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Slow And Steady And Adorable Wins The Race

These little palm-sized Egyptian tortoises are adorable despite being several years away from joining Master Shredder's ranks and fighting crime. Don't be surprised if, in a decade and a half, these little dudes are cowabunging all over an upcoming reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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