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				In this week's (abbreviated holiday edition) compilation of pop culture crap, Snooki and Jeff Bridges form an unlikely friendship, Adele had second-hand embarrassment during Lady Gaga's VMA performance, and Kate Gosselin gets her dead presidents mixed up.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5837006/5-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 5 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Sep 2011 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Beyoncé's 'I'm Pregnant' Dance, And Six Other VMA Moments Worth Watching]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/3041 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/3041 --> For an awards show without a host this year, the MTV Video Music Awards sure left us with a lot to talk about the next day: Lady Gaga spoke only as her alter (male) ego for the night (and almost kissed Britney Spears), Jonah Hill speaks about his dramatic weight loss, and Beyoncé and Jay-Z are having a baby. Catch up on what you missed, below.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5835334/beyonces-im-pregnant-dance-and-six-other-vma-moments-worth-watching" title="Click here to read more about Beyoncé's 'I'm Pregnant' Dance, And Six Other VMA Moments Worth Watching">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Aug 2011 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Red Carpet Reeks Of Lady Gaga's Influence]]></title>
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				Ever since Lady Gaga came on the scene with her bizarre masks, tall hats and concept outfits, everyone thinks looking like an idiot on the red carpet is a sign of artistic integrity. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5835339/lady-gagas-influence-can-be-seen-all-over-vma-red-carpet/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Red Carpet Reeks Of Lady Gaga's Influence">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Aug 2011 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[MTV VMAs Finally Planning Tribute To Britney Spears]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/2897 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/2897 --> Today we learned that MTV will pay homage to Britney Spears when the Video Music Awards air at the end of this month. It's about time, considering the network practically birthed her and more or less kept her going by allowing her to her shimmy around onstage whenever she wanted (though as time passed, some shimmies were less advised than others). Anyway, the network has released a promo for the event. Britney looks happy, or at least happy to be playing happy.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5830327/mtv-vmas-finally-planning-tribute-to-britney-spears" title="Click here to read more about MTV VMAs Finally Planning Tribute To Britney Spears">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Aug 2011 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[VMAs Introduce ‘Best Video With A Message’ Category]]></title>
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				"This <a href="http://www.bilerico.com/2011/08/mtvs_video_with_a_message.php#more">special category</a> celebrates the powerful intersection of music and social activism, and highlights artists who created music videos with positive messages of self-empowerment or raised awareness of key social issues facing today's youth. With an outpouring of support from across the pop culture spectrum the last year, artists mobilized to support bullied youth, reject LGBT discrimination and emphasize self worth &mdash; issues MTV has been addressing through A Thin Line, its anti-cyberbullying and digital abuse campaign, launched in December of 2009 - and now via this special 2011 MTV Video Music Award Category."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5828365/vmas-introduce-best-video-with-a-message-category" title="Click here to read more about VMAs Introduce ‘Best Video With A Message’ Category">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 06 Aug 2011 14:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lane Moore]]></dc:creator>
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				Do you like tacos? Do you like music? Do you want a taco with some music in it? Taco Bell addresses your cravings with this absurd press release:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5824443/todays-most-ridiculous-press-release" title="Click here to read more about Today's Most Ridiculous Press Release">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Jul 2011 16:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Can Totally Explain Why Her Outfit Was Made Of Meat]]></title>
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				After the VMAs, Gaga sat down with Ellen &mdash; who is vegan &mdash; and attempted to rationalize why she was wearing a hat, dress and shoes made of meat.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5636572/lady-gaga-can-totally-explain-why-her-outfit-was-made-of-meat" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Can Totally Explain Why Her Outfit Was Made Of Meat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Sep 2010 12:56:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				At the start of last night's show, host Chelsea Handler said, "I'm scared that this year all of you idiots will suddenly get your acts together." Unfortunately, she was right. Still, with no scandals, there were some memorable moments.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5636693/160-seconds-of-the-vmas-worth-watching" title="Click here to read more about 160 Seconds Of The VMAs Worth Watching">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Sep 2010 12:19:48 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Sure, there was skin. There were sequins.  There were feathers. But from the VMAs, for gosh sakes &mdash; from Gaga, Katy and Ke$ha! &mdash; frankly we expected a little less cutesy, a little more rock 'n' roll.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5636539/vma-white+carpet-fashion-was-a-classic-cop+out/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about VMA White-Carpet Fashion Was A Classic Cop-Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Sep 2010 10:36:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Last night at the VMAs, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ladygaga" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ladygaga" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ladygaga/">Lady Gaga</a> <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/federal-eye/2010/09/lady_gaga_at_vmas_calls_for_do.html">walked</a> the red carpet with four gay former servicewomen and men to protest <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dontaskdonttell" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dontaskdonttell" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/dontaskdonttell/">Don't Ask Don't Tell</a>. Meanwhile, a lesbian military nurse's <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MILITARY_GAYS_TRIAL?SITE=VTBRA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">legal battle</a> for her reinstatement hits the courts today. What's next?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5636494/with-a-little-moral-courage-dont-ask-dont-tell-could-take-another-hit-today" title="Click here to read more about Don't Ask Don't Tell Could Take Another Well-Deserved Hit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Sep 2010 10:03:26 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Unsolicited Uterus Update! <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #penelopecruz" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #penelopecruz" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/penelopecruz/">Penelope Cruz</a></strong> is filming the new <em>Pirates Of The Caribbean</em> movie, and this paper claims that she seems to have "a bump beneath her rigging."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5636514/penelope-cruz-pregnancy-rumors-swirl-again" title="Click here to read more about Penelope Cruz Pregnancy Rumors Swirl Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Sep 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/341 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/341 --> Tonight, Taylor unveiled a song inspired by <a href="http://jezebel.com/5358544/kanye-west-is-such-a-dick">Kanye interrupting her acceptance speech</a> at last year's awards, taking pity on the rapper. Basically, it was her version of "Cheer Up, Charlie." Meaning it was nice&mdash;and boring.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5636238/watch-taylor-swift-sing-her-sad-song-about-kanye-at-the-vmas" title="Click here to read more about Taylor Swift Sings Her Boring Song About Kanye">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Sep 2010 22:43:09 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Don't forget: we'll be covering the VMAs tonight at 9pm Eastern.  So, as Melissa Joan Hart says in the 90s teen classic <i>Drive Me Crazy</i>, "Be there...in your formal wear."  Or your pajamas.  Whatevs.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5636119/vmas-tonight" title="Click here to read more about VMAs Tonight!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Sep 2010 18:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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				A reminder: we'll be having an open thread for tomorrow night's MTV Video Music Awards at 9pmEST, so that we can laugh, cry...or, you know, just probably feel kind of annoyed and old, but at least we'll do it together.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5635684/vmas-open-thread-tomorrow-night" title="Click here to read more about VMAs Open Thread Tomorrow Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 11 Sep 2010 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/25/fashion/25noticed.html?partner=rss&emc=rss">Says today's <em>Times</em></a>, "interruption has clearly gained a foothold in American discourse these days, and is proving a powerful weapon for influencing the national conversation." Indeed! Just look at some of recent history's most infamous incidents.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5502147/imma-let-you-finish-the-greatest-interruptions-of-all-time/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about I'mma Let You Finish: The Greatest Interruptions Of All Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				TMZ acquired audio of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PRESIDENT OBAMA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PRESIDENT OBAMA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/president-obama/">President Obama</a>'s off-the-record pre-interview discussion with CNBC's John Harwood about Kanyegate. At the link,  <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/15/obama-caught-on-tape-calling-kanye-jackass-taylor-swift/">Obama says</a>, "I thought that was inappropriate... He's a jackass," then worries his comment will turn into another "fly thing." [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/15/obama-caught-on-tape-calling-kanye-jackass-taylor-swift/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/michaelcalderone/0909/TMZ_gets_Obama_jackass_clip.html">Politico</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5360179/audio-leaks-of-obama-calling-kanye-a-jackass" title="Click here to read more about Audio Leaks Of Obama Calling Kanye A "Jackass"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TAYLOR SWIFT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TAYLOR SWIFT" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/taylor-swift/">Taylor Swift</a> was set to perform on <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE VIEW" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE VIEW" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/the-view/">The View</a></em> today, but, considering <a href="http://jezebel.com/5358544/kanye-west-is-such-a-dick">what happened</a> at Sunday night's VMAs, her appearance was expanded to include an interview on the couch, where she gave her reaction to it all.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5359918/taylor-swift-was-rattled-by-kanye-at-vmas-updated" title="Click here to read more about Taylor Swift Was "Rattled" By Kanye At VMAs (Updated)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:35:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"And he's getting exactly what he wants right now. People are talking about him," Pink said, not mincing words this morning on <em>Today</em>, when Matt Lauer asked her about last night's events at the VMAs.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5359338/pink-kanye-west-is-an-idiot-a-waste-and-a-toolbox" title="Click here to read more about Pink: &quot;Kanye West Is An Idiot, A Waste, And A Toolbox&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Chris Brown, Pink, Katy Perry, Jenna Jameson, and Ricky Martin all turn to Twitter to weigh in on <a href="http://jezebel.com/5358544/kanye-west-is-such-a-dick">Kanye West's behavior</a> at last night's VMAs.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5359258/celebs-react-to-kanye-at-the-vmas/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Celebs React To Kanye At The VMAs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It was obvious during the inauguration that President Obama is a Beyonce fan, but even <em>he</em> wouldn't appreciate <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KANYE WEST" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KANYE WEST" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kanye-west/">Kanye West</a>'s <a href="http://jezebel.com/5358544/kanye-west-is-such-a-dick">obnoxious VMA interjection</a>. Clip at left. [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVmQ-15K-RA">YouTube</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5359145/why-kanye-wasnt-invited-to-obamas-health-care-speech" title="Click here to read more about Why Kanye Wasn't Invited to Obama's Health Care Speech">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The MTV Video Music Awards always bring out some spectacular trainwrecks, but 2009's,  at Radio City, was a vagina-showcasing, skintight, navel-plunging, transparent house of horrors that either said something really optimistic about the economy or foretold the end of days.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5358831/the-vmas-in-which-v-stood-for-vagina/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The VMAs, In Which &quot;V&quot; Stood For Vagina">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Janet Jackson performing in the Michael Jackson tribute that will open the 2009 VMAs is probably the most anticipated performance of the night, but we'll stick around for the rest of the 110 minutes to live blog.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5358521/live-blog-2009-vmas" title="Click here to read more about Live Blog: 2009 VMAs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:56:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				There was no reason for Kanye West to get involved and tell us something we already knew.  <em>Update</em>: Kanye has now "<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MTV_VIDEO_MUSIC_AWARDS?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">apologized</a>".				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5358544/kanye-west-is-such-a-dick" title="Click here to read more about Kanye West Is Such A Dick">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Jordin Sparks gives a <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1675874.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">half-hearted apology</a> for calling all non-promise ring wearers "sluts" at the VMAs. “I wish I would’ve worded it differently — that somebody who doesn’t wear a promise ring isn’t necessarily a slut — but I can’t take it back now. It was a split-second thing, and it came out kind of wrong,” the <em>American Idol</em> said. Yeah she sounds really sorry. Not! • John Mayer is allegedly <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1675490.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">back together</a> with the waitress, Maria Marin, he was dating before he started seeing Jennifer Aniston. Yawn, we are so over the activities of John Mayer's wenis. • Ruh roh! Kim Kardashian was <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/11/kim-k-hauls-ass-in-90210/">pulled over</a> for speeding in a school zone. Watch those traffic signs, Kimmy! [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1675874.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>, <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1675490.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/11/kim-k-hauls-ass-in-90210/">TMZ</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5048465/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[MTV VMAs: 70 Seconds Worth Watching]]></title>
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				God, the VMAs were beyond boring this year. Even the people in the live audience didn't want to be there. You know it's bad when Jamie Foxx has to come out on stage and literally tell people to wake up. I think the show's producers were hoping they'd be credited for introducing Russell Brand to America, hoping he'd be the new Borat. Except, he sucked, so he's actually the new Yahoo Serious. Nice knowin' ya, Russell! And you know, not that I really care about how the award winners are determined, or that I even give any credence to the legitimacy of these things, but how fucking bullshit was it that Britney walked away with all three awards that she was nominated for, just so that MTV could get her to show up? Anyway, above you'll find the awards boiled down to the only 70 seconds worth seeing.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5046863/mtv-vmas-70-seconds-worth-watching" title="Click here to read more about MTV VMAs: 70 Seconds Worth Watching">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				You could certainly argue that the fashions on view at New York's Fashion Week right now aren't all Sublime. But no one - no one! - could claim that what walked down the MTV Video Music Awards red carpet last night at Hollywood's Paramount Pictures Studios was not Ridiculous. Yeah, you expect the VMAs to bring it, grotesqueness-wise, but even given their own high standards, they outdid themselves. Katy Perry (left) kissed a girl, wore a bathing suit; Christina Aguilera cleared up any misconceptions about her taste level; several gents channeled Professor Harold Hill, and anyone who could show breasts, did - especially when they could do so in booties! The Good, the Really Bad, the Seriously Ugly - after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5046593/fasten-your-seatbelts-it-was-a-bumpy-night-for-vma-fashion/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Fasten Your Seatbelts: It Was A Bumpy Night For VMA Fashion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Britney showed up at the MTV awards. And talked. And somehow won a few. Then Russell Brand made jokes about promise rings and George Bush. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b27756_britney_scores_redemptionmdashand_three.html">E!</a>]
<li>Jordin Sparks defended purity rings and some people in the crowd cheered. MTV used to be edgy and subversive, right? [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20224098,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Schlocky tabloid paper <em>News Of The World</em> is reporting that Lindsay Lohan wants to have a baby and raise the kid with Sam Ronson. LL apparently wants one of her ex-boyfriends to be the baby daddy. [<a href="http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,24310546-7485,00.html">News.com.au</a>]
<li>No money for old men? Tommy Lee Jones is suing Paramount Pictures, claiming he was promised "significant box-office bonuses" from <em>No Country for Old Men</em>, which made more than $160 million. [<a href="http://usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2008-09-07-jones_N.htm?imw=Y">USA Today</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5046606/britney-wins-mtv-award-for-just-showing-up-not-tripping" title="Click here to read more about Britney Wins MTV Award For Just Showing Up, Not Tripping">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We just received a press release from MTV announcing that Britney Spears will be opening the 2008 VMAs, and that it is an opening <em>not</em> to be missed. However, it will not be a performance. (A sign that she's finally making some good decisions.) Brit is nominated for three awards this year, which brings her up to a total of 19 VMA nominations in her career, with no wins so far. So what do you think the big opening will entail? She's already appeared with two broke creeps (Kevin Federline, Michael Jackson), and writhed around with two leathery creatures (that snake, Madonna). What more could there be?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5045134/breaking-britney-spears-will-be-opening-the-2008-vmas" title="Click here to read more about Breaking: Britney Spears Will Be Opening The 2008 VMAs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Michael Phelps will host the season premiere of <em>Saturday Night Live</em>. Um, swimming skits? Will you watch if he's not bare-chested? Just asking. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/story//eonline/20080827/en_tv_eo/26314">Yahoo News</a>]
<li>Lindsay Lohan responds to the stuff her dad's been saying: "He’s out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love." [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-27-lindsay-on-the-attackagainst-her-dad">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>Sam Ronson responds to LL's dad too: "i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible… i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter… i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life… i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him… i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…" There's more! [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-28-saman-ronson-fights-back">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>Hilary Duff's dad was sentenced to 10 days in jail for contempt of court for violating a court order that prohibited him from selling off assets without the consent of his estranged wife, Susan. Susan was requesting $25,000 to celebrate Hilary's 21st birthday (9/28), and pretty much calling Bob Duff a deadbeat dad for not paying up. On one hand, surely Hilary has her own cash? On the other hand, a father has to do what a father is legally obligated to do. He was taken from the courtroom in handcuffs… [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/story//eonline/20080827/en_celeb_eo/26354">Yahoo News</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5042874/live-from-new-york-its-michael-phelps" title="Click here to read more about Live, From New York: It's Michael Phelps">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kanye West Loses His Shit After Losing At The VMAs]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Still-Life With Britney Spears: It's The VMAs, Bitch]]></title>
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This is how the MTV Video Music Awards opened last night: A shot of Britney Spears' wack-ass extensions. Fuck lady basketball players, <em>this</em> is what a nappy-headed ho looks like. But seriously, how fucking boring was she? Not the least bit animated. Anna was like, "Yeah, Britney totally phoned that one in." But really the whole show was boring, and I couldn't even be arsed to put a clip together, especially since <a href="http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568788&vid=173440">the whole thing is online</a> anyway. However, there's plenty to mock in screen-shot form, after the jump, natch.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/298028/still+life-with-britney-spears-its-the-vmas-bitch" title="Click here to read more about Still-Life With Britney Spears: It's The VMAs, Bitch">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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