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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, men are excited to get vasectomies, Pauly D is covered in ejaculate, and La Toya Jackson acts like herself.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5788136/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				One side effect of the recession? <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/painter/2009-06-14-yourhealthvasectomy_N.htm?csp=34">More men are getting vasectomies</a>, reports <em>USA Today</em>. While this makes total sense, many wonder: why is it only now that this safe and infallible form of birth control is catching on?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5291005/vasectomies-a-minor-surgery-with-a-major-image-problem" title="Click here to read more about Vasectomies: A "Minor Surgery With A Major Image Problem"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				It's time for another installment of <a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/pot-psychology/">Pot Psychology</a>, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, <a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com">Rich</a>, the Trig to my Piper, helps me answer questions about nipple hair, vasectomies, and heartache. Got a burning question? Send it to <a href="mailto:potpsych@jezebel.com">potpsych@jezebel.com</a>. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5049306/can-i-be-a-schoolteacher-and-a-slut" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Can I Be A Schoolteacher And A Slut?&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dudes Frightened Of Duplicitious, Kid-Coveting Women Are Opting For Vasectomies]]></title>
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				Women! We're all just trying to trick clueless men into "accidentally" impregnating us so that we can steal their money. Well at least that's what the dudes interviewed for this <em>Details</em> article about the <a href="http://men.style.com/details/blogs/details/2008/07/the-birth-contr.html">trend of young men getting vasectomies</a> think. Writer Richard Morgan calls babies conceived by duplicitous females "oopses," using Bridget Moynahan as an example of a celebrity "oops." Morgan found one Tim Vass, "a 34-year-old technical writer in Florida, [who] got snipped in May 2007 after a half-dozen pregnancy scares, including what he says were two attempted oopsings. Both of the latter were one-night stands; he says one woman admitted she didn't know who the father was and the other demanded a DNA test that proved her wrong."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5023328/dudes-frightened-of-duplicitious-kid+coveting-women-are-opting-for-vasectomies" title="Click here to read more about Dudes Frightened Of Duplicitious, Kid-Coveting Women Are Opting For Vasectomies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Memo to all those men who like to make jokes about childless women and their barren, shriveled-up uteruses: turns out <em>you're</em> actually more likely to fall off the deep end without your reproductive capabilities fully realized. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/236747/sperm-wars" title="Click here to read more about Sperm Wars.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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