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				"This week marks the beginning of the gluttony season," reads an article in the <em>The New York Times</em> today, going on to<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/20/health/nutrition/20well.html?_r=1&oref=slogin">list the frightening things</a> that can happen to you after you gorge yourself on turkey and stuffing. In addition to indigestion, flatulence and the need to unbutton your pants, did you know that big meals can raise the risk of heart attack, gallbladder pain and dangerous drowsiness on the drive home? 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/324833/happy-thanksgiving-and-try-not-to-die" title="Click here to read more about Happy Thanksgiving (And Try Not To Die)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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