Tyson Beckford, You Are My Sexiest Man AliveS

Many of us are still reeling from the news of Adam Levine as People's Sexiest Man Alive, but the rest of us are living in a land of denial and in that saner land, Tyson Beckford reigns supreme. (Plus, if we got married, we'd be Mrs. and Mr. Laura Beck-Beckford. It has a nice ring, right?)

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 20: Model Tyson Beckford attends People Celebrates Iconic 'Sexiest Man Alive' Issue in Times Square on November 20, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for People)