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				 Have you heard that video is a big thing over at Gawker Media? It's true, we watch and post a lot of videos each week. Here are some of the best videos of week, culled from an array of Gawker Media sites. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% --> <br  clear=all />				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884238/the-best-videos-of-the-week" title="Click here to read more about The Best Videos of the Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Toder]]></dc:creator>
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				 Have you heard that video is a big thing over at Gawker Media? It's true, we watch and post a lot of videos each week. Here are some of the best videos of week, culled from an array of Gawker Media sites. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% --> <br  clear=all />				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882311/the-best-videos-of-the-week" title="Click here to read more about The Best Videos of the Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Toder]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: BxQSEvHdyjQ --><!-- /videoId: BxQSEvHdyjQ -->I'm not gonna lie. There are a lot of great things about <a href="http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2012/01/26/dad-and-kids-cover-depeche-mode-video/">this video</a> but my vote for the most entertaining aspect goes to the little boy. His mixture of confusion, anxiety, and cautious enthusiasm were enough to keep me intrigued throughout the whole...well, most of the almost five minutes. This is 2012 and my attention span has never been shorter.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5880094/dad-and-his-two-kids-cover-depeche-mode-song" title="Click here to read more about Dad and His Two Kids Cover Depeche Mode Song">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lane Moore]]></dc:creator>
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				In this week's pop culture round-up, Jimmy Fallon gives Tim Tebow some Ziggy flavor, Leslie Knope's campaign for City Council is off to a rough start and <em>The Daily Show</em> gets a new correspondent.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5875946/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed on TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Madeleine Davies]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Video Of Little Girl Getting Pissed Off About Pink Toys Will Make Your Heart Swell]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: -CU040Hqbas --><!-- /videoId: -CU040Hqbas -->I kind of knew I would <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/little-girl-upset-with-the-way-toys-are-marketed">love this video</a> when I clicked on it and I was right. I just didn't know how much I would love it.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5871009/video-of-little-girl-getting-pissed-off-at-gender+specific-toy-colors-will-make-your-heart-swell" title="Click here to read more about Video Of Little Girl Getting Pissed Off About Pink Toys Will Make Your Heart Swell">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: JPbQm7smmng --><!-- /videoId: JPbQm7smmng --> This scene from a short '80s film (that once appeared on MTV!) highlights the frustrations of a young girl at the computer lab. She, apparently, is what some bully's Dad calls a "techno-dunce." Obviously this leads to the classroom teacher bringing the boy to the principals office; when she shuts the door behind her, and the kids launch into what's possibly the most ridiculous musical number ever portrayed in film. I'm not sure how the theatrics helped to teach the young lady how to get over her fear of computers &mdash; or even use them at all &mdash; but I suppose the collective bullying by a classroom of peers through songs is enough to get anything accomplished.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869704/youre-a-tecnho+dunce" title="Click here to read more about You're A 'Tecnho-Dunce'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4400 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4400 --> Last night, <em>Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, 90210</em> took a very ugly turn. When we found out that Russell Armstrong took his own life &mdash; and that Bravo would be airing almost everything that led up to that event &mdash; I was torn. Torn because these housewives had swiftly become my favorite and because it seemed indecent to air the fake events scripted for reality television for the entire world to see. Most of the season was Russell-free, but eventually he crept in, being <a href="http://jezebel.com/5855262/russell-armstrong-makes-his-uncomfortable-posthumous-debut">creepy at a dinner party</a>, making demands at <a href="http://jezebel.com/5861913/the-saddest-rodeo+themed-kiddie-party-that-ever-was">his daughter's birthday party</a>, and half-heartedly going through <a href="http://jezebel.com/5863391/a-fucked+up-front-row-seat-to-taylor-and-russell-armstrongs-marriage-counseling">marriage counseling</a>. But last night's episode was the worst yet &mdash; and I'm not sure I can look at these people the same way again.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869782/its-official-real-housewives-posthumous-footage-of-russell-armstrong-has-become-unbearable" title="Click here to read more about Christ, The Real Housewives Posthumous Footage Of Russell Armstrong Is Unbearable">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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				Hey girl, your boyfriend stars in the latest video in the "Drunk History" series from Funny or Die! It's a slurry retelling of the story of Christmas, in which Gosling plays the lead. Your boyfriend joins Jim Carrey as Santa, and Eva Mendes &mdash; wait a second: they're starring in online parody videos together now? &mdash; as his ...wife. Well, I was going end this by saying, "Merry Christmas <em>to me!</em>" but now that Eva has positioned herself as Ryan Gosling's <em>actual</em>, real-life girlfriend, all I can muster up is a "Bah Humbug." Still, this video is worth watching to see Gosling in a Santa hat alone.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869755/a-very-special-drunk-history-of-christmas-starring-ryan-gosling" title="Click here to read more about A Very Special 'Drunk History' Of Christmas, Starring Ryan Gosling">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: 23NBQNWCoao --><!-- /videoId: 23NBQNWCoao --> Aw, cute: the life of an independent, successful, pint-sized woman. Here's hoping that her parents didn't actually let her get behind the wheel of that car, though!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869711/6+year+old-can-live-your-life-better-than-you-can" title="Click here to read more about 6-Year-Old 'Modern Woman' Lives Your Life Better Than You Can">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[MTV Extends Retro Anti-Sex Campaign To Include TV Commercials]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 8CA76mfdzgU --><!-- /videoId: 8CA76mfdzgU --> I've got to hand it to MTV: for a network that makes plot points out of their television stars questioning whether or not it's cheating if they were <a href="http://jezebel.com/5847723/snookis-not-a-cheater-because-she-cant-remember-sleeping-with-vinny-in-the-first-place">blacked out during sex</a>, their "Sex Is No Accident" campaign is pretty effective (if not a little icky). The spots are short and to the point.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869407/mtv-extends-its-retro-anti+sex-campaign-to-include-tv-commercials" title="Click here to read more about MTV Extends Retro Anti-Sex Campaign To Include TV Commercials">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4391 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4391 --> If you've been finding yourself at home during the daytime, there's a decent chance you've stumbled upon Anderson Cooper's daytime show. The daytime syndicated series has shown us a new side of Mr. AC 360 &mdash; a softer, less serious, almost youthful side. He got a spray <a href="http://jezebel.com/5840244/snooki-takes-anderson-cooper-to-the-tanning-salon">tan with Snooki</a>, admitted his <a href="http://jezebel.com/5853667/what-is-anderson-cooper-adorably-afraid-of">greatest fear</a> is being around bugs, and made horrified faces as he tried <a href="http://jezebel.com/5844946/watch-anderson-cooper-try-coffee-for-the-first-time">spinach and coffee</a> for the very first time. But nothing makes him seem more child-like than his constant mentions of his mother. A <a href="http://jezebel.com/5841947/anderson-interviews-mother-about-his-brothers-suicide">frequent guest</a> on <em>Anderson</em>, Gloria Vanderbilt somehow works her way into conversation whether or not she's actually there &mdash; as evidenced by the supercut above &mdash; leading us to believe that Anderson Cooper is media's most famous mama's boy. But considering who his mother is, we can't really blame him.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869351/anderson-cooper-cant-stop-talking-about-his-mother" title="Click here to read more about Anderson Cooper Can't Stop Talking About His Mother">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[More Moms Taking Jobs As Phone Sex Operators To Pay The Bills]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4392 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4392 --> We've all seen the commercials: a scantily-clad young lady poised on her bed, talking on the phone, laughing, and urging those of us watching television at 3am to stop being pathetic and start chatting up fly honeys on party lines. But there's a catch that callers probably aren't thinking about: that lady on the other end of the line may very well be someone's mom, desperate to make money for her family. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869291/more-moms-taking-jobs-as-phone-sex-operators-to-pay-the-bills" title="Click here to read more about More Moms Taking Jobs As Phone Sex Operators To Pay The Bills">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Holy Crap, The Extended Look At 30 Rock's New Season Is Awesome]]></title>
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				Good news, Liz Lemon fans! NBC has released a 5-minute-long look at the upcoming season of <em>30 Rock</em>, and it looks <em>gooooood.</em> Spoilers ahead.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868795/holy-crap-the-extended-look-at-30-rocks-new-season-is-awesome" title="Click here to read more about Holy Crap, The Extended Look At 30 Rock's New Season Is Awesome">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tom Hanks' Latest Historical Mini-Series: The History Of The Pop Tart]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4384 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4384 --> I'll say it again: Tom Hanks is a <a href="http://jezebel.com/5772377/tom-hanks-has-a-daughter-with-a-secret-pageant-life-on-toddlers-and-tiaras?tag=tomhanks">national treasure.</a> Here's a clip from his appearance on the <em>Late Show</em>, in which he pokes fun at his habit of making historical mini-series on HBO by announcing his latest pet project: an 11-part series on the creation of the Pop Tart. He plays Bert Loomis, without whom we may have never had Preston Meyers <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5yu4uZeg7Q">developing a crush</a> on Jennifer Love Hewitt in <em>Can't Hardly Wait</em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868790/tom-hanks-latest-historical-mini+series-the-history-of-the-pop-tart" title="Click here to read more about Tom Hanks' Latest Historical Mini-Series: The History Of The Pop Tart">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: 5wnqPb8gXns --><!-- /videoId: 5wnqPb8gXns --> You know the recurring segment on <em>Jimmy Kimmel Live</em> in which bleeps are inserted into non-offensive clips? Last night, the host of the show invited us to watch an entire year's worth. My oh my, was 2011 ever an unintentionally risque year.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868770/2011-a-year-in-unnecessary-censorship" title="Click here to read more about 2011: A Year In Unnecessary Censorship">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:25:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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				Happy Friday: Lifetime has just released the first trailer for <em>Drew Peterson: Untouchable</em>, the made-for-TV movie about the life and times of the allegedly <a href="http://jezebel.com/336870/drew-peterson-tells-dateline-he-pampered-wife-stacy-with-plastic-surgery">wife-</a><a href="http://jezebel.com/5556262/police-begin-digging-for-the-body-of-stacy-peterson">murdering</a>, and definitely all-around <a href="http://jezebel.com/361765/drew-peterson-has-some-fucked-up-notions-about-family">horrific</a> <a href="http://jezebel.com/349255/drew-peterson-manages-to-offend-fox-news">person</a> &mdash; played by none other than Rob Lowe. Huh? It is creepy, it is campy, and it is almost shocking when Lowe is revealed in the dark looking so much like Peterson as he mutters the title of the film, "I'm untouchable, bitch." Before you formulate an opinion, know this: The real-life Peterson, who was <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-drew-peterson-movie-20111216,0,6884818.story">treated</a> to a screening of the film, finds it "hilarious."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868754/a-creepy-first-look-at-rob-lowes-drew-peterson-which-the-real-drew-peterson-finds-rather-entertaining" title="Click here to read more about A Creepy First Look At Rob Lowe's Drew Peterson">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: vS9H3vc49kY --><!-- /videoId: vS9H3vc49kY --> The Surprise Pregnancy Announcement Youtube Video is practically its own genre, but this one has a twist: The expectant and delighted grandparents are two men.  And they're jump-up-and-down excited.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868485/gay-dads-find-out-theyre-going-to-be-grandpas-awesomeness-ensues" title="Click here to read more about Gay Dads Find Out They're Going to be Grandpas, Epic Awesomeness Ensues">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: rcrxRpj9LKg --><!-- /videoId: rcrxRpj9LKg --> Merry Christmas to all of those New Englanders who love to poke fun of Boston stereotypes: The <em><a href="http://jezebel.com/5851340/the-real-housewives-of-south-boston">Real Housewives of South Boston</a></em> are back. In this installment, the women participate in a  Yankee Swap, but being from Boston, they call it a Stanky Swap. With one of the gals in jail and the rest in prime form, it's a holiday gathering to remember!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868439/a-real-housewives-of-south-boston-christmas" title="Click here to read more about A Real Housewives Of South Boston Christmas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4362 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4362 --> On last night's episode of <em>Toddlers & Tiaras</em>, we met Kelly, whose 23-month-old daughter Natalie was competing in some random pageant inside of a drab hotel room (seriously, the venues always look like sad sets from an Eastern Block film). Natalie screamed and cried while she was being dressed, screamed and cried while she was having her hair done, and generally seemed rather spoiled. But it was clear that bad behavior ran in the family: Kelly threw a tantrum when her child was crowned "Princess" in her division. "Princess means that you're a loser," Kelly declared. (Does Disney know about this?) This particular pageant had announced that they were awarding Princess titles in addition to Supreme titles &mdash; meaning that just because you're crowned Princess doesn't mean you won't be Ultimate Queen Grand Wizard Royal Nacho Supreme Burrito or whatever. However! Kelly wasn't listening when the announcement was made. Hence the drama queen scene. The lesson she is teaching her daughter is that if you don't get what you want, you should curse and scream and throw things, which is almost certainly the best possible way to raise a responsible, generous, caring citizen of Earth. Anyway! In the end, Natalie did indeed win Novice Chalupa Supreme Queen, and Kelly got the giant crown she wanted.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868379/princess-means-that-youre-a-loser-and-other-lessons-pageant-moms-teach" title="Click here to read more about Princess Is Just Another Word For Loser, And Other Lessons Pageant Moms Teach">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Dec 2011 11:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4359 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4359 --> Janet Jackson is the new spokesperson for NutriSystem. Yawn. But as was telling her story to <em>Good Morning America</em>, she divulged us with stories of her formative years &mdash; and the many insecurities that developed within them. Janet says her body issues stemmed from childhood, where her brother Michael would poke fun at her "big butt" &mdash; "names of endearment," she clarified &mdash; and her first acting job on <em>Good Times</em>, which she began when she was only 10 years old. Jackson says that on her first season of the show, the good people in wardrobe felt her body was developing too soon and flattened her chest by binding it. The next season, they told her to lose weight. Ah, the life of a child star: something I wouldn't wish upon anymore.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868366/janet-jacksons-childhood-chest+binding" title="Click here to read more about Janet Jackson's Childhood Chest-Binding">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Dec 2011 10:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: pMuy5CIsxHI --><!-- /videoId: pMuy5CIsxHI --> Big-headed baby gets attacked by teeny-tiny yorkie puppy. Yup, that's all this clip is. And yet I'm not sure that I've ever been more entranced.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868061/adorable-baby-attacked-by-adorable-teacup-yorkie-in-most-adorable-fight-ever" title="Click here to read more about Adorable Baby Attacked By Adorable Teacup Yorkie In Most Adorable Fight Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				First came <em>Borat</em>. Then came <em>Brüno</em>. What could Sacha Baron Cohen possibly follow up with next? Dictators, obviously. Cohen plays the fictional North African dictator General Aladeen, who "risks his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed." Sounds like a riot. While I'm currently trying to wrap my head around the entire project, do share your reactions in the comments, please. I can't be the only one who wants to laugh but feels like it may also be "too soon."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868127/sacha-baron-cohen-is-now-the-dictator" title="Click here to read more about Sacha Baron Cohen Is Now The Dictator">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Dec 2011 17:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: q4a9CKgLprQ --><!-- /videoId: q4a9CKgLprQ --> When Jimmy Kimmel put out a call for parents to give their kids something undesirable as an early Christmas present &mdash; and capture the kids' reactions on camera, of course &mdash; viewers obliged in droves. The end result, this compilation, is fantastically entertaining. Our personal favorite is the "gender norm" family, in which the two girls get "boy" things, and their brother reacts to his gift thusly: "I got a girl activity book with stickers &mdash; I'm not a girl! You're the worst family ever."  Merry Christmas, everyone!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5867978/children-receiving-bad-christmas-presents-is-as-funny-as-it-sounds" title="Click here to read more about Kids Receiving Intentionally Crappy Christmas Presents Is The Funniest Thing You'll See Today">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Our little buddy Marcel The Shell hit the "big-time" last night when he, along with creators Jenny Slate and Dean Fleischer-Camp, appeared in their very own segment on NBC's <em>Rock Center With Brian Williams</em>. BriWi traveled all the way to Brooklyn to film the interview in the couple's apartment, which also serves as Marcel's word in all of his videos. Williams got Jenny to talk about the swearing incident that ended her short tenure at <em>Saturday Night Live</em> &mdash; as only Brian Williams could &mdash; and how that bummer of a time in her life <i>also</i> served as the inspiration for Marcel.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5867769/brian-williams-interviews-marcel-the-shell" title="Click here to read more about Brian Williams Interviews Marcel The Shell">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Dec 2011 18:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: Mc0liHubCf8 --><!-- /videoId: Mc0liHubCf8 --> Ladies and gentlemen, the bar has officially been raised. Here I thought I was getting pretty good with my downward dogs and baby cobras, but no. After seeing this clip, I feel as though everything I've learned in my years of taking yoga classes, nothing as impressive as being able to balance with a cat on your back.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5867691/cat-does-yoga-with-owner-permanently-raises-bar-for-being-an-awesome-pet" title="Click here to read more about Cat Does Yoga With Owner, Permanently Raises Bar For Being An Awesome Pet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4336 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4336 --> Last night's <em>Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 90210</em> featured the bachelorette party for Lisa Vanderpump's daughter Pandora and like any sensible group of women on such a night would do, they flew to Vegas and saw a Chippendale's show. (I know, I was surprised that it took this many seasons of this many housewife shows on Bravo for a cast to attend a Chippendale's show, too.) Let me just warn you now: it was kind of a mess.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5867743/the-night-bravos-real-housewives-turned-into-basic-cable-softcore-porn" title="Click here to read more about The Night Bravo's Real Housewives Turned Into Basic Cable Softcore Porn">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: YbEOr5Weqb8 --><!-- /videoId: YbEOr5Weqb8 --> I am obsessed with this video my friend Kevin found and sent to me of <em>SNL</em> writers goofing around in their offices late last week around 4:30am. It stars Taran Killam, a second-year member of the show's cast, donned in a white fur cropped hoodie thing and getting down to Robyn's "Call Your Girlfriend." (Between Killam's dead-on impressions on the show, his funny portrayal of an evil glee club teach on last week's <em>Community</em>, and knowing that he has a child with funnylady Cobie Smulders from <em>How I Met Your Mother</em>, my love for this man keeps growing and growing.) The clip also includes cameos from cast members Vanessa Bayer, Abby Elliott, and Bobby Moynihan as well as two writers (former CollegeHumor gal Sarah Schneider and Zach Kanin, who is impressively unfazed by the antics surrounding him). That that, my friends, is how your <em>SNL</em> sausage gets made.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5867659/so-this-is-what-goes-down-inside-the-saturday-night-live-writers-room" title="Click here to read more about So This Is What Goes Down Inside The Saturday Night Live Writer's Room">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4334 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4334 --> Say it isn't so! Pedro and Buddy, The Toronto Zoo's male African penguins whose companionship gave us something both happy and animal-related to fixated on, have broken up.  Cue Adele.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5867642/torontos-resident-gay-penguins-end-their-relationship" title="Click here to read more about Gay Penguins End Their Relationship">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: eVUSl7no6cI --><!-- /videoId: eVUSl7no6cI --> <em>RuPaul's Christmas Ball</em> was shot for VH1 in 1993, but now that I've discovered it (thanks, <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/12/rupauls-1993-christmas-special.html">Eliot</a>!), I'm pretty sure it's more entertaining than any Christmas special, <em>ever</em>. Not only does it feature RuPaul herself, but other insanely fierce celebrities of the time: Elton John, Taylor Dane, Boy George, Laura Kightlinger, and ...Nirvana?! You'll also see LaToya Jackson wearing the same blonde-wig, red-dress getup that Ru is wearing, which obviously leads to a diva-off. (On a related note: does anybody know where I can find a copy of <em>Step Up With LaToya</em>? I've been meaning to get into a new at-home exercise routine.) If you've got an extra 50 minutes today, just watch. I guarantee you'll be filled with holiday cheer.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5867266/rupauls-1993-christmas-spectacular-is-your-new-favorite-holiday-special" title="Click here to read more about RuPaul's 1993 Christmas Spectacular Is Your New Favorite Holiday Special">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4329 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4329 --> On last night's edition of <em>Kourtney And Kim Take New York</em>, the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries continued to implode before our very eyes. And for yet another episode in what's sure to be a season filled with tense arguments between the newlyweds, I couldn't look away. This week's kerfuffle? Bearing children, and where to raise them. Under normal circumstances, you might think that it wouldn't really be this big of a deal to decide upon the town  to settle down in post-nuptials. But when you're a Kardashian who splits time between cities but "lives and dies in LA" and a free agent in the NBA who would rather live in rural Minnesota than anywhere else, things get a little more complex. And there are cameras involved! It's clear in the clip above that Kris isn't willing to compromise and goes so far to say, "Baby by the time you have kids and they're in school and all that, no one will probably care about you, let's be honest." Zing! Yes! More brutal honesty!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5867335/watch-kim-kardashian-and-kris-humphries-feud-over-where-to-raise-kids-kims-relevancy" title="Click here to read more about Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Feud Over Where To Raise Kids, Kim's Relevancy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: 3_dAtGhltac --><!-- /videoId: 3_dAtGhltac --> The internet aficionados at Know Your Meme have <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3_dAtGhltac#!">named</a> their top memes of 2011 in one handy video that features Nyan Cat, Occupy Wall Street, and the resurgence of My Little Pony. I was not satisfied.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866734/what-were-the-top-internet-memes-of-2011" title="Click here to read more about What Were The Top Internet Memes of 2011?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 17:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4309 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4309 --> Good news coming from New Zealand this morning: the first batch of penguins who had been harmed by a recent oil spill have been released back into the wild. The cure to what ailed them? Your sweaters.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866621/tiny-sweater+wearing-penguins-are-finally-released-into-the-wild" title="Click here to read more about Tiny Sweater-Wearing Penguins Are Finally Released Into The Wild">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4311 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4311 --> Well, looky there! Kris Humphries is sitting next to his mother on the <em>Good Morning America</em> couches, giving his first interview since Kim Kardashian filed for divorce. Wait, what? Didn't we hear about how Momager Kris included a clause in the couple's prenup that prevented him from talking about his relationship? From what it sounds like, yes &mdash; but it also seemed like Humphries was lured in under the pretenses that he'd be talking basketball with Josh Elliott, the <em>GMA</em> anchor who once hosted ESPN's <em>SportsCenter</em>, and was instead bombarded with questions about his reality romance, like "Do you still love Kim?" C'mon, bro, don't do a bro like that.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866612/kris-humphries-permitted-to-speak-on-national-television" title="Click here to read more about Kris Humphries Permitted To Speak On National Television">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Peggy Dvorak, of the Peggy Dvorak Institute, teaches her students how to break out of the bland, boiled-potato stereotype and be "cool." I would totally sign up for a lesson &mdash; except that this is a video from Funny Or Die and Peggy is actually played by the hilarious Megan Mullally. Her students, however, all swear they've learned a lot, and the collective status of said stars &mdash; Aubrey Plaza, Lizzy Caplan, Lake Bell, Casey Wilson, and Michaela Watkins &mdash; is nothing to shake a stick at. Ellie Kemper makes an appearance, too, but for reasons unknown she has been deemed unfit to join the faux academy, no matter how many baked goods she drops off or how hard she tries. Blame it on her <em>Office</em> character's squeaky-clean vibe.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866412/megan-mullallys-home-for-actresses" title="Click here to read more about Megan Mullally's Home For Actresses">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4298 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4298 --> Something weird happened on the season finale of <em>America's Next Top Model: All-Stars</em> last night &mdash; and for once, we're not talking about something Tyra Banks, the always-smizing host of the show did or said. Instead, it was the random disqualification of Angelea Preston, the tall, somewhat-beloved underdog who scratched her way to the top. It was strange that she was suddenly suspended from the show's competition. Even stranger was the way the situation was addressed on the show: Barely at all. In the clip above, you can watch exactly how the announcement &mdash; that Angelea had been dropped from the show &mdash; was handled, just as it aired on The CW last night. Pretty fishy, right?<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866371/why-was-angelea-preston-mysteriously-disqualified-from-americas-next-top-model-all+stars" title="Click here to read more about Why Was Angelea Preston Mysteriously Disqualified From America's Next Top Model All-Stars?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Woman Believes Her Fiancé Decided To Bury Her Alive Because He Was 'Bored With Her']]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4296 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4296 --> Ugh, awful: Michelina Lewandowska, 27, was tasered, had her feet taped together, and was buried alive by her 25-year-old fiancé Marcin Kasprzak. Michelina, now living the real-life version of Uma Thurman's hell in <em>Kill Bill 2</em> heroically clawed her way through the box and soil using her engagement ring (how ironic!). The couple have now taken the terrible situation to court, where Michelina's lawyers maintains that Marcin buried her in the ground at the top of an isolated hill because he was "bored with her," while his team claims that Marcin "was only trying to scare her." Sounds like somebody needs to stop channeling George Bluth Senior and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNZsWIzEhP4">his lessons</a>, because I think in <em>burying his wife in the ground</em> he confused "scary" and "deadly."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866339/woman-believes-her-fiance-decided-to-bury-her-alive-because-he-was-bored-with-her" title="Click here to read more about Woman Believes Her Fiancé Decided To Bury Her Alive Because He Was 'Bored With Her'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Blonde Katy Perry Is Oh So Ready To Be Your SNL Host This Weekend]]></title>
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				This weekend, Katy Perry will make her first appearance on <em>Saturday Night Live</em> as a host, and she's apparently preparing for the event by asking hubby Russell Brand for tips. Note to Katy: you're married to the man and that's the best British accent you can pull off? Anyway, she looks cute in her new blonde hair and kitty-cat top &mdash; we'll just have to wait until Saturday to see if she can actually make us laugh.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866281/blonde-katy-perry-is-oh-so-ready-to-be-your-snl-host-this-weekend" title="Click here to read more about Blonde Katy Perry Is Oh So Ready To Be Your SNL Host This Weekend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4291 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4291 --> Now that country singer Mindy McCready and the son she reportedly kidnapped from his father's house have been <a href="http://jezebel.com/5864752/pregnant-country-singer-mindy-mccready-and-her-5+year+old-son-finally-found-after-rumored-kidnapping">found</a>, McCready is telling her side of how things went down. She doesn't believe that taking her son Zander out of his home and crossing state lines was wrong, at all. McCready states, "I do not, to this moment, and will not ever think that me taking my own child that I carried for nine months that I gave birth to by myself would ever be breaking the law." McCready, who has a new boyfriend and is pregnant with twins, says her new life won't be complete without Zander in it. "What I did was protect my child and there's not a person in the world that is ever gonna tell me that that is wrong."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866264/mindy-mccready-believes-shes-not-in-the-wrong-at-all-for-abducting-her-own-child" title="Click here to read more about Mindy McCready Believes She's 'Not In The Wrong At All' For Abducting Her Own Child">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Dec 2011 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				When you first heard that Eden Wood was quitting pageants, and by extension, the TLC show that launched her into the pop culture vortex, you may have been wondering what another season of <em>Toddlers & Tiaras</em> would be like without her. Well, good news! They've casted your new favorite TV family, who look to drag shows for pageant inspiration. "We take a lot of inspiration from RuPaul," says Mom, "She's our favorite queen." My only concern after watching this clip is young Bob Riley's foot-and-a-half-long beaded rat tail.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5865990/new-toddlers--tiaras-family-channels-drag-queens" title="Click here to read more about New Toddlers & Tiaras Family Channels Drag Queens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hey Girl, Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is An Artsy Old-School Villain]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4272 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4272 --> Well now! This month's edition of the <em>New York Times Magazine</em> features an online gallery called "Touch of Evil," a series of shorts that depict some of Hollywood's finest in villainous roles. The gallery includes videos with <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/12/06/magazine/13villains.html#/glenn-close">Glenn Close</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/12/06/magazine/13villains.html#/viola-davis">Viola Davis</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/12/06/magazine/13villains.html#/jessica-chastain">Jessica Chastain</a>, George Clooney as a spastic <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/12/06/magazine/13villains.html#/george-clooney">Napoleon type</a>, and our obvious personal favorite, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/12/06/magazine/13villains.html#/ryan-gosling">Ryan Gosling</a>, as some kind of painting-come-to-life that smokes a cigarette as he fades away into the shadows (whatever, it just works). Just thought you'd all like something pretty to look at on this dreary Wednesday.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5865926/hey-girl-your-boyfriend-ryan-gosling-is-an-artsy-old+school-villain" title="Click here to read more about Hey Girl, Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is An Artsy Old-School Villain">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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