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Your Undies Are Conspiring Against You

Your Undies Are Conspiring Against You According to this 1942 ad for Lux Soap, not only are your undergarments sentient — they're talking about you behind your back. At least now we know how the tabloids get so many scoops about what's going on in Jennifer Aniston's bedroom.

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