Helen Mirren went on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon Monday night to promote her Broadway play, The Audience.

I mean, the woman is a goddess, what else is there really to say here? She sucks on helium and pretends to accept an award, she talks about that infamous subway ride next to a manspreader—she has several stories about the subway, in fact, which I find delightful. If I were Helen Mirren, I would not be squishing myself onto the F train. What a class act.


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