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You know what's boring? Peeing standing up! We ladies wouldn't know this, but it's the worst— nothing to do but stare at the wall in front of you for the 10-30 seconds that it takes to urinate. Luckily, Sega has developed a solution for this pervasive problem and that solution, no duh, is video games for urinals. These games, which cost a mere two grand, use the accuracy of a man's pee stream for all sorts of fun stuff like shooting virtual "snot" at an opponent and controlling the amount that a woman's skirt flies up. It's number one in fun! More »
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No matter what happens on your next flight, you should consider yourself lucky if you don't wind up covered in a stranger's bodily fluids. Yesterday during a flight from Portland, Oregon to New York, a father left his 11-year-old daughter in her seat while he took his other daughter to the bathroom. When he returned, he found 18-year-old Robert Vietze peeing on the girl. Vietze had consumed eight drinks on the plane and later told police, "I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg." The two men nearly came to blows and had to be separated. More »
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Carrie Harkness ruined $508 worth of food, was charged with criminal mischief, and summed up the incident on Facebook thusly: "wish I could take back friday night!!!!!" More »
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Bubble, bubble, toilet trouble: Do you carry on personal discussions in the ladies' room? More »
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On Last night's I'm a Celebrity…, Janice woke up in the middle of the night, squat beside her bed, and peed in the middle of the group's camp. Later, she threatened to take a shit on Daniel Baldwin's pillow. More »
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Dodai here. OMG. I love pizza. I had pizza for dinner last night. It had onions and barbecue sauce on it and it rocked my small, small world. But apparently, for 1 million American women, eating pizza means awful pelvic pain and an urgent need to frequently urinate. According to researchers at Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine, the pelvic pain is so intense that some women administer anesthetic lidocaine directly into their bladders via a catheter to get relief. Oy. [UPI] More »
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Now this is surprising: In a poll taken of 518 married couples, 49% of the guys said they pee sitting down, because their wives had asked them to. By the by, this poll was conducted in Japan, where "toilet etiquette is a serious topic," explains Guardian. Around here, we pee standing up. So somehow it makes perfect sense that some sort of role-reversal would happen! None of us are married (yet), but a couple of us know dudes who totally pop a squat to urinate. Do you? More »
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