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By Madeleine Davies Feb 8, 2012 7:20 PM 33,156

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The Dramatic Reenactment of a Tween’s Facebook Wall That We’ve All Been Waiting For

The Dramatic Reenactment of a Tween's Facebook Wall That We've All Been Waiting For "I get pretty girls all the time and you've never kissed anyone ever so you shut up." This is modern Shakespeare.

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