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We recently received a list of "drool worthy cocktails" conceived in honor of sexy actors — but we decided the world really needs more cocktails named after awful people. Mix it up, after the jump. More »
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Three-time World Douchebag Champion Tucker Max is reportedly being sued by Duke Law School, his alma mater. Why? More »
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New research claims that our facial features reveal everything from fertility to independence. Really! Let's put this new science of superficiality into practice, shall we? More »
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• Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are reportedly going through a "rough patch" due to ego problems:

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There have always been dicks, douchebags and asses. But it's only in our time that the pursuit of assholery has become not just acceptable but a quality — nay, a full-time job to which individuals strive. Will it ever end? More »
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If you can stomach it, here's another sex-with-Tucker-Max story. Be warned: this one includes a signed handprint on someone's ass, and the phrase, "Tucker Max is the fucking man." [Under the Button] More »
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Arthur Kade, noted humanitarian and inventor of the groundbreaking Kade Scale (it rates women from 1 to 10!) has broken in to the Australian media with an interview in Cleo magazine, which he has helpfully posted on his incomprehensiblog. More »
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Happy Thanksgiving! So: I made you guys some hand turkeys — but these are no ordinary birds. More »
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Courtney Martin writes in the American Prospect about groups of young men who are trying to shake off the homophobic, misogynistic, Tucker-Max-inflected aspects of modern masculinity. The problem is: what's left? More »
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Tucker Max was on Carson Daly last night, and even Tucker seemed sick of his tired old act. Is it possible to kind of feel sorry for the painted-into-a-corner professional asshole? More »
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"There's tons and tons of really kind of fat girls who are huge fans of mine, because I think they get that it's a joke. [...] The point is to be funny." — Tucker Max, self-described "feminist". [CinemaBlend] More »
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According to one guy in Palo Alto, hells yeah! And according to New York Magazine's Vulture blog, the "fratirist" might be building a media empire from the ground up, like Tyler Perry — kind of. More »
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Tucker Max must be proud. His fans have photo-shopped signs from the protest of his movie with jokes about "fat chicks" and rape. And if you're thinking what could possibly be funnier than rape? here's the answer: racism! [TheSexist] More »
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• Lawyers for Samantha Orobator, the pregnant woman jailed in Laos for drug smuggling, say the U.K. shouldn't recognize her conviction because she was subjected to a "disgraceful show trial," denied access to lawyers, and prevented from defending herself. • More »
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The other day I came across an article from GQ about the coaching of Sarah Palin. In the moments after Palin was chosen by the McCain ticket, a team of handlers, led by strategist Tucker Eskew, was called in to prep her for her debut. But the thing is, Eskew was also part of the South Carolina team behind the racist smears made against McCain in 2000. Then I remembered the recent Campbell Brown fracas with McCain talking head Tucker Bounds, and thought about noted bow tie enthusiast Tucker Carlson (pictured) and it hit me: all dudes named Tucker are entitled jerkwads! Trusty Intern Margaret helped me to compile the definitive field guide to Tuckers, after the jump. Proceed at your own risk! More »
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