<![CDATA[Jezebel: Vomit]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Vomit]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/vomit http://jezebel.com/tag/vomit <![CDATA[Adele Discusses Vomit, Childbearing]]> Singer Adele apparently gets nervous before shows: she tells British Vogue, "I puke quite a lot before going on stage. Though never actually on stage." That's a relief. She also tells the magazine, More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5837383&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Introducing Puke Performance Art]]> Millie Brown is a performance artist from London whose art includes vomiting all over the canvas. In her piece titled "Nexus Vomitus," Brown sips on brightly-colored drinks until she sticks a finger down her throat to regurgitate "art," all while opera singers perform a cappella in the background. If there are any art critics out there, please do explain this one to us. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5814607&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA["My Ear Is Leaking Blood": Your Worst Travel Stories]]> As we suspected, your worst travel stories involve far more than TSA pat-downs and long tarmac waits. Herewith, your tales of masturbation, voyeurism, and trombones in transit — just in time to make a run-of-the-mill holiday delay feel almost pleasant. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5713446&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tell Us Your Black Friday Horror Stories (Or, This One Time I Threw Up In A Macy's)]]> It's 11:30. Normal folks are stirring from their post-Thanksgiving comas and maybe thinking about taking something for that hangover. A strange breed of early-early-ante-meridiem bargain-hunters, however, is surfing a warm accretionary haze, Sam's Club breakfasts and $99.99 tennis bracelets acquired. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5699611&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Bonus: Nine More Totally Gross Stories]]> Since yesterday's gross stories were a big hit, we're offering up some more. A few also-rans, if you will. Disgusting stuff ahead! More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5665127&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Third Miami U. Sorority Punished For Puke-Stained Formal]]> A third Miami University sorority has been disciplined for their spring formal bacchanal — this one filled a bus with barf, trash, and slurs. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5553283&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Puke-y Sorority Party Held At Underground Railroad Museum]]> Yesterday we heard about one Miami University sorority's feces-strewn formal. Now it appears another sorority held a similar "drunken pukefest" ... at the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center. And they chose this wildly inappropriate location for no apparent reason. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5538215&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA["Do Girls Like To Get Their Toes Sucked?"]]> It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about puking, crushing, and dining halls. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5010426&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Fashion Week Make You Want To Hurl? We're Here To Help]]> We couldn't let our first Fashion Week go by without making some sort of a statement, right? Yeah, well, today that statement shat itself all over the steps leading up to the tents in midtown Manhattan's Bryant Park. At precisely 2pm today, two badass young broads clad in eggplant-hued stewardess outfits sidled up to the cement staircase facing NYC's 6th Avenue bearing gifts for the dazzling yet dispossessed: Jezebel barf-bags. (Yes, real, airline-approved barf-bags). Inside the bags? More fashionista fun, namely, Ex-Lax, tongue depressors and, to top it all off, Tic-Tacs. (Who doesn't need a little freshening up after a particularly purge-worthy display of expensive shit?). Below, a gallery of more pictures. (Click on any picture to see entire set) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=296857&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Breakfast at Tiffany.com]]>
"What do you get when you mix a cup of love, 1/2 cup of sweetness, 1/3 cup of hugs and 1/4 cup of spice? A measuring cup set that ensures every dish they whip up will come straight from the heart. A unique kitchen addition for foodies and those they love, this stackable set is engraved with heart-warming measurements and features a small heart cutout at the end of each handle."
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