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The topic of women with two vaginas has been fertile (sorry) territory for Tyra Banks. But now it appears the condition may be pretty common. The World Health Organization says 1 in every 3,000 women has a double-vadge, and the director of maternal fetal medicine at a Philly hospital says, "We see many couples, maybe one a month or more" (I guess he means straight couples where the lady has two vaginas, although if two women who each had two got together, that would be sort of awesome). Maybe those of us with singleton ladybits (ladybit?) should consider ourselves poorly-endowed. More »
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm really, really sorry. I'm sorry I looked at you while you were watching TV. I'm sorry I lowered the window. I'm sorry it's not organic. I'm sorry I got you so many Christmas presents. I'm sorry I cut my hair without asking you first. I'm sorry I applied to school. I'm sorry I wrote a book and didn't ask for your input. I'm sorry I said yes to that gig. I'm sorry I didn't get a higher grade. I'm sorry I gained all this weight. I'm sorry I lost all that weight. I'm sorry I sent two texts in a row, and I know this is the third one but I just want to say I'm sorry. I'm sorry I don't do coke. I'm sorry my vagina is so sensitive. More »
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Those of us who had some form of sex ed in school learned the basics: what your period is made of, how fertilization works, how to put a condom on a banana. But there's a lot of ladybusiness that you just don't learn til you're older, from living, talking to people, and (shudder) trial and error. Herewith, a look back at that dark time when we didn't know this shit. More »
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Of the many things that can go wrong with your business down south, vulvodynia is sounds like it's one of the most annoying: It's chronic pain around the opening of your vagina, and it has no medically identifiable cause. You just hurt. Just because. More »
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"The vagina is becoming big business." This is not a story about sex work — it's about marketers talking honestly about female genitalia, and the fact that the AP is getting away with using it high up in their stories is basically case in point. More »
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Larry David is a feminist. There, I said it. I know, I know, that jerk? Allow me to explain. More »
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Today The Doctors spoke about the problem women apparently have as they get older: Your special bits suffer from sagging, deflation, and, uh, gravity. Lucky for us, they had a spare burger leftover from lunch to use as a prop, and presented a lesson on how to "revolumize the labia." Thanks, guys. More »
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Created by St. Luke's ad agency for the folks at Mooncup, the "Love Your Vagina" song features a whole slew of euphemisms for ladybits, including "pleasure patch," "lickety split" and "secret little honey pot." Copyranter explains: More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, we learn Coco's measurements, discover that vaginas come in different shapes and realize that Billy Bush is — surprise! — kind of an asshole. More »
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I am ALL about normalizing and celebrating sexual diversity. Particularly that of our genitalia, its functions, and our desires. More »
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Recently, some asshole posted nude photos of his ex, who had committed the unforgivable sin of breaking up with him and then dating someone else three months later, on an online message board. There is already a script to this: The ex's sob story alongside the pictures, the aggressively jaded evaluation by the men of whether they'd hit that and whether or not the guy himself is a loser (the answer is yes), the posting of the girl's phone number and talk of "sending the thread," which of course means sending the thread to the girl, who was located very quickly. The girl herself even showed up (apparently) and loudly proclaimed that she didn't give a shit. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5793564&view=rss&microfeed=true It happens to be a pretty good treatment for severe cases of vaginismus. More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Camille Grammer intimates that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kelsey is bisexual, Joan Rivers talks about her vagina, and Barbara Walters hits on The Situation. More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, James Franco reveals what his college classmates really think about him, the Kardashians give tips for a "shiny vagina," and Janice Dickinson is still the best thing to happen to reality TV. More »
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A Dartmouth senior decided to distribute mirrors to every woman on campus to help them look at their vaginas. And some people were outraged! Naturally. More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, bisexual apes on Oprah, Dr. Oz answers a question about a sleeping vagina, and an 82-year-old woman says "fuck" on the evening news. More »
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This list of "helpful" "tips" for female employees was reportedly distributed to the entire HR department at Citibank. After the jump, we add some of our own ideas for how silly ladies fail to get ahead. More »
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After running an ad claiming that douching is an important step on the career ladder, Summer's Eve has issued an apology. More »
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If you're not getting ahead in your career, it's probably because your crotch stinks. More »
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Maybe you've heard of "vatooing." This video claims that it's "literally a tattoo for your vagina." Except it's not. It's body paint for the upper-pubic area that stays on for seven days—as long as you "avoid friction." More »
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The May issue of Cosmopolitan featured four stencils for your pubic hair. Now, the brand-new September issue has a HUGE coverline which yells, "Untamed Va-jay-jays: Guess Which Sexy Style Is Back." Lord. More »
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Keeping Up with the Kardashians returns for its fifth season on August 22, and in this sneak peek we see that the family allows cameras into their marital problems, couples counseling, and Khloe's vagina (again). More »
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According to Dr. David J. Ley of Psychology Today, Facebook has started deleting several "pages of several women and female sexuality organizations," including the page of Self Serve, "a women-owned and run sexuality resources center." More »
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Spotted on Etsy: The "Purssy," which looks like a normal clutch on the outside but features anatomically correct lady bits inside. Says the creator: "Now you can reveal your inner cunt and stash your cell phone in it too!" More »
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The trailer for season two of Jersey Shore—premiering July 29—will get fans (and fists) pumped. There's new cast hookups, new acronyms, infighting, hair-pulling, ass-slapping, and boob-smooshing. Also, Snooki's vagina hurts. Much more after the jump. More »
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"If you are an active, fashion conscious or contemporary woman then Camelflage panties are for you." They apparently "smooth out your feminine parts" — and yes, there are before and after pictures. All yours for $19.99. Really. [Camelflage] More »
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The Vah-Genie, a crocheted vagina bicycle seat cover sells on Etsy for only $45. There's a bonus — the creator notes, "So far, I have had no reports of cover theft from users." [Regretsy via TresSugar] More »
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Insert [heh] your own bloody [heh] jokes. [Buzzfeed] More »
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Nancy Franklin's analysis of Chelsea Handler mentions — yet again — her pretty face and her dirty mouth. But her appeal, such as it is, has little do with either. More »
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Says Latoya: "Oh great - you can play inside of a vagina, but you can't actually have one on screen." [LazyGamer] More »
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Celebrities love Vajazzling, but gluing diamonds on your lady bits is expensive... until now. With Clitter your vagina can glisten for a fraction of the cost. Plus, it "may result in sparkle babies," i.e. your very own RPatz! [Coco Perez] More »
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Oh, and the story will be televised on BBC3's Bizarre ER next Monday. Says one Jezebel staffer: "This is terrible, but part of me wishes it had been Scott Baio." [Mirror via Tabloid Prodigy] More »
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A suggestive bottom is only $98 at Anthropologie! Writes blogger Debby, "I'm pretty much vagina-friendly as it goes… But this vulva bikini? It's probably not for me." Actually, that could be a labia? [MySexProfessor.com, Earlier] More »
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Vaginal surgery consultant Vanessa Scott's declared today the First Annual Vaginal Rejuvenation Awareness Day! She purposely picked a date near Mother's Day, so bring it up at brunch next week and give mom the gift of absurd body insecurities. [SFWeekly] More »
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In her memoir out this week, actress Pam Grier says she and Richard Pryor broke up in part because his cocaine use had led to a dangerous buildup of the drug in her vagina. Is that even possible? More »
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Want to give your partner a little peek at what's in store, without the crassness of crotchless panties? Then this Kiki de Montparnasse number — billed as a "tuxedo" style, is for you. Appropriately, it's priced at $69. [Gilt Groupe] More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Sarah Palin can't quite grasp that the word is not "nucular," an Easter bunny gets attacked, and Liam Neeson gives Justin Bieber the finger on live TV. More »
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On last night's episode, the girls were supposed to be vampires for their photo shoot, but posing with their legs spread atop a tub of fake blood suggested a number of other scenarios, each one vaginal. More »
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Sometime around the year 2002 plastic surgery started getting ridiculous. More »
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