After years of televised therapy sessions, lengthy conversations about their dormant sex life, Scheana gloating about her wedding, several tepid ultimatums, many emotional references to Katie’s age, and one thousand cups of laxative tea, Vanderpump Rules lovebirds Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney have bravely leapt into the icy waters of Bravo-lebrity marriage. Mazel tov!


The pair exchanged vows in a Northern California ceremony with 100 guests, shortly after which the bride submitted an exclusive statement to E! News: “I’m so happy to have married my best friend and love that I finally get to call Tom my husband. Celebrating with our closest friends and family has been nothing short of an amazing experience.”

Tom noted that the theme was “woodsy elegance,” and that “we wanted to be secluded and in the woods and we are just that. It’s so pretty.”

Nearly the entire cast of Vanderpump Rules was in attendance (with the notable exceptions of Lala and James), even the great Pandora Vanderpump herself:

The bridal party included cast members Kristen Doute, the recently un-estranged Stassi Schroeder, Scheana Shay, and Brittany Cartwright. It did not include best man Tom Sandoval’s girlfriend Ariana, who was accused of being “so negative” last season by Scheana and Katie.

And many Snapchats were taken, most notably by Scheana Shay, who took the most Snapchats and likely began the day with that goal in mind.

Someone’s hair. Screenshot via Snapchat.
The happy bride. Screenshot via Snapchat.
Scheana and Ariana. Screenshot via Snapchat.
Scheana with Brittany, who is somehow a bridesmaid despite having very recently moved to LA from Kentucky to be Jax’s girlfriend after meeting him on Instagram. Screenshot via Snapchat.
The bridal updo. Screenshot via Snapchat.
Some of the bridesmaids, who wore white. Screenshot via Snapchat.
Scheana poses again, this time with costar Kristen Doute. Screenshot via Snapchat.
Scheana and Brittany pose in some kind of basement. Screenshot via Snapchat.
Scheana poses with her husband Michael Shay, who is also known as “Shay.” Screenshot via Snapchat.
Scheana’s place setting. Screenshot via Snapchat.
The couple had their own Snapchat filter, which omitted spookier vibes than they perhaps intended. Screenshot via Snapchat.

Congratulations to all.