Janessa Slater (SNL’s Vanessa Bayer) is a media coach who offers great advice to celebrities. This week, she’s sitting down with Nick Jonas to talk about his Nickelodeon namesake, songwriting and his girlfriend, a former Miss Universe who is not as hot as the blue and green women in Guardians of the Galaxy.

“I used to wear a promise ring, too,” Janessa tells the youngest JoBro. “...a ‘promise...to fuck’ ring.”

Nick was not receptive to her suggestions.


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