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				Easily Mused has <a href="http://johnglenntaylor.blogspot.com/2009/06/66-panels-why-chicks-cry.html">an exhaustive list</a> of reasons "why chicks cry" in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROMANCE COMICS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROMANCE COMICS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/romance-comics/">romance comics</a>. These reasons include sunburns, an unsightly elbow wart, having weird reflections (see pic), and, more generally, dudes. (And in the <a href="http://www.moma.org/collection/browse_results.php?criteria=O%3AAD%3AE%3A3542&page_number=3&template_id=1&sort_order=1">case of Lichenstein</a>, self-pity/martyrdom.) [<a href="http://johnglenntaylor.blogspot.com/2009/06/66-panels-why-chicks-cry.html">Easily Mused</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5308564/and-then-my-tears-would-start-anew" title="Click here to read more about "And Then My Tears Would Start Anew"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				A reader sent us an e-mail about an item called <a href="http://www.waterworkshealth.com/home/">Waterworks</a>. In the commercial for the product (embedded after the jump), a gorgeous woman of ambiguous ethnicity sits by a fountain as Frenchy-French accordian music plays. She says, "I'd like to talk about a problem most women don't like to talk about. Vaginal odor." Uh-oh! The camera cuts to the clasped hands of a man and woman, with two glasses of red wine. The model continues, "Millions of women suffer from it. It's embarrassing, and it can hurt your love life. In Europe, we use the water rinse of a bidet to solve some of the problem. You can solve the problem completely! With Waterworks, a natural water therapy." Lady, just admit it: It's a <em>douche</em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5068338/mystery-product-boosts-confidence-makes-women-more-feminine" title="Click here to read more about Mystery Product Boosts Confidence, Makes Women More "Feminine"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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