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				<ul><li>Oh no. You know how someone is harassing and stalking<strong> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsaylohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong>? The culprit might be none other than <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #samlutfi" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #samlutfi" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/samlutfi/">Sam Lutfi</a></strong>. Ugh.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5714520/lindsay-lohans-harasser-is-a-familiar-shady-character" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan's Harasser Is A Familiar Shady Character">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sienna Moves In With Jude;  D.A. Wants &quot;Significant Jail Time&quot; For Lindsay]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #siennamiller" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #siennamiller" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/siennamiller/">Sienna Miller</a></strong> has reportedly moved back into the London home she shared with <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #judelaw" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #judelaw" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/judelaw/">Jude Law</a></strong> before they split in 2005. "Now that they are living together again, expect an engagement soon," says a source.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5532017/sienna-moves-in-with-jude--da-wants-significant-jail-time-for-lindsay" title="Click here to read more about Sienna Moves In With Jude;  D.A. Wants &quot;Significant Jail Time&quot; For Lindsay">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 May 2010 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Beyoncé's Possible Tattoo; Bret Michaels' &quot;Amazing&quot; Recovery]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Does <strong>Beyoncé</strong> really have a tattoo on her hand which reads "Brooklyn"?</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5529606/beyonces-possible-tattoo-bret-michaels-amazing-recovery" title="Click here to read more about Beyoncé's Possible Tattoo; Bret Michaels' &quot;Amazing&quot; Recovery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				Jess was on <em>The Late Show</em> last night, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidletterman" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidletterman" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/davidletterman/">David Letterman</a> asked her about <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tonyromo" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tonyromo" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tonyromo/">Tony Romo</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johnmayer" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johnmayer" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/johnmayer/">John Mayer</a> and her weight. Fun!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5490978/jessica-simpson-on-john-mayer-he-gave-away-my-game" title="Click here to read more about Jessica Simpson On John Mayer: &quot;He Gave Away My Game&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>We should have seen this coming:  <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsaylohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johnmayer" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johnmayer" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/johnmayer/">John Mayer</a></strong> were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5416571/lindsay-lusts-after-john-mayer-more-women-claim-they-slept-with-tiger" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This weekend, <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged FOX NFL SUNDAY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged FOX NFL SUNDAY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/fox-nfl-sunday/">Fox NFL Sunday</a></em> showed the animated skit at left, in which Dallas Cowboys players cruelly <a href="http://adage.com/adages/post?article_id=139616">mock Jessica Simpson's weight</a>. It was produced by Fox but "presented by <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BURGER KING" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BURGER KING" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/burger-king/">Burger King</a>," which should really be avoiding fat jokes altogether.  [<a href="http://adage.com/adages/post?article_id=139616">AdAge</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5380773/fox--burger-king-call-jessica-simpson-fat" title="Click here to read more about Fox & Burger King Call Jessica Simpson Fat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fans Mob SATC Set; Madonna's Kids Hit The Stage]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Filming of <em><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEX AND THE CITY 2" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEX AND THE CITY 2" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sex-and-the-city-2/">Sex And The City 2</a></strong></em> has gotten "chaotic," with crazed fans "bombarding the set." An eyewitness says:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5351703/fans-mob-satc-set-madonnas-kids-hit-the-stage" title="Click here to read more about Fans Mob SATC Set; Madonna's Kids Hit The Stage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we learn that with the cash <em>In Touch</em> paid Jon Gosselin for an exclusive interview, the father of eight can buy a <em>truckload</em> of fugly T-shirts. Margaret assists in our tabloid roundup, ahead.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5330696/this-week-in-tabloids-jon-gosselin-tells-all-john-mayer-sexts-jess--jen" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mark Wahlberg Marries,  Ali Larter Also Says "I Do,"  And Brad And Angelina Fight Over Burial Plots]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MARK WAHLBERG" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MARK WAHLBERG" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/mark-wahlberg/">Mark Wahlberg</a></strong> married his longtime girlfriend <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RHEA DURHAM" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RHEA DURHAM" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/rhea-durham/">Rhea Durham</a> </strong>yesterday in a small ceremony in Beverly Hills. "She looked like a princess and beyond stunning. Mark looked ecstatic," says a source. So much for Nicole 4 Eva! [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20295454,00.html">People</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5328228/mark-wahlberg-marries--ali-larter-also-says-i-do--and-brad-and-angelina-fight-over-burial-plots" title="Click here to read more about Mark Wahlberg Marries,  Ali Larter Also Says "I Do,"  And Brad And Angelina Fight Over Burial Plots">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Jude Law</strong> got <em>someone</em> pregnant, but not <strong>Rachel McAdams</strong>' sister <strong>Kayleen</strong> &mdash; her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/news/15893?cid=RSS">Star</a>]
<li>So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5327127/jude-laws-baby-mama-revealed-seth-rogen-talks-crap-about-katherine-heigl" title="Click here to read more about Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Heigl To Blame For 17-Hour Shoot; Mad Men Actress Told To Bulk Up; Jude Expecting Baby With Anonymous Woman]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Last week, <strong>Katherine Heigl</strong> complained that "cruel and mean" <em>Grey's Anatomy</em> producers forced her to work a 17-hour day, but according to rumors, the schedule was the result of producers shuffling things around to let <em>her</em> promote <em>The Ugly Truth</em>.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5325820/heigl-to-blame-for-17+hour-shoot-mad-men-actress-told-to-bulk-up-jude-expecting-baby-with-anonymous-woman" title="Click here to read more about Heigl To Blame For 17-Hour Shoot; Mad Men Actress Told To Bulk Up; Jude Expecting Baby With Anonymous Woman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MISCHA BARTON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MISCHA BARTON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/mischa-barton/">Mischa Barton</a></strong>'s former friend <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NICOLE RICHIE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NICOLE RICHIE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/nicole-richie/">Nicole Richie</a></strong> is helping her get her life back together after her recent meltdown. Nicole, "stepped in and talked to her about making changes in her life… basically doing a 360," says a source.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5324999/nicole-saves-mischa--jess-is-no-indian-giver-lets-tony-keep-the-boat" title="Click here to read more about Nicole Saves Mischa;  Jess Is No "Indian Giver," Lets Tony Keep The Boat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong>Samantha Ronson</strong> reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5324052/lindsay-throws-tantrum-on-sams-doorstep-katie-narrowly-escapes-car-fire-kim--reggie-split" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>According to this report, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMANTHA RONSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMANTHA RONSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/samantha-ronson/">Samantha Ronson</a></strong> went out with <em>Sopranos</em> actress <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DREA DE MATTEO" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DREA DE MATTEO" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/drea-de-matteo/">Drea De Matteo</a> last night, got into a fight with <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> about it, and threw LL's clothes out into the street.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5319321/lindsays-enraged-love-hewitts-engaged" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay's Enraged; Love Hewitt's Engaged">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chris Brown Apologizes For Beating Rihanna]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS BROWN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS BROWN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chris-brown/">Chris Brown</a></strong> has released a video apology for assaulting <strong>Rihanna</strong>. He says: "I've told Rihanna countless times and I'm telling you today that I am truly, truly sorry...</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5318958/chris-brown-apologizes-for-beating-rihanna" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown Apologizes For Beating Rihanna">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Yesterday afternoon the police were called to <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MISCHA BARTON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MISCHA BARTON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/mischa-barton/">Mischa Barton</a></strong>'s home to help with a "medical issue." Now a source says she's been placed under involuntary psychiatric hold.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5316472/mischa-barton-under-psychiatric-observation-deadly-accident-at-madonna-concert" title="Click here to read more about Mischa Barton Under Psychiatric Observation; Deadly Accident At Madonna Concert">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Is <strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong> and <strong>Courteney Cox</strong>'s friendship in trouble? A source says: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5315975/jen--courteney-on-the-rocks-amy-gets-divorced" title="Click here to read more about Jen & Courteney On The Rocks; Amy Gets Divorced">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Tony Romo</strong> broke up with <strong>Jessica Simpson</strong> the night before her 29th birthday on July 10, which is especially tragic because she had planned a Barbie and Ken themed party. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5313863/tony-dumps-jess-becks-wont-pose-with-angie" title="Click here to read more about Tony Dumps Jess; Becks Won't Pose With Angie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEIL PATRICK HARRIS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEIL PATRICK HARRIS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/neil-patrick-harris/">Neil Patrick Harris</a>, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TINA FEY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TINA FEY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tina-fey/">Tina Fey</a> will fight <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARAH SILVERMAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARAH SILVERMAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sarah-silverman/">Sarah Silverman</a>. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/12302008/gossip/cindy/its_in_the_stars__a_peek_at_2009_146410.htm">Page Six</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5121348/tina-fey--sarah-silverman-comedy-catfight" title="Click here to read more about Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>As part of his ongoing campaign to be named "classiest new dad in America," Pete Wentz has announced that he's tried wife Ashlee Simpson's breast milk, and he thinks it tastes "weird" and "sour." [<a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2008/12/29/Pete-Wentz_3A00_-_2200_I_2700_ve-Tasted-Ashley_2700_s-Breast-Milk_2E002200_.aspx">Babble</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5120202/wentz-tastes-breast-milk-aniston-bitter-defeat" title="Click here to read more about Wentz Tastes Breast Milk; Aniston, Bitter Defeat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>In her new documentary, in addition to all the stuff about <em>Groundhog Day</em>, Britney Spears also talks about Kevin Federline: "I think I married for the wrong reasons. Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it for the idea of [marriage and] everything." Knowing is half the battle! [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-11-18-britneys-shocking-confession">Perez Hilton</a>, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11192008/news/nationalnews/britney_bares_torment_139415.htm">NY Daily News</a>]
<li>Watch promos for Britney's documentary. In one, she says, "I… look back and I think, I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?" [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-11-19-britney-britney-britney-2">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>Someone else says of <em>Valkyrie</em>: "The film just isn’t a thriller at all. It’s a bunch of white guys in Nazi uniforms." And yes, Tom has an American accent. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27789553/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: on the rocks. Last night in London, LL danced with her ex, Calum Best, whom Moe used to call Calum Worst. Anyways, Sam was pissed and stormed off in a huff. Lindsay was seen with tears in her eyes. Sniff. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1948237.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5092445/britney-admits-her-marriage-was-a-bad-idea" title="Click here to read more about Britney Admits Her Marriage Was A Bad Idea">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Good Morning, you have new president. His name is Barack Obama. No, he cannot start today. But soon. And he says: "If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy… tonight is your answer." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20238024,00.html">People</a>]
<li>Oprah on Barack Obama's win: "It's one of the greatest moments I could ever even imagine. That's how great it is." [<a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/11/67339/index.html">ET</a>]
<li>Courteney Cox and David Arquette hosted a Barack Obama victory party at their house in Beverly Hills. Jennifer Aniston, Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher were in attendance; champagne was had. Meanwhile, in Chicago, Brad Pitt and Oprah Winfrey watched Obama's speech live. Also psyched: George Clooney and Usher. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b67244_toasting_obama_courteney_jen_celebrate.html?sid=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">E!</a>]
<li>George Clooney: "I congratulate President-elect Obama on his historic victory, and now it's time to begin unifying the country so we can take on the extraordinary challenges that this generation faces." [<a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/11/67353/index.html">ET</a>]
<li>Oprah again: "This is democracy at its finest." [<a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/11/67334/index.html">ET</a>]
<li>In other news, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with twins. Supposedly. More in Midweek Madness. [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/news/14806?cid=RSS">Star</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5077005/celebs-are-psyched-about-americas-new-president" title="Click here to read more about Celebs Are Psyched About America's New President">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Britney was at a <a href="http://jezebel.com/5057564/britney-chats-up-younger-man">middle school</a> in The Bronx yesterday to present a $10,000 check for the music program. The donation came from Elizabeth Arden, which is behind Brit's fragrances, Believe, Fantasy and Curious. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20230241,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]
<li>Hey, guess who has another perfume coming out in December? [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/28395118.html">ONTD</a>]
<li>So yesterday we read that Britney wanted to buy her sex tape from Adnan Ghalib. Today Adnan says: "There is no sex tape. I'm extremely upset and taking legal action." Um, against whom? Also, even if there is no "sex" tape, there's no doubt he has some footage of her dazed and naked. You just <em>know</em> it. Think about the <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/snap-judgment/britney-spears-hits-liquor-store-buys-ham-sandwich-snapple-eats-spills-snapple-on-self-296684.php">state</a> she was in back then. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1757513.ece#OTC-RSS">The Sun</a>]  
<li>Oh here we go, more quotes from Adnan: "There is no sex tape, and I've never claimed there is one. I don't know where these quotes I'm supposed to have said have come from. What I do know is they certainly didn't come from me and they are completely false. I'm extremely upset and distressed and I'm taking legal action... This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me. There is no sex tape. That is the end of the matter." [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/britney_spears_sex_tape/news/14672">Star</a>] 
<li>OMFG: Did LC hook up with JustinBobby behind Audrina's back??? [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b32015_lauren_conrads_forbidden_hookup.html?sid=rss_awful&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_awful">E!</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5057944/britney-spears-is-feeling-charitable--sex-tape+free" title="Click here to read more about Britney Spears Is Feeling Charitable & Sex Tape-Free">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				So people are really trying to build up this <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/21/jessica-rips-carrie-romos-not-hung-up-on-you/">"cat fight"</a> between Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson over Tony Romo. Apparently Underwood said in an interview that Romo still calls her, and this morning on a Nashville radio show,  Jessica said, '"If Tony wanted to call [Carrie]... or wanted to be with her, he would." • Miley Cyrus will <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20220593,00.html">celebrate her 16th birthday</a> at Disney World in October. And since Disney owns her now, she'll also be performing a "few songs," though proceeds from the concert (tickets are $250 a pop!) will go to Youth Service America. • Is Winona Ryder <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/27858">dating</a> Tom Green? That would be weird! [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/21/jessica-rips-carrie-romos-not-hung-up-on-you/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20220593,00.html">People</a>, <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/27858">Dlisted</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5040177/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				With so much media coverage of men's Olympic swimming, down to <a href="http://jezebel.com/5035948/kerri-walshs-missing-wedding-ring-nbc-sports-just-couldnt-drop-it">Michael Phelps</a>' dietary choices and <a href="http://jezebel.com/5036655/the-world-of-ryan-lochte-is-one-of-diamond-grills-and-bad-doodles">Ryan Lochte</a>'s drawings, it's disappointing that we're not hearing as much about women's swimming events.  Yesterday the Australian women's swimming team won the 4x200 free relay over the <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/olympics/2008/writers/kelli_anderson/08/14/australia.rice/?eref=sircrc">heavily favored American team</a>, which came in third.  In the clip above (the last 1/3 of the race), Aussies Stephanie Rice, Bronte Barratt, Kylie Palmer and Linda MacKenzie shatter the world record set by the Americans in 2007 by more than <em>five seconds</em>. Swimming the leadoff leg was Rice, 20, who made history during the race as the fifth Australian to win three gold medals in a single Olympics. Though, you wouldn't know it if you've been getting your Olympics news from the <em>New York Times</em>, where a search for Rice's name yields mainly links to a <a href="http://olympics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/08/05/swimming-in-the-fishbowl/">blog post</a> dubbing Rice and her ex-boyfriend, fellow Australian swimmer Eamon Sullivan, the "Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo of Australia."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5036957/the-jessica-simpson-of-australia-wins-gold-breaks-world-record" title="Click here to read more about The "Jessica Simpson Of Australia" Wins Gold, Breaks World Record">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A judge in Malawi has paved the way for Madonna to <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7423952.stm">officially adopt</a> her three-year-old son, David. According to the BBC, Madonna's lawyer Alan Chinula said, "It is a positive and beautiful judgment that will have an impact on Malawi's adoption law." Her Madgesty did not deign to grace the courtroom with her appearance. • Tony Romo has reportedly agreed to take Jessica Simpson back, but only if her overbearing daddy  <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-28-butt-out-daddy">stays out of their business.</a> Wouldn't bet on that, since Daddy Joe made a cameo at son-in-law Pete Wentz's bachelor party. • Country star Chris Cagle and his girlfriend <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/28/cagle-and-his-gf-arrested-after-drunken-brawl/">were arrested</a> after a booze-fueled fight that involved a purse and an umbrella. They're currently in the Nashville clink, as there is a 12-hour mandatory jail sentence before they can post bail. [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7423952.stm">BBC</a>, <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-28-butt-out-daddy">Perez</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/28/cagle-and-his-gf-arrested-after-drunken-brawl/">TMZ</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5011352/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 May 2008 11:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Did Jessica Simpson's creepy dad <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/papa-joe-s-meddling-made-romo-punt-jess/">ruin her relationship</a> with Tony Romo? According to a source, Joe Simpson was giving "unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica." Romo will still escort Jess to her sister's emo nuptials this weekend, though. • Beyonce is reportedly <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1173182.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=TV">in talks</a> to join the cast of <em>Desperate Housewives</em> for at least a cameo appearance, if not more.  • <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20200747,00.html">NKOTB</a> reunion on the <em>Today</em> show!!! Some of the fans watching the New Kids this morning had camped out since <em>Wednesday</em> to catch an eyeful of Joey, Donnie, Jordan, etc. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/papa-joe-s-meddling-made-romo-punt-jess/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1173182.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=TV">the Sun</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20200747,00.html">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/391236/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 May 2008 12:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				RuPaul will host a drag queen reality competition on Logo called <a href="http://www.towleroad.com/2008/05/drag-queens-get.html"><em>RuPaul's Drag Race</em></a>. Let the vogue-ing begin! • Contrary to this morning's rumors, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica-simpson-and-tony-romo-split">definitely dunzo.</a> Now reps are still denying the fissure, though. Soooo whatever.  •Denise Richards is  <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20200102,00.html">"speaking out"</a> about her relationship with Richie Sambora, and she says their public canoodling had nothing to do with the demise of his marriage to Heather Locklear.  "I did not interfere with their marriage," Richards says. [<a href="http://www.towleroad.com/2008/05/drag-queens-get.html">Towleroad</a>, <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica-simpson-and-tony-romo-split">Us</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20200102,00.html">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/390806/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 May 2008 11:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Angelina Jolie confirms: She is having twins. You knew that, right? Anyway an exclusive interview scored by NBC's <em>Today</em> show was lifted by NBC's <em>Access Hollywood</em> and now NBC producers are pissed at each other. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05152008/gossip/pagesix/access_lifts_jolie_interview_110890.htm">Page Six</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/390721/angelinas-twins-confirmed-britney-pregnancy-rumors-persist" title="Click here to read more about Angelina's Twins Confirmed; Britney Pregnancy Rumors Persist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 May 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Ugh. The curse of the celebrity ladymag strikes again? Just a week after <em>Glamour</em>'s June issue hit newsstands, <a href="http://jezebel.com/388034/glamours-50-most-glamorous-does-not-include-cover-model-jessica-simpson">cover girl Jessica Simpson</a> has <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/jess-and-romo-officially-nomo/">reportedly split</a> with Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo. Although <em> InStyle Weddings</em> is perhaps the <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/something-blue/-290092.php">most famous example</a> of why celebs should probably not publicize their private lives in periodicals, Simpson's Q&A with <em>Glamour</em> is notable for how much it focuses on her relationship &mdash; over 50% of the <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/articles/2008/05/jessica">2,500-word piece</a> is devoted to talk of "Tony". ("I love your honesty, Jessica," writer Josh Patner tells Simpson after plying her with Chardonnay and getting some choice quotes about Romo. Yeah, Josh &mdash; you love it because it sells magazines!) And then, at the end of the interview, there's this gem: "This article could come out and Tony and I could be broken up." After the jump, the singer's most memorable quotes about the romance that, as of today, was just six days shy of hitting the six-month mark. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/390213/jessica-simpson-in-glamour-did-she-jinx-it-with-tony-romo-or-was-she-just-being-honest" title="Click here to read more about Jessica Simpson In Glamour: Did She Jinx It With Tony Romo, Or Was She Just Being "Honest"?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 May 2008 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>So. Fergie has recorded the theme song for the <em>Sex And The City Movie</em> and it is fucking insane. Seriously. It's a fast-paced track that uses the original instrumental music from the show, with Fergie sing-rapping lyrics like: "Shopping for labels, shopping for love... Manolo and Louis is all I'm thinking of... Emotional baggage just replace them with Dior... Let's stop chasing the boys and shop some more..." It does not appear to be a joke. You can listen to the nauseating ditty <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20194808,00.html">here</a>. Just a warning: You may puke or cry or both. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20194808,00.html">People</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/383489/fergie-releases-sex-and-the-city-theme-song-ears-everywhere-bleed" title="Click here to read more about Fergie Releases Sex And The City Theme Song; Ears Everywhere Bleed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Were Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson <a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/2008/04/21/kate_hudson_and_owen_wilson_canoodle_we_think.php">"canoodling"</a>  again in Miami this weekend?  That indistinct blur to your left allegedly shows the pair dry humping near the beach. • Jessica Simpson and Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica-simpson-licks-cake-off-tony-romos-face-at-birthday">licking cake</a> off each others' faces at his birthday party Saturday night in Dallas. Y'all, that's gross. • <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/21/kim-kardashian-reggie-bush/">Kim Kardashian</a> bought her family and boyfriend bowling balls for Christmas: "[Boyfriend] Reggie's is a clear ball with a skull, [little brother] Rob's is an eye ball, [Rob's girlfriend Adrienne Bailon] got a cheetah ball (get it?), [sister] Kourtney got a black-and-white striped ball, [Kourtney's boyfriend Scott Disick]'s is a dollar bill ball, [sister] Khloe received a leopard ball, and I gave myself a pink one, of course!" Kim wrote on her blog. [<a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/2008/04/21/kate_hudson_and_owen_wilson_canoodle_we_think.php">A Socialite's Life</a>, <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica-simpson-licks-cake-off-tony-romos-face-at-birthday">Us</a>, <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/04/21/kim-kardashian-reggie-bush/">Just Jared</a>]  				<a href="http://jezebel.com/382326/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Britney Returns To TV, Lindsay's Been Drinking, Sandra Bullock In Car Crash]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Britney is doing another episode of <em>How I Met Your Mother</em>. Mere weeks after Neil Patrick Harris <a href="http://jezebel.com/378643/pam-anderson--lauren-conrad-white-house-correspondents">said</a> he didn't want the pop star back! "Our show does not need stunt casting in order to succeed," he said in early April. Today's report claims "the show is ecstatic and so is Britney." [<a href="http://tvwatch.people.com/2008/04/19/excusive-britney-returning-to-how-i-met-your-mother/">People</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/381984/britney-returns-to-tv-lindsays-been-drinking-sandra-bullock-in-car-crash" title="Click here to read more about Britney Returns To TV, Lindsay's Been Drinking, Sandra Bullock In Car Crash">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nicole Richie: Kicking Christina Aguilera's Ass At Newsstand]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Nicole Richie's <em>People</em> magazine cover is outselling Christina Aguilera's. What's up with that? [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23454644/">MSNBC</a>]   </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/363470/nicole-richie-kicking-christina-aguileras-ass-at-newsstand" title="Click here to read more about Nicole Richie: Kicking Christina Aguilera's Ass At Newsstand">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Angelina Pregnant With Tow-Headed Twins?]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Double trouble! Angelina Jolie is reportedly knocked up with two soon-to-be-gorgeous fetuses. (Feti?) The addition of twins means the family will have six kids under the age of seven (and very little sleep). Huh, the tabs that noted Angie's boobs were bigger lately: Were they actually on to something? [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/angelina_jolie_pregnant_twins/celebrity_news_gossip/entertainment/13791">Star Magazine</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/348888/angelina-pregnant-with-tow+headed-twins" title="Click here to read more about Angelina Pregnant With Tow-Headed Twins?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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