Why has no one thought to put a dope backing track to auctions before? Is it because it just wasn't something anyone considered or because no one is running auctions like the guy in this video? How close are we to seeing "cowboy rappers" on the charts now that someone has discovered Rhett Parks of Whitewood Livestock? Parks, the manager and auctioneer of Whitewood currently uses his fast talking (he would make the Gilmore Girls jealous) to push cattle prices up at auction, but there's no reason that he can't become an international sensation with a good producer and a stint on America's Got Talent.

I just hope he does an interview soon because I have so many questions: How does he get all those words out? Are there exercises for that? And does he do special events on the weekends? Because if he does special events, I'm having everyone over to my house to hear this guy before he gets big.