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				<!-- videoId: explore/Jezebel/videos/1448 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Jezebel/videos/1448 --> This morning on <em>The View</em>, Elisabeth was telling a boring-ass, way-too-long story about her daughter losing a tooth and asking questions about the Tooth Fairy when Joy cut her off and said, "Did you try to find out if the Tooth Fairy has a birth certificate?" in <a href="http://watching-tv.ew.com/2011/03/23/donald-trump-the-view-whoopi-goldberg-birther-obama/">reference</a> to Elisabeth's not-so-silent support of the birther movement.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5795361/joy-behar-perfectly-executes-bitchy-comment-toward-elisabeth-hasselbeck" title="Click here to read more about Joy Behar Perfectly Executes Bitchy Comment Toward Elisabeth Hasselbeck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Apr 2011 12:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Whoopi Goldberg is high on live TV, Mary Matalin fights with husband James Carville, and Janice Dickinson joins the cast of <em>Celebrity Rehab</em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5594922/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Since <a href="http://inventorspot.com/articles/official_tooth_fairy_kit_something_sink_your_teef_29110">this</a> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OFFICIAL TOOTH FAIRY KIT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OFFICIAL TOOTH FAIRY KIT" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/official-tooth-fairy-kit/">Official Tooth Fairy Kit</a> is <em>not</em> pink or fuzzy but low-tech, pesudo-scientific and mildly beaureaucratic &mdash; you have to fill out paperwork! &mdash;  it's exactly the kind of thing I would have loved as a kid. [<a href="http://inventorspot.com/articles/official_tooth_fairy_kit_something_sink_your_teef_29110">InventorSpot</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5295294/dental-desk-work" title="Click here to read more about Dental Desk Work">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA["If I Didn't Love Teeth, I Wouldn't Be In The Business"]]></title>
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				Who sings, has wings and is delightfully wacky? <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMY SEDARIS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMY SEDARIS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amy-sedaris/">Amy Sedaris</a> playing the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TOOTH FAIRY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TOOTH FAIRY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tooth-fairy/">Tooth Fairy</a> on <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged YO GABBA GABBA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged YO GABBA GABBA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/yo-gabba-gabba/">Yo Gabba Gabba</a></em>. [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/35372242.html">ONTD</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5263307/if-i-didnt-love-teeth-i-wouldnt-be-in-the-business" title="Click here to read more about "If I Didn't Love Teeth, I Wouldn't Be In The Business"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 May 2009 18:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Santa, The Tooth Fairy And Other Lies Our Parents Told Us]]></title>
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				Over on Strollerderby, there's a <a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2008/07/15/14-Lies-Parents-Need-to-Stop-Telling-Their-Kids-_2800_Part-1_2900_.aspx">post</a> called "14 Lies Parents Need to Stop Telling Their Kids." You're not supposed to say that the cat "ran away" when she was actually <em>run over</em>. Telling your kid she's "the prettiest girl in the world" can't be true, because, writes Cole Gamble, "The law of averages makes it mathematically impossible." Also? "Just tell me the truth and you won't get in trouble" is almost always a lie; and don't even start with Santa, the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy. So, of course, we were forced to think about the lies <em>our</em> parents told us.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5025447/santa-the-tooth-fairy-and-other-lies-our-parents-told-us" title="Click here to read more about Santa, The Tooth Fairy And Other Lies Our Parents Told Us">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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