Tori Spelling, seen above in shorts that were not originally yellow, appeared on Kocktails with Khloé this week and revealed that she has a drunk alter ego named Terri (as in Terri-Tori). Terri likes to pee everywhere, especially around other people.

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“When Terri comes to visit, she is cray-cray and one of her things is she likes to pee and she pees anywhere,” Spelling said. “She’ll piss under the table, everyone raise your legs, she will pee in a potted plant. She doesn’t come out that often now that I’m a mother. But there’s Terri. Terri is super fun.”

She doesn’t come out that often now that I’m a mother.

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