Jezebel: Victory

We Can All Quit Now: Dubstep Cat is the Pinnacle of Human Achievement

Erin Gloria Ryan — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:15:00 EST

Ok, folks. It's been a good run. Pack it on up. There's no use trying to accomplish anything else as a human species. Dubstep Cat is the apex of billions of years of evolution and innovation and thousands of years of human creativity, and after this, we should all go home and congratulate ourselves. More »

Obama Certifies “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Repeal

Lane Moore — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 11:35:00 EDT

Sure, there's an insane heat wave hitting America and we're nearing a theoretical doomsday but I have to say, I never tire of hearing about the string of victories we're seeing in the LGBT community. Especially victories like this one. More »

Today's Spirit Animal

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 15:00:00 EST

WINTERBERG, GER, DEC 5th: Natalie Geisenberger of Germany, left, clebrates her 2nd place with champagne in the ice channel during the women's single luge World Cup race. Image via AP

Roger Federer Wins French Open

Hortense Smith — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:20:00 EDT

Roger Federer defeated Robin Soderling to win the French Open earlier today, capturing his 14th Grand Slam title and tying Pete Sampras' record for having the most Grand Slam singles titles of all time. [AP] More »

Obama Ist Ein Berliner, But Andy Giuliani Is Litigious

Megan Carpentier — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Barack Obama's already left Berlin, but the pictures remain. The last time I personally saw the Victory Column, I was 20 and in the midst of Berlin's enormous gay pride parade. Watching young men puke in the bushes while people passed by in front of a stone column was way less impressive than seeing a 20-foot-longpaper maché penis float through the Brandenburg Gate — which makes a better backdrop for everything, really. But the Bush Administration didn't want that backdrop for Obama any more than they probably want to see large penises around Washington, so the Victory Column had to do. Does it really matter what he said? Moe and I say not really, not when we can discuss Rudy Giuliani's Lawsuit-Happy Gilmore, Matthew Yglesias's haters, Michael Savage's stupidity, power, privilege and Duke, SATs, ADHD, Dawson's Creek and James Van Der Beek. (No, I haven't had a bunch of coffee on an empty stomach, why do you ask?) Go read, it's after the jump. More »