Wanted: 2 Hotties 2 Pretend 2 Drown 4 Free

Are you a team player who takes direction well and is outgoing but works well with others?Also are you punctual, reliable and oh by the way, a very good swimmer who can pretend to drown? Well do we have the gig for you!

"Actresses" who feel the urge for some "acting" experience need look no further than Craigslist, which is a hotbed of activity for budding creatives who require help at very little (read: no) pay. So to be fair, this ad out of the Chicago area, while funny, is not particularly unique. That being said, enjoy and please, support the arts:

"Actresses" from 25-40 (North Shore suburbs)

Short, simple independent film requiring 2 - 3 shoots only.

Must start soon in order to take advantage of the warm weather. One scene involves a swimming pool.

Looking for two young ladies in good physical shape to star in a simple short story

in the tradition of the Twilight Zone.

REQUIREMENTS: TEAM PLAYER, TAKES DIRECTION WELL, OUTGOING, WORKS WELL WITH OTHERS, PUNCTUAL, RELIABLE.....MUST BE A GOOD SWIMMER! WHO CAN PERFORM A CONVINCING DROWNING SCENE

The economy has hit us pretty hard so unfortunately there is no pay. (not even for me)

Compensations: Finished product will be broadcast by 3 Comcast Public access studios

for airing in 114 cities for 1 month.

Cast Party ( celebrate and view completed movie ).

Copies on DVD upon request.

Experience gained which can be used on any resume.

Email me directly for a summary of the story.

If interested, please email me directly with easiest and most reliable method of contacting you as well as best picture.

Since there are two parts open, each one has a certain fit to it.

If you call, please leave a message with a number to reach you at. I screen all my calls so please don't get frustrated if I don't pick up right away. I will be interested in talking with you.

Hope to hear from you soon

Wanted: 2 Hotties 2 Pretend 2 Drown 4 Free

The advertisement also includes 11 stills, presumably from previous footage shot, to give you a sense of the plot of this Twilight Zone-esque story.





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