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				Remember those Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board ads about how if you drink too much alcohol and end up getting raped, you should blame both own drunk ass and your friends?  Well, we weren't the only ones who thought they were stupid.  After numerous complaints, the PLCB has taken the ads down.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866487/that-dumb-ad-that-blames-your-friends-for-date-rape-has-been-pulled" title="Click here to read more about That Dumb Ad That Blames Your Friends For Date Rape Has Been Pulled">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:20:39 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Principal of School Planning On Giving Kids Credit For Anti-Abortion Protest Now On Paid Leave]]></title>
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				After a swirling Canadian firestorm (blizzard) of controversy, the principal behind the controversial "Pray Against Abortion for Credit" push in Winnipeg's Christ the King school has been placed on paid leave.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5850667/principal-of-school-planning-on-giving-kids-credit-for-anti+abortion-protest-now-on-paid-leave" title="Click here to read more about Principal of School Planning On Giving Kids Credit For Anti-Abortion Protest Now On Paid Leave">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Oct 2011 19:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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				Marilyn Monroe's iconic "subway dress" from <em>The Seven Year Itch</em> has sold at auction for a whopping $5.6 million.  The gigantic price tag exceeded the auction house's expectation that the dress would sell for about $2 million.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5813422/who-paid-56-million-for-marilyn-monroes-dress" title="Click here to read more about Who Paid $5.6 Million For Marilyn Monroe's Dress?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Jun 2011 15:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Gabrielle Giffords Looks Happy, Vibrant In Newly Released Photos]]></title>
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				Representative Gabrielle Giffords' camp has released two photos of the Congresswoman looking vibrant and happy just months after a near-fatal gunshot wound to the head.  The pictures were posted on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/GabrielleGiffords">Giffords' facebook page</a> this morning.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5811125/gabrielle-giffords-looks-happy-vibrant-in-newly-released-photos" title="Click here to read more about Gabrielle Giffords Looks Happy, Vibrant In Newly Released Photos">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Jun 2011 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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				Rutgers student Tyler Clementi killed himself after his roommate surreptitiously taped him having a sexual encounter with another man and broadcast it to other students on campus.  One of those students was Molly Wei, and she's requesting that she enter a pretrial intervention program that would allow her to avoid a criminal record.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5797443/rutgers-voyeur-attempts-to-get-record-expunged" title="Click here to read more about Rutgers Voyeur Attempts To Get Record Expunged">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 01 May 2011 11:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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				The New York Daily News crows that shooting victim/Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords now has full use of the left side of her body, but speculates that she "may not be ready" for a 2012 run for the US Senate.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5795175/gabrielle-giffords-may-be-ready-for-2012-senate-run" title="Click here to read more about Gabrielle Giffords &quot;May Not Be Ready&quot; for 2012 Senate Run">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 24 Apr 2011 17:07:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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				Doctors attending <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #gabriellegiffords" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #gabriellegiffords" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/gabriellegiffords/">Gabrielle Giffords</a> <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2011/01/09/doctor-giffords-is-able-to-communicate/">say she can communicate</a>.  We've all got our fingers crossed that she recovers, and we continue to keep the other victims of the shooting in Arizona in our thoughts.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5728939/congresswoman-giffords-reportedly-able-to-communicate" title="Click here to read more about Congresswoman Giffords Reportedly Able To Communicate">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 09 Jan 2011 12:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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				You raised a boatload of money for Catelynn and Tyler; here's what's going to happen with it.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5704255/good-news-for-the-teen-mom-college-fund" title="Click here to read more about $14K Worth Of Good News For Teen Mom College Fund">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Dec 2010 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Here's one: <em>"Just for the record, I read Jezebel every day and I think this shit is pretty funny. It's a nice break from everyone trying to out-P.C. each other. keep it up, frizz-pube."</em> Thanks, dollface!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5579864/jezebel-phone-call-update-5-jezebel-text-message-update-19" title="Click here to read more about Jezebel phone call update: 5. Jezebel text message update: 19:">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Jul 2010 14:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[A.J. Daulerio]]></dc:creator>
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				Jezebel phone call update: <strike><strong>11</strong></strike>12. And one text: "Lol. Don't have too much fun my lovely jezebelles have been known to cut a bitch (figuratively of course)." Shiver. Do better. Hugs!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5579828/" title="Click here to read more about Jezebel phone call update: 1112. And one...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Jul 2010 12:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				When a sequel to <i>Mean Girls</i> was announced last week, I started thinking of all the ways technology has changed since the 2004 original, and began to wonder how various classic teen film characters would handle today's methods of communication.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5562215/what-if-yesterdays-teen-movie-characters-had-todays-technology" title="Click here to read more about What If Yesterday's Teen Movie Characters Had Today's Technology?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				On <a href="http://www.cintrawilson.com/dregs/2009/08/mea_culpa_jc_penney_i_hath_off.php">her website</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CINTRA WILSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CINTRA WILSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/cintra-wilson/">Cintra Wilson</a> "apologizes" for <a href="http://jezebel.com/5335844/times-writer-finds-jc-penneys-focus-on-fat-people-clever-amusing?skyline=true&s=i">giving the impression</a> of "cackling and snickering at the expense of overweight persons." [<a href="http://www.cintrawilson.com/dregs/2009/08/mea_culpa_jc_penney_i_hath_off.php">CintraWilson</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5336102/mea-culpas" title="Click here to read more about Mea Culpas?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROXANA SABERI" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROXANA SABERI" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/roxana-saberi/">Roxana Saberi</a> has officially ended her <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HUNGER STRIKE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HUNGER STRIKE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/hunger-strike/">hunger strike</a>, which she began on April 21st.  An appeals court will hear her case next week. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/05/06/world/AP-ML-Iran-US-Journalist.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss">NYT</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5242269/roxana-saberi-ends-hunger-strike" title="Click here to read more about Roxana Saberi Ends Hunger Strike">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As much as some of us want the little performance artist who could bleed from her vagina, Aliza Shvarts, to just <a href="http://jezebel.com/381279/one-thing-is-certain-right-now-yale-university--aliza-shvarts-08-are-100-annoying">go away</a>, we feel obliged to offer you an update on the controversy. The senior art exhibition went up yesterday, <a href="http://www.yaledailynews.com/articles/view/24629">without</a> Aliza's piece (which she claims <em>may</em> use blood from self-induced miscarriages), and without much fanfare. Only people with Yale IDs were allowed to see the show. According to the <em>Yale Daily News</em>, "In interviews with the gallery-goers, nearly all said they were aware of the controversy surrounding Shvarts's project, but had come for other reasons." 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/383257/yale-renders-aliza-shvarts-art-installation-impotent" title="Click here to read more about Yale Renders Aliza Shvarts' Art Installation Impotent">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				So it turns out that Aliza Shvarts, the Yale student who said she impregnated herself only to abort her embryos using "herbal" methods several times over for an art project, totally pulled one over on everyone. (Well, <a href="http://jezebel.com/381029/just-how-do-you-give-yourself-an-herbal-abortion">everyone except Moe</a>.) She didn't really get pregnant a bunch of times, and she didn't really give herself abortions. According to <a href="http://www.yale.edu/opa/">a statement</a> issued by Yale spokesperson Helaine S. Klasky, the entire stunt &mdash; Shvarts' press release, visual presentation, and narrative materials &mdash; was all part of Shvarts' <em>real</em> art project: Proving people are gullible weenies.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/381205/yale-abortion-art-piece-was-creative-fiction" title="Click here to read more about Yale: Abortion Art Piece Was &quot;Creative Fiction&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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