In honor of Kim Kardashian's 34th birthday, Entertainment Tonight dug through the archives and found this gem of a homemade video of Kim Kardashian at her 8th grade graduation. In the video she proclaims she's the "dopest on the ropest" whatever the hell that means. And yes, she is sporting a Mandarin gown there.

I know it's a heavily edited, but I love how teenybopper Kim fights for the mic and camera time simply to declare just how popular she is. Also, I love that the ever hovering Kris Jenner shows up to join the girls' dance circle. It's basically an episode of KUWTK. Classic.