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				Even though Fall doesn't officially begin until next week, the Christmas catalogs have already begun to arrive. While I get that Christmas trees aren't necessarily "Christian" &mdash; they can be a fun way to celebrate the otherwise cold and dark winter season with light and color &mdash; there are some extremely odd ornaments for sale in the new catalog from <a href="http://www.bronners.com/">Bronner's</a>. Oh, I'm not talking about the usual wacky stuff: Snowmen, moose, birds, dolphins, vintage cars, Santa drinking wine, Betty Boop, frogs getting married, pirate ships, Hello Kitty, unicorns. I'm talking about seriously crazy items that will make even the most traditional among you say, well, <em>Christ</em>. What is this holiday really all about? Gadgets, pop icons, food products and mythic beasts, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5050583/9-really-weird-christmas-ornaments-from-bronners" title="Click here to read more about 9 Really Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Metaphorically speaking, like John Edwards and Rush Limbaugh before me, I have trouble keeping it in my pants, but <a href="http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/">Spencer</a> swears he's not mad at all. And so today I share myself, intellectually-speaking, with <a href="http://www.iamtrex.com/">TRex</a>, a <a href="http://firedoglake.com/author/35/">political blogger</a> and author based in Athens, Georgia who I usually talk to electronically when the moon is up and I am drunk. TRex had to get up early this morning, so instead of late-night musings about life, we canoodled this morning over snark, Maureen Dowd, John Edwards, Rielle Hunter, the vast understanding of male-female relationships contained in Rush Limbaugh's no-longer-drug-addled brain and things you should never Google before breakfast.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5036473/rush-limbaugh-knows-men-cheat-because-women-talk-too-much-give-too-few-blow-jobs" title="Click here to read more about Rush Limbaugh Knows Men Cheat Because Women Talk Too Much, Give Too Few Blow Jobs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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