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			<title><![CDATA[Toddlers & Tiaras: 9-Year-Old Gets Tattooed & Other WTF Moments]]></title>
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				Last night's episode featured a pageant in Hawaii, where one little girl got a (fake?) tattoo, a mother purposely deprived her child of her ADHD meds and then Photoshopped the shit out of her picture until she was unrecognizable.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5377571/toddlers--tiaras-9+year+old-gets-tattooed--other-wtf-moments/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Toddlers & Tiaras: 9-Year-Old Gets Tattooed & Other WTF Moments">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pooping: The New Hot Shit]]></title>
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				Do you ever get up from the toilet and take a look at your poo? Leslie Crawford did, and wrote about it for <em>Salon</em>. See, there's this incredibly successful new book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Whats-Your-Poo-Telling-You/dp/0811857824"><em>What's Your Poo Telling You?</em></a>, which you can pick up at Urban Outfitters, among other places. Because excrement is not just "ejecta," as Crawford calls it. Solid human waste is "a crystal ball of intestinal health." The book's authors, Josh Richman and Anish Sheth, M.D., write: "Like a snowflake, each poo has a wondrous uniqueness." Plus, many poopers experience "poo-phoria." You know the feeling:  				<a href="http://jezebel.com/367065/pooping-the-new-hot-shit" title="Click here to read more about Pooping: The New Hot Shit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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