Kevin Bacon, still inexplicably handsome after all these years, is taking on the task of explaining the 1980s to the Millennials, history's most pesky generation. The results are, naturally, hilarious.

A "two-time Saturn award-winning actor," Bacon is working hard to spread 80s awareness in this video from Mashable. "You people will never know the comfort of parachute pants," Bacon laments. "You want to know my favorite app? Rubik's Cube." (OH YOU GUYS RUBIK'S CUBE REALLY WAS THE BOMB THO).

"You couldn't even skateboard to a Blockbuster without getting nuked." That's right. Preach it for the youngs, dude. Preach it.