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Have you heard that video is a big thing over at Gawker Media? It's true, we watch and post a lot of videos each week. Here are some of the best videos of week, culled from an array of Gawker Media sites.
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Everyone knows that it takes a certain amount of makeup to get that pretty no-makeup look. But what should you use? Where should you put it? We asked RuPaul's Drag Race finalist Manila Luzon to demonstrate a 'natural' look for us. Remember, coral lips are natural, because coral exists in nature. And here's a quotable for you: "Don't pump! It just dries out your tube." More »
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Pulled into the arena by gladiators, clad in the gleaming gold headdress of an ancient Egyptian-Greco-Roman empress, 53-year-old Madonna strutted, kicked, squat-thrusted and yogilates-cized her way through an epic halftime performance at the Super Bowl last night. Her Madgesty was mostly covered up — from ankle to knee, knuckle to elbow — and she wasn't always singing live (anyone who's seen her on tour knows that's par for the course) — but she was impressively kinetic, dominating the stage even as the dancers in togas morphed into dancers in Adidas track suits. The over-produced spectacle managed to blend lyres, hieroglyphs, cheerleaders, Vogue, voguing, a marching band and a choir. After a guest appearance by LMFAO (wearing gaudy animal print and Chuck Taylors rigged to look like gladiator sandals), Madonna was joined by Nicki Minaj and MIA, and later, Cee-Lo. One could take issue with the fact that the people of color were side-accessories to the white woman in the middle, but then again, perhaps that was just a mirror of football itself, in which most of the players are black but about 95% of quarterbacks are white. Still, if the whole point was to present a ridiculous, elaborate, eye-popping entertainment experience for football fans — and lure in curious non-football-watching folks (like yours truly), then MDNA's endeavor was a success. World peace. More »
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And that's a wrap! Settle on in and hang out here for the night, by all means — the door's open. I'll leave you with my favorite getting-ready-to-go-out-pump-up song. Incidentally, it's also my favorite stay-in-and-get-pumped-up song. Enjoy! More »
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Have you heard that video is a big thing over at Gawker Media? It's true, we watch and post a lot of videos each week. Here are some of the best videos of week, culled from an array of Gawker Media sites.
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Remember Antoine Dodson, he of the "Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife" viral video fame? Well, he's back, with a very serious slow jam called "Lovesick Lullaby," and a low-budget music video featuring someone named Brent Morgan. The whole thing feels very...Ginuwine, but YouTube commenters (internationally-recognized tastemakers that they are) seem to be into it: "Dang dude, I thought this was going to be meh, but you're AMAZING!!!!" one wrote. We wish Dodson the best of luck in his new non-sexual-assault-related endeavors. More »
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Rachel Dratch is always a blast to watch, but Billy Eichner, of Billy on the Street, really brings out the best in her. He puts her in a Snuggie and gives her a simple challenge: name 20 famous white people. It proves to be a very difficult task for her. I won't spoil the ending, but suffice it to say, she must not have a lot of white friends. More »
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Yes, the Shit [Everyone] Says trend has overstayed its welcome by about three weeks and is now beginning to smell like rotten fish (an observation which is loosely based on some Shit Ben Franklin Said). But now comes the important news that there is a Shit Liz Lemon Says; so an exception must be made. Here it is in all its hilarious glory. And now that Liz Lemon has spoken, it's time to SHUT IT DOWN! More »
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Meet Randall, a man with a "natural talent for doing narration" and the voice of everyone's favorite viral hit The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. And why are we so taken with his video? "I think because of today's society, it's an animal I feel that a lot of people can relate to," says Randall. It's true and we don't give a shit. More »
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Such speed, such coordination, such enthusiasm! All he needs is a tiny top hat and a little cane, and he's got himself an act that could take him all the way to the top. More »
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Here's an outtake from Moneyball, in which an off-camera Jonah Hill makes Brad Pitt laugh so hard that he can't continue with the scene. Congratulations to Brad Pitt who seems like a fun and gleeful human. The opposite of congratulations to rest of us who don't even get to see what Jonah Hill is doing. More »
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Last night's episode of the sometimes-funny always-racially-insensitive CBS show 2 Broke Girls involved a sub-plot about the price of tampons in the diner. While the shtick itself was kind of painful — "the man who thinks your menses should be more expenzees" — I can't think of another time I've heard the word "tampon" so often on primetime TV. More »
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No modern American political campaign would be complete without the candidates insisting, repeatedly, that they come from Very Humble Backgrounds, and no one likes insisting that they used to be poor more than Republican politicians. Here's a video montage of the 2012 GOP Presidential hopefuls' ongoing war of economic one downsmanship, complete with a sad, sad violin soundtrack. More »
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If you have something glamourous planned for New Year's Eve, you're going to need to look the part. And if you don't, what better night to sit around your house wearing nothing but silver eye shadow? We asked the amazing and legendary Manila Luzon of RuPaul's Drag Race to share her makeup secrets with us — seriously, who knows how to paint a face better than Manila? Sickening flawlessness! (And as you may recall, Manila showed up to the Drag Race finale party looking like a true queen.) More »
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For all of you who are desperate for 30 Rock to start back up, here's a funny morsel from the new season to feed your comedy-hungry souls. It seems everyone's favorite ego-maniac, Jenna Maroney, has been given a job as the vicious judge on a talent competition called Kidz Got Singing. You'd feel sorry for the tiny contestants she takes down, if it wasn't so funny. And who can deny the perfection of her new catch phrase? "Go jump back up your mother!" Here's a little something to mull over: is that Jack Donaghy's daughter Liddy who Jenna is berating? It would make sense, since Jack seems unusually protective of her. Yet this Liddy looks too old—the first sneak peek of the season still showed her as a baby, but it's hard to imagine there'd be more than one Liddy in the 30 Rock universe. We'll just have to wait until the season premieres on January 12th to find out. More »
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This scene from a short '80s film (that once appeared on MTV!) highlights the frustrations of a young girl at the computer lab. She, apparently, is what some bully's Dad calls a "techno-dunce." Obviously this leads to the classroom teacher bringing the boy to the principals office; when she shuts the door behind her, and the kids launch into what's possibly the most ridiculous musical number ever portrayed in film. I'm not sure how the theatrics helped to teach the young lady how to get over her fear of computers — or even use them at all — but I suppose the collective bullying by a classroom of peers through songs is enough to get anything accomplished. More »
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Last night, Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, 90210 took a very ugly turn. When we found out that Russell Armstrong took his own life — and that Bravo would be airing almost everything that led up to that event — I was torn. Torn because these housewives had swiftly become my favorite and because it seemed indecent to air the fake events scripted for reality television for the entire world to see. Most of the season was Russell-free, but eventually he crept in, being creepy at a dinner party, making demands at his daughter's birthday party, and half-heartedly going through marriage counseling. But last night's episode was the worst yet — and I'm not sure I can look at these people the same way again. More »
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Hey girl, your boyfriend stars in the latest video in the "Drunk History" series from Funny or Die! It's a slurry retelling of the story of Christmas, in which Gosling plays the lead. Your boyfriend joins Jim Carrey as Santa, and Eva Mendes — wait a second: they're starring in online parody videos together now? — as his ...wife. Well, I was going end this by saying, "Merry Christmas to me!" but now that Eva has positioned herself as Ryan Gosling's actual, real-life girlfriend, all I can muster up is a "Bah Humbug." Still, this video is worth watching to see Gosling in a Santa hat alone. More »
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As a board-certified black woman, I am just going to go ahead and say I think Billy Sorells' "Shit Black Girls Say" is funny. Better acting than in "Shit Girls Say," for one. And both "duh-lete" and "it is so hot in here" are in my repertoire. I have not yet had the good fortune to say, "pack your PlayStation and get out," but maybe someday! More »
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Aw, cute: the life of an independent, successful, pint-sized woman. Here's hoping that her parents didn't actually let her get behind the wheel of that car, though! More »
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I've got to hand it to MTV: for a network that makes plot points out of their television stars questioning whether or not it's cheating if they were blacked out during sex, their "Sex Is No Accident" campaign is pretty effective (if not a little icky). The spots are short and to the point. More »
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If you've been finding yourself at home during the daytime, there's a decent chance you've stumbled upon Anderson Cooper's daytime show. The daytime syndicated series has shown us a new side of Mr. AC 360 — a softer, less serious, almost youthful side. He got a spray tan with Snooki, admitted his greatest fear is being around bugs, and made horrified faces as he tried spinach and coffee for the very first time. But nothing makes him seem more child-like than his constant mentions of his mother. A frequent guest on Anderson, Gloria Vanderbilt somehow works her way into conversation whether or not she's actually there — as evidenced by the supercut above — leading us to believe that Anderson Cooper is media's most famous mama's boy. But considering who his mother is, we can't really blame him. More »
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We've all seen the commercials: a scantily-clad young lady poised on her bed, talking on the phone, laughing, and urging those of us watching television at 3am to stop being pathetic and start chatting up fly honeys on party lines. But there's a catch that callers probably aren't thinking about: that lady on the other end of the line may very well be someone's mom, desperate to make money for her family. More »
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Oh my gosh you guys: in the middle of an interview today on The View, Whoopi Goldberg let out a fart. Merry Christmas. More »
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Good news, Liz Lemon fans! NBC has released a 5-minute-long look at the upcoming season of 30 Rock, and it looks gooooood. Spoilers ahead. More »
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I'll say it again: Tom Hanks is a national treasure. Here's a clip from his appearance on the Late Show, in which he pokes fun at his habit of making historical mini-series on HBO by announcing his latest pet project: an 11-part series on the creation of the Pop Tart. He plays Bert Loomis, without whom we may have never had Preston Meyers developing a crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt in Can't Hardly Wait. More »
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You know the recurring segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live in which bleeps are inserted into non-offensive clips? Last night, the host of the show invited us to watch an entire year's worth. My oh my, was 2011 ever an unintentionally risque year. More »
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Happy Friday: Lifetime has just released the first trailer for Drew Peterson: Untouchable, the made-for-TV movie about the life and times of the allegedly wife-murdering, and definitely all-around horrific person — played by none other than Rob Lowe. Huh? It is creepy, it is campy, and it is almost shocking when Lowe is revealed in the dark looking so much like Peterson as he mutters the title of the film, "I'm untouchable, bitch." Before you formulate an opinion, know this: The real-life Peterson, who was treated to a screening of the film, finds it "hilarious." More »
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Merry Christmas to all of those New Englanders who love to poke fun of Boston stereotypes: The Real Housewives of South Boston are back. In this installment, the women participate in a Yankee Swap, but being from Boston, they call it a Stanky Swap. With one of the gals in jail and the rest in prime form, it's a holiday gathering to remember! More »
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On last night's episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, we met Kelly, whose 23-month-old daughter Natalie was competing in some random pageant inside of a drab hotel room (seriously, the venues always look like sad sets from an Eastern Block film). Natalie screamed and cried while she was being dressed, screamed and cried while she was having her hair done, and generally seemed rather spoiled. But it was clear that bad behavior ran in the family: Kelly threw a tantrum when her child was crowned "Princess" in her division. "Princess means that you're a loser," Kelly declared. (Does Disney know about this?) This particular pageant had announced that they were awarding Princess titles in addition to Supreme titles — meaning that just because you're crowned Princess doesn't mean you won't be Ultimate Queen Grand Wizard Royal Nacho Supreme Burrito or whatever. However! Kelly wasn't listening when the announcement was made. Hence the drama queen scene. The lesson she is teaching her daughter is that if you don't get what you want, you should curse and scream and throw things, which is almost certainly the best possible way to raise a responsible, generous, caring citizen of Earth. Anyway! In the end, Natalie did indeed win Novice Chalupa Supreme Queen, and Kelly got the giant crown she wanted. More »
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Janet Jackson is the new spokesperson for NutriSystem. Yawn. But as was telling her story to Good Morning America, she divulged us with stories of her formative years — and the many insecurities that developed within them. Janet says her body issues stemmed from childhood, where her brother Michael would poke fun at her "big butt" — "names of endearment," she clarified — and her first acting job on Good Times, which she began when she was only 10 years old. Jackson says that on her first season of the show, the good people in wardrobe felt her body was developing too soon and flattened her chest by binding it. The next season, they told her to lose weight. Ah, the life of a child star: something I wouldn't wish upon anymore. More »
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