What has more sexual subtext than a horse? A unicorn! That's why this 1984 ad for Magical Musk is so awesome. And by awesome we mean bad. There's just something off about the critter. Also, Magical Musk is "the fragrance of hidden powers" and there's some sort of mist emanating from the horse's ass. Why not just call it what it is? L'eau De Unicorn Fart. (Click the picture for a full-sized view.) [All-American Ads Of The 80s]