A teacher was asked to grade the comments used on the PornHub comments on stock photos tumblr. They loved this one above (a solid A), but predictably enough, the results on the more explicit ones after the jump get pretty pedantic.
For instance, the comment that uses "levels off cum amounts" gets a D. Even if redundant, the poetic nature should be taken into account more. What if it was on purpose? As a good writer, you gotta break the rules sometimes!
And this one got a C+, but the writer nailed the tone.
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Images via Tumblr.