Thanks to a tipster's dexterity with a camera phone, we can all revel in this unreasonably large testament to Western culture's inveterate misogyny. Economical as a fine plastic bottle of Wódka may be, if its distillers were more concerned with their potential customers' impending hangovers, they'd finish the logical train of though that this billboard begins: "Escort quality, hooker pricing, morning STI realization." And what's going on with that sheep? Is the sheep the hooker or some sort of sex idol?