Jezebel: Tracy Morgan

Heidi Klum Couldn’t Cope With Seal’s Raging, Hulk-Like Temper

Luke Malone — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST

Now that Heidi Klum and Seal have gone belly-up the next stage is to start guessing the cause of their demise: and our first contender is Seal's allegedly "volcanic temper." Blabbermouth sources ran straight to TMZ and told them that the couple are splitting because he gets a case of the Hulk-like rages and she doesn't want that around their kids. They also threw in the old chestnut of Heidi being more successful than Seal and him not being able to hack it. All this is great and all but they didn't answer the question that's really on our minds: Who gets custody of their epic Halloween parties? [TMZ] More »

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Madeleine Davies — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:00:00 EST

In this week's television roundup, Nene makes her first appearance on Glee, 30 Rock references Tracy Morgan's homophobia and Daniel Radcliffe revisits his role as Harry Potter. More »

Alec Baldwin Has His Impression Of Tracy Morgan Nailed

Whitney Jefferson — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:15:00 EST

I don't know, Alec Baldwin, your impression is pretty spot-on and everything, but there is nothing wrong with spending time watching old Michael Jackson performances! Maybe Tracy Morgan really doesn't ever learn his lines — but when you're Tracy Morgan, does anyone even expect you to? More »

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Whitney Jefferson — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:00:00 EDT

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Anderson Cooper has his Courtney Stodden impression perfected, Regis Philbin takes his shirt off, Beavis and Butthead return with brand-new episodes, and Justin Timberlake details the time he lived with Ryan Gosling. More »

Tracy Morgan Issues Another Non-Apology For His Homophobic Rant

Whitney Jefferson — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:10:00 EDT

"Now Tracy, tell us, unless you're tired of talking about it, what happened," began Letterman last night to his guest, Tracy Morgan. Ugh. You see, we'd almost forgotten — or at least stopped thinking about — his profoundly unfunny rant about gay people this past June, but Dave gave Morgan, a long-time guest of the Late Show, the chance to clarify his side of the story. We wish he hadn't. More »

Watch Tracy Morgan's Apology In Nashville

Lane Moore — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:50:00 EDT

"Certainly on June 3rd when I went to see Tracy, I had no idea that two weeks later we would be sitting here through this." --Kevin Rogers, the audience member who posted a summary of Morgan's remarks on Facebook. More »

Mariah & Nick Considering "Tasteful" Tabloid Pix Of Twins

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Mariah Carey is trying to make a deal with a tabloid for "tasteful" photographs of her twins. Mags like People and Ok! are vying to set something up, and a source says: "Mariah and Nick are more concerned with doing the right thing than going to the highest bidder… They're talking to a number of publications about doing it in the best and most tasteful way." Having a celebrity weekly print the first photograph of your child helps keep the paparazzi off your back — the "first" picture is usually very valuable. That said, Mariah and Nick will not get the $14 million Brad and Angie got for images of twins Knox and Vivienne in 2008 (which went to charity). A source explains: "Times and budgets have changed from the Brangie baby years." [Page Six] More »

Rosanna Arquette Is Engaged

Lane Moore — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 20:00:00 EDT

The woman who launched a thousand love songs (okay, a few), Rosanna Arquette, is engaged to her investment banker boyfriend Todd Morgan. More »

Tina Fey Responds To Tracy Morgan's Rant

Lane Moore — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 11:00:00 EDT

Tina Fey has issued a statement in response to Tracy Morgan's rant: More »

Tracy Morgan Under Fire For Homophobic Rant At Live Show

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 00:23:00 EDT

Last weekend, Tracy Morgan delivered a tirade during what was supposedly a comedy show in Nashville. His statements, which were summarized by an audience member, were particularly hateful and included comments about how he'd stab his son to death if he said he was gay. Now Truth Wins Out and several other organizations are calling for an explanation and an apology. His words were deeply disturbing, but sadly this isn't new for Morgan. He's been saying being gay is a choice for years, and his homophobia made several people walk out of a 2009 show at Carnegie Hall. More »

Snooki Announces Her Spin-Off Show

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki officially announces that she and JWoww will star in a show about their friendship. Also, today in Thong Thursday. More »

Sarah Palin Is Just Glad We Can't Blame Her For Egypt

Anna North — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 09:36:00 EST

It's no surprise that Sarah Palin is a fan of February's media boycott of her activities (she's never been a fan of the media in the first place). What's surprising is why. More »

Shocker: Kim Kardashian Wants To Be An Actress

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Kim Kardashian, who is not an actress, and has admitted that her true talent is "marketing," attended the Screen Actors Guild awards, where she informed a reporter on the red carpet that she would like to be an actress.

Lindsay Throws Boozy Party In Rehab

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 19:02:00 EST

Last weekend, Lindsay Lohan had a party in the Betty Ford Clinic satellite house she's been staying in. Her roommates were caught "drinking heavily," and on the same night, Lindsay and her friends may have gone to a bar.

Valuable Marriage Advice From Tracy Morgan

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 10:51:00 EST

This morning on Regis and Kelly, the comedian gave suggestions for maintaining a happy marriage, like that women need to know how to make lasagna with six different cheeses. Unrelated: Tracy was recently divorced after 23 years of marriage. More »

2010 Emmys: Live Coverage

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:00:00 EDT

If Lost—and specifically Terry O'Quinn—doesn't win an award this year, then there will be a lot of geeks justifiably angry. Here's a drinking game: Every time host Jimmy Fallon does an impersonation, take a shot. More »

Tracy Morgan Has The Best Red Carpet Pose Of The Evening

Hortense Smith — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:52:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, August 29. Image via Getty.]

A Wedding For Renée? A Reality Show For Lindsay?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Renée Zellweger was photographed at the Carolina Herrera boutique in West Hollywood — as a huge rack of wedding dresses went by.

Aniston & Cox Ate The Same Lunch For 10 Years; Lindsay Can Keep Drinking For $10K

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:40:00 EDT

In an explosive new interview, Courteney Cox reveals that while shooting Friends, she and Jennifer Aniston ate together every single day for 10 years, "And we always had the same thing — a Cobb salad..."

Tila Tequila Signs Up For Celebrity Rehab, Lindsay Returns To L.A., Michael Madsen Placed On Suicide Watch

Hortense Smith — Sun, 23 May 2010 10:30:00 EDT

According to TMZ, Tila Tequila is set to join the next cast of Celebrity Rehab for an unspecified addiction, though the show is having trouble attracting any other participants and may never actually air. [TMZ]

Video: Betty White Gropes Topless Tracy Morgan

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:00:24 EDT

Wondering what happened at the photo shoot for Betty White and Tracy Morgan's New York Magazine cover? According to behind-the-scenes video, Tracy took off his shirt and Betty White fondled him. Which is pretty much what you were imagining, no? More »

Beyoncé's Possible Tattoo; Bret Michaels' "Amazing" Recovery

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 03 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Does Beyoncé really have a tattoo on her hand which reads "Brooklyn"?

Did Kim Cheat With Kanye? Did Princess Di Have An Affair With Robert Palmer?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Rumor has it that Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian not because she was pressuring him to get married, but because she slept with Kanye West.

Scott Baio Vs. Jezebel, Day 2 (Plus Pictures!)

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio tells us (in Italian) that "the broom and dustpan are in the closet." We think he's either calling us witches or imploring us to clean something. Plus, the Kardashians have written a book. More »

Tracy Morgan Supervises His Sons' Sex Lives

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:40:00 EDT

In a surprising admission for a man whose catchphrase is "somebody's gonna get pregnant," last night Tracy Morgan told Jay Leno that he encourages his sons to practice safe sex. Actually, he's a little too involved in their sex lives. More »

WTF Moment On Late Night TV

Anna Holmes — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:40:00 EDT

April 15, 12:08am. NBC. More »

Lindsay Calls Dr. Drew A Quack; Oprah Used To Date John Tesh

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Last week, Dr. Drew said that he believes that Lindsay Lohan needs help; now Lindsay has told GossipCop:

Chris Rock Continues Tracy Morgan-Impression Trend

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Last night after thoroughly mocking David Letterman about his sex scandal, Chris Rock joined the long list of celebrity Tracy Morgan impersonators, telling Dave that while they were filming Death at a Funeral, "He got me pregnant!" More »

Tina, Steve, & Tracy: They Laughed, They Cried, They Hit On Oprah

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 19:00:00 EDT

Tina Fey, Steve Carell, and Tracy Morgan were on Oprah today and we were pretty excited. Though apparently not as excited as Tina, who prepared by making out with a cardboard cutout of Oprah. More »

Celebrity Trend: Impersonating Tracy Morgan

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 19:30:00 EDT

From Tina Fey to Luke Wilson, celebrities cannot stop impersonating Tracy Morgan. But it takes more than a belly rub and an exclamation about getting someone pregnant — and celebs are working overtime to pull this one off. More »

Cop Out: "A Blooper Reel In Search Of A Movie"

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:00:00 EST

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Cop Out is billed as an homage to buddy-cop comedies, but critics say the dull script and lack of chemistry between Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan make it less entertaining than director Kevin Smith's Tweets about getting kicked off Southwest. More »

"You Know I Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week"

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:50:00 EST

[New York, February 22. Image via INFDaily.]

Justin's Mom Says Jess Is Like Family; Lindsay's Dad Says She Needs Rehab

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:00:00 EST

Justin Timberlake's mom Lynn Harless calls Jessica Biel "one of us." She says:

Tiger Comes Out Of Hiding; Gosselin Settles Lawsuit, May Return To TV

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:30:00 EST

The PGA Tour announced today that Tiger Woods will speak at a press conference on Friday, "to begin the process of making amends." Later, Tiger was photographed for the first time in months jogging with a friend near his home.

You Can't Even Guess What Tracy Morgan Is Saying

Megan Carpentier — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 19:30:00 EST

[Los Angeles, January 23. Image via Getty]

Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Golden Globes

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:20:00 EST

Last night's 67th Annual Golden Globes saw laughs, tears, surprises, disappointments, and lots of drinking. In this gallery, we compile how these moments played out among stars. More »

Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:59:04 EST

Although Joan Rivers has signed on to host E!'s Fashion Police, she's not allowed on the actual red carpet, so we'll have to sit back pray that correspondents Jay Manuel or Ryan Seacrest say something bitchy during their live coverage. More »

Everyone's A Winner At The Critic's Choice Awards

Hortense Smith — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 11:40:00 EST

Awards show season kept rolling right along last night with the 15th annual Critic's Choice Awards, and though not everyone left with a statue, the night was a victory for mostly everyone on the red carpet. More »

Rihanna Finds Simon Cowell "Charming"; Rush Limbaugh "Resting Comfortably" After Being Sent To Hospital

Hortense Smith — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST

"Simon has that naughty look in his eye. He isn't my type, but he is so charismatic and charming and the ladies go for the whole power thing. I know a lot of celebs have crushes on him."-Rihanna [TheSun]

Lindsay's Mysterious Injuries; Angelina's Shirt-Ripping Temper

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST

So Lindsay Lohan was posing in a swimsuit on the beach in Santa Monica for a photoshoot, and people noticed that she has lots of random bruises and scratches on her body.