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			<title><![CDATA[Man Steals 68 Carat Diamond By Claiming It's Lost]]></title>
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				A Canadian businessman arranged to buy a $3.3 million South African diamond, then claimed it was <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/the_war_over_this_carat_diamond_vCPC51tikpEN87NsOwZN3H">lost by customs </a>at JFK. He sold it to a U.S. jeweler and went on the lam, sparking an international battle over the gem.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5587772/man-steals-68-carat-diamond-by-claiming-its-lost" title="Click here to read more about Man Steals 68 Carat Diamond By Claiming It's Lost">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:17:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ellemacpherson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ellemacpherson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ellemacpherson/">Elle MacPherson</a></strong> eats <strong>powdered <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rhinohorn" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rhinohorn" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/rhinohorn/">rhino horn</a></strong> as a dietary supplement, because, "It works for me." Except: rhinos are endangered, and <a href="http://news.mongabay.com/2010/0702-hance_macpherson.html">the only way to get rhino horn</a> is to cut one off a rhino and leave it to die. [<a href="http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/fashion/article7139977.ece?token=null&offset=12&page=2">TOL</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5580416/elle-macpherson-proudly-stupidly-eats-rhino-horn" title="Click here to read more about Elle MacPherson Proudly, Stupidly Eats Rhino Horn">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Jul 2010 11:32:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenna Sauers]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tilda Smells Like Holidays; Designer Makes Road-Kill Hats]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Tilda</strong>, on her fragrance: "My son tells me it smells like Christmas." [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/fashion-scoops-2546851?src=rss/fashion/20100316">WWD</a>]
<li>"I like to look at paintings mainly, like those of Francis Bacon. Or Mapplethorpe, Newton, and Penn," says noted hottie/photographer <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #victordemarchelier" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #victordemarchelier" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/victordemarchelier/">Victor Demarchelier</a></strong>, son of <strong>Patrick</strong>. [<a href="http://www.style.com/stylefile/2010/03/chez-demarchelier-its-like-father-like-son/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+style_file+%28Style+-+The+Style+File%29">Style.com</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5494457/tilda-smells-like-holidays-designer-makes-road+kill-hats" title="Click here to read more about Tilda Smells Like Holidays; Designer Makes Road-Kill Hats">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenna Sauers]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, members of different <em>Real Housewives</em> cities are getting friendly, millionaire matchmaker Patti Stanger gives ridiculously sexist dating advice, and adult performer Mary Carey is oddly offended by nudity at her gym.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5406176/catching-up-with-the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Obama Ist Ein Berliner, But Andy Giuliani Is Litigious]]></title>
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				Barack Obama's already left Berlin, but the pictures remain. The last time I personally saw the Victory Column, I was 20 and in the midst of Berlin's enormous gay pride parade. Watching young men puke in the bushes while people passed by in front of a stone column was way less impressive than seeing a 20-foot-longpaper maché penis float through the Brandenburg Gate &mdash; which makes a better backdrop for everything, really. But the Bush Administration didn't want that backdrop for Obama any more than they probably want to see large penises around Washington, so the Victory Column had to do. Does it really matter what he said? Moe <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy/">and I say</a> not really, not when we can discuss Rudy Giuliani's Lawsuit-Happy Gilmore, Matthew Yglesias's haters, Michael Savage's stupidity, power, privilege and Duke, SATs, ADHD, <em>Dawson's Creek</em> and James Van Der Beek. (No, I haven't had a bunch of coffee on an empty stomach, why do you ask?) Go read, it's after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5029095/obama-ist-ein-berliner-but-andy-giuliani-is-litigious" title="Click here to read more about Obama Ist Ein Berliner, But Andy Giuliani Is Litigious">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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