride Arrested Immediately After Her Wedding

Lane Moore — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:35:00 EDT

A 53-year-old Michigan woman was arrested on a felony warrant for identity theft just moments after her wedding ceremony ended. More »

Brad & Angelina's Wedding: A Seven-Year History Of Rumormongering

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 10:52:00 EDT

The new issue of Us Weekly claims that Brad and Angelina will get married in September. If it seems like these two have been on their way to the chapel for years now, it's because, according to a never-ending tabloid cycle, they have. More »

World's Most Pierced Woman Weds In Holey Matrimony

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:35:00 EDT

Elaine Davidson, who has about 6,925 piercings, was wed in Edinburgh, Scotland, on Wednesday. Ms. Davidson was born in Brazil and is a former nurse who does not drink or use drugs. When she was examined by a Guinness World Record official in May 2000, she had 462 piercings, 192 of which were in her face. More »

350 Couples Married In Colorful Bolivian Mass Wedding

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 09 May 2011 13:30:00 EDT

The Andean mass wedding that happened in La Paz over the weekend — with Bolivian President Evo Morales presiding as best man — was held in a coliseum adorned with white flowers. More »

Creepy New Commemorative Crap Spawned By The Royal Wedding

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 05 May 2011 14:54:00 EDT

The Royal Wedding is over, but the weird commemorative crap keeps on coming! Since there's a chance you might forget the epic televised event so relentlessly covered by the media, you'd better get yourself a souvenir. Luckily, you have options. More »

The Royal Wedding Live: Minute By Breathtaking Minute

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:07:56 EDT

Good morning! Or, perhaps, if you have stayed up all night, good evening! Following a brief and glorious engagement, the wedding day of Prince William and ~~Kate~~ Catherine Middleton has arrived. We're watching NBC, and we have an Authentic British Person™ chiming in from time to time. Pour yourself a cup of tea and join us, won't you? More »

Today's Royal Wedding Headline Count: 8 And Counting

Sadie Stein — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 17:16:00 EDT

Welcome to Wednesday's wrapup of the obligatory barrage of Royal Wedding news. Is any of it real news? No. But is there a lot of it? Oh, yes. More »

What Exactly Is A Lady-In-Waiting?

Sadie Stein — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:10:00 EDT

Today in obligatory royal wedding news, we give you a strange creature somewhere between a bridesmaid and a historical relic: the lady-in-waiting. More »

If There's Going To Be A Global Television Event, At Least It's A Wedding

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 14:45:00 EDT

When Lady Diana Spencer married Prince Charles in 1981 — thirty years ago — 750 million people watched the event on TV. The royal wedding happening next month will be so much bigger. More »

Bridesmaids Trailer Articulates The Weirdness Of Weddings

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 10:57:00 EST

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While it would be spectacular to see an ensemble comedy — featuring women — that is not about brides or babies, it seems like Bridesmaids, starring Kristen Wiig, has potential. More »

Obsessive Royal-Watchers Are In A Pre-Wedding Tizzy

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 15:07:00 EST

The Royal Wedding is April 29! Which tiara will Kate—sorry, Catherine—wear? Which uniform will Prince William select? Will Crown Prince Alexander of Yugoslavia attend? So many things to think about! Luckily, royal watchers are on it. More »

Kate Middleton Gets Her Own Nail Polish, Quits Job To Be Full-Time Pretty Princess

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 11:16:00 EST

Kate Middleton won't be toiling as a website designer and photographer at her parents' company Party Pieces any longer! Wedding planning is hard work, but hopefully she'll find time to check out the new nail polish "No More Waity, Katie." More »

Marriage Is Not a Right, Says Pope

Lauri Apple — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 18:00:36 EST

Pope Benedict XVI doesn't think people can claim any "right to a nuptial ceremony." Also, he thinks better premarital counseling could help avoid a "vicious circle" of invalid marriages. Unsure on the first part, but minimizing risk sounds good. Thoughts? More »

This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Got Married & We All Missed It

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 13:30:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I celebrate the new year by marveling at the fact that Angelina and Brad got married on a beach in the Indian Ocean and kept it a secret. More »

Nicole Richie's Intimate Wedding Photos End Up In German Tabloid

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 17:36:00 EST

In Midweek Madness, we learned that Nicole Richie was allegedly demanding $100,000 for her wedding pictures. We also learned that neither Ok! nor Star, In Touch, Life & Style or Us purchased them. Enter German tabloid In magazine! More »

Despite What The Photo May Suggest, He Did Not Go To Jared

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 11:15:00 EST

[London, December 11: One of two official engagement portraits of Prince William and his betrothed Kate Middleton released by the royal family looks a lot like an ad for a mall jewelry store. Image via Getty.]

Should People Sue Their Ex-Fiances for Calling off the Wedding?

Lauri Apple — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 15:50:00 EST

A Chicago-area woman has filed suit against her husband-would-have-been, who called off their nuptials four days before the ceremony. She's seeking damages totaling $100K—the amount she says she spent on the wedding. Is litigation the way to go? More »

Avatar Wedding Includes The Something Blue

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 13:29:00 EST

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Disney weddings are so passé. The hot new nuptials are Avatar-themed. More »

Astrologer Susan Miller Takes A Closer Look At Prince William & Kate

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 15:40:00 EST

Though she already shared some thoughts about Prince William and Kate Middleton's engagement, at our request, frighteningly accurate astrologer Susan Miller has gone more in-depth! More »

The Secrets Of Where William & Kate Will Tie The Knot

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 15:51:00 EST

Kate Middleton and Prince William will be wed in April at the Collegiate Church of St Peter at Westminster, aka Westminster Abbey. But it's not just famous Gothic church — it's a place of history and secrets! More »

Prince William & Kate Set A Wedding Date

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Have your secretary clear your shhhedule! Prince William and Kate Middleton have decided to hold their wedding at Westminster Abbey; the date will be Friday, April 29, 2011.

You Can't Miss Russell Brand & Katy Perry's Giant Wedding Rings

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 13:15:00 EST

When some couples get married, they choose a subtle, oh-so-thin sliver of metal to encircle the ring finger, as a wordless symbol of their union. But Katy Perry and Russell Brand are no ordinary couple! More »

Breaking: Katy Perry & Russell Brand Are Married

Dodai Stewart — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 14:11:40 EDT

We interrupt this Caturday afternoon to announce that the Perry-Brands are wed! The bride and groom wore traditional Inidan garments in a Hindu ceremony officiated by a Hindu priest. Mazel tov! More »

Photogs Covering Perry-Brand Wedding Fend Off Bodyguards & Tigers!

Dodai Stewart — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 10:30:00 EDT

News photographers claim that Russell Brand's bodyguards tried to get them killed by TIGERS.

Breaking Katy Perry Nose Ring Update: Lies!

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 13:43:00 EDT

This just in! A tipster writes, "It's not a nose ring/chain. They're the new D'Arcy glasses by A-Morir." Whoa. Wait, does this mean the Daily Fail was wrong? IMPOSSIBLE. More »

See Photos Of Katy Perry & Russell Brand's Rajasthan Wedding Location (Updated)

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:33:00 EDT

Feline entertainer Katy Perry and grizzled comedian Russell Brand will tie the knot this weekend at the Sher Bagh resort outside the Ranthambhore tiger sanctuary. In this gallery, get a sneak peek at the backdrop for the Perry-Brand nuptials! More »

This Week In Tabloids: Hilary Duff Lets A Tabloid Crash Her Wedding

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:00:00 EDT

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Thank Zeus Hilary Duff got married, or all we'd have to talk about would be Kardashian asses and Tom Cruise's SNEELS. More »

A Nice Day For A White Wedding...Or Not

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:04:00 EDT

[Ryazan, August 7. In this photo taken on Saturday, Aug. 7, 2010, a newly married couple celebrate their wedding despite the deep layer of smog from wildfires covering the ancient Russian city of Ryazan.]

Biker Bride Bucks Tradition

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:15:00 EDT

[Tel Aviv, July 25. Bride Yulia Tagil smiles on the backseat of a motorcycle as she arrives to her alternative wedding ceremony at a square in Tel Aviv, Israel]

Adorable Bride and Groom Perform Jimi Hendrix Duet at Wedding Reception

Matt Cherette — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:05:00 EDT

OK, everybody, on three... one, two, three: awwwwww! Isn't this precious? Here's a bride named Bella and her handsome groom performing a duet of Jimi Hendrix's "Fire" at their wedding reception. A couple that jams together stays together? Video inside. More »

Baseball Player To Marry Woman He Spotted In Stands

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:30:00 EDT

Last May, Jason Phillips, the bullpen catcher for the Seattle Mariners, spotted a lovely lady in the stands. He felt like he had to make a move, so he wrote his name on a baseball and tossed it to her. More »

Dumped Husband Abuses Ex-Wife's Wedding Gown

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 18 May 2010 10:20:21 EDT

On the funny/sad blog My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress, a man whose wife of 12 years left him documents his attempt to find 101 uses for her wedding gown, including scarecrow, pasta strainer, and dental floss. [MyExWifesWeddingDress via Thrillist] More »

Obamas To Appear On American Idol; Pamela Anderson Won't Appear In Baywatch

Megan Carpentier — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 10:30:00 EDT

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Michelle Obama and Barack Obama taped a segment Wednesday for American Idol's "Idol Gives Back" episode Wednesday. They look almost this cute in a picture at the link. [Fox News]

Price Of Beauty: Jessica Visits Ugandan "Fattening Hut"

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:00:00 EDT

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Last night's episode of The Price Of Beauty involved Jessica Simpson and her friends visiting a village in Uganda, where the Hima — a "tribe" of people in Eastern Africa — believe that a beautiful woman is a fat woman. More »

The Married By 30 TV Show: So Wrong

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 14:20:00 EDT

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Ricky Van Veen, cofounder of CollegeHumor.com, is looking for ladies (and gay men) to star in his new reality TV show, Married By 30. Oh yes, definitely, let's celebrate the bloodsport of misguided singles everywhere: Putting a deadline on love! More »