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The Walt Disney Company, those white-glove-wearing cartoon animals who want to brand everything you touch or consume, is making a distinct push to become America's premiere baby outfitter, moving their brand's first impression on humans closer and closer to the moment of conception. Soon, we'll all be artificially inseminating ourselves with sound effect-making Donald Duck shaped turkey basters. More »
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The United States has no monarchy. We pride ourselves on being a democratic society, and often seem to strive towards meritocracy. But now that there's going to be a royal wedding in the UK, we are all in a tizzy! More »
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Virginia Davis, who in the 1920s was one of the young Walt Disney Company's first stars, has died at 90. Davis was the star of Disney's "Alice" films. [USAToday] More »
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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Single Slut Crashes New York Weddings Showcase: "For an extra 50,000, Walt Disney will rise from the dead and kill your mother." We say: we're in if Jiminy Cricket tap dances on her grave. • Worst, in response to Horton Hears A Tale Of Gender Inequality: "Dude, it is a Dr. Seuss movie! Can't we all just chillax?" We say: we can relax, or we can chill, but we can never, ever [redacted] — that word should never be written here again. More »
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What's that banner ad getting the way of your Kristin Davis porn? Oh look, it's for Disney Resorts. Maybe you should take the kids this year! Anyway, this screenshot, and many more if you click, come to us courtesy the investigative journalism of the DrunkenStepfather, who found them surfing the putrid site Egotastic and emailed us with a typically inimitable missive (actually, you should click for that alone.) And to think we were just posting how great minds think alike! Enjoy! More »
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