Watch JT Pretend He Went To Real College in Runner Runner Trailer
LatestThe trailer opens with him pleading with an old white dude who looks important and who, furthermore, does NOT want him to gamble: “I have $60 grand in tuition due next week. And that’s if I don’t eat.” Hmm. How much will you owe if you do eat? $60,050? $60,100 if you eat sushi every day? JT, I am sorry, but that’s just not how it works.
The film will obviously not follow his attempt to pay off his debt (because, if I wanted to see a brilliant young mind weighed down by crippling student loans debt, I could just go literally anywhere in America). Instead, it follows JT to Costa Rica, where he gets sucked into a seedy underworld. Everyone who’s anyone is there: Ben Affleck, a boat, that stupid DJ who wears a giant mouse head, the FBI, man-eating crocodiles…
And Jean-Ralphio is in it, too.