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			<title><![CDATA[Gwyneth's Goopy Lessons About Homosexuality & The Bible]]></title>
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				<strong>Gwyneth Paltrow</strong> has something to say about homosexuality! She took to Goop to discuss her views, writing:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5810665/gwyneths-goopy-lessons-about-homosexuality--the-bible" title="Click here to read more about Gwyneth's Goopy Lessons About Homosexuality & The Bible">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				Even before we read that the concept was netting its own TV show, we knew that today was all about amicable separation.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5782243/happy-divorce-is-all-the-rage" title="Click here to read more about Happy Divorce Is All The Rage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Mar 2011 17:06:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Black Swan Not Perfect Enough to Satisfy Critic's Choicers]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Natalie Portman</strong>'s Best Actress trophy at last night's Critic's Choice Movie Awards was <i>Black Swan</i>'s only victory of the night, even though it was nominated in 12 different categories. The Facebook movie snuck up from behind, winning three awards.</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5734254/black-swan-not-perfect-enough-to-satisfy-critics-choicers" title="Click here to read more about Black Swan Not Perfect Enough to Satisfy Critic's Choicers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 Jan 2011 10:30:30 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal No Longer Singing &quot;You Belong With Me&quot;]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Ladies and gentlemen, <strong>Swiftenhaal</strong> is no more.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5725258/taylor-swift--jake-gyllenhaal-no-longer-singing-you-belong-with-me" title="Click here to read more about Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal No Longer Singing &quot;You Belong With Me&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sherri Shepherd Is Engaged]]></title>
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				<ul><li><em>View</em> host S<strong>herri Shepherd</strong> announced today that she and TV writer Lamar Sally are engaged. Sally proposed on December 26 after asking Shepherd's 5-year-old son, Jeffrey, for permission.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5724816/sherri-shepherd-is-engaged" title="Click here to read more about Sherri Shepherd Is Engaged">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Jan 2011 19:16:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				Apparently the photographer was trying to get shots of Julia and her kids. And that does not fly. You're liable to hear things like "You get the f*ck out of my face.. do you understand me?" For instance.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5710781/julia-roberts-gets-aggressive-with-paparazzo-yells-bad-words" title="Click here to read more about Julia Roberts Gets Aggressive With Paparazzo, Yells Bad Words">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Dec 2010 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Lawsuit & New Music For Britney]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Britney Spears </strong>turned 29 yesterday, and took to Twitter to lash out at <em>Star</em> magazine for printing the domestic abuse story, to thank her fans for birthday wishes and make an announcement about new music.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5705187/a-lawsuit--new-music-for-britney" title="Click here to read more about A Lawsuit & New Music For Britney">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Angelina Defends Her Bosnia Film]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Which Shitty Tabloid Should You Waste Money On This Holiday?]]></title>
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				Welcome to a Very Special Episode of Midweek Madness, in which we have very little patience for crappy, recycled gossip and really just want to sleep late and eat sweet potato pie.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5698398/which-shitty-tabloid-should-you-waste-money-on-this-holiday/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Which Shitty Tabloid Should You Waste Money On This Holiday?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 24 Nov 2010 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 24 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Have your secretary clear your shhhedule! <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #princewilliam" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #princewilliam" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/princewilliam/">Prince William</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katemiddleton" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katemiddleton" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/katemiddleton/">Kate Middleton</a></strong> have decided to hold their wedding at Westminster Abbey; the date will be Friday, April 29, 2011.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5697137/prince-william--kate-set-a-wedding-date" title="Click here to read more about Prince William & Kate Set A Wedding Date">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Unsolicited Uterus Update: <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #realhousewivesofatlanta" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #realhousewivesofatlanta" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/realhousewivesofatlanta/">Real Housewives Of Atlanta</a></em> star <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kimzolciak" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kimzolciak" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kimzolciak/">Kim Zolciak</a></strong> is carrying a fetus.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5696121/real-housewife-kim-zolciak-is-pregnant" title="Click here to read more about Real Housewife Kim Zolciak Is Pregnant">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				Malin Ackerman, who sort of looks familiar, kind of, a little, will replace Lohan in the Linda Lovelace biopic.  I'm sure Dina is looking for someone to sue as we speak.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5695342/lindsays-inferno-pants-have-been-filled-by-malin-ackerman" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay's Inferno Pants Have Been Filled By Malin Ackerman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mysterious Powder Sent to DWTS Studio&mdash;Was Bristol the Target?]]></title>
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				<ul><li>The <i>Dancing With the Stars</i> production office intercepted a "threatening letter containing white powder" (it was talcum) that forced a building evacuation. The FBI is investigating! Could the perps be those "haters" who <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bristolpalin" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bristolpalin" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bristolpalin/">Bristol Palin</a></strong>'s been talking about lately?</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5694871/mysterious-powder-sent-to-dwts-studiowas-bristol-the-target" title="Click here to read more about Mysterious Powder Sent to DWTS Studio&mdash;Was Bristol the Target?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 20 Nov 2010 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Welsey Snipes Ordered To Serve 3 Years In Prison]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #wesleysnipes" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #wesleysnipes" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/wesleysnipes/">Wesley Snipes</a></strong> has been trying to appeal his 2008 conviction for willful failure to pay his income taxes, but today a judge ordered him to surrender to authorities and immediately begin serving a three-year sentence.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5694745/welsey-snipes-ordered-to-serve-3-years-in-prison" title="Click here to read more about Welsey Snipes Ordered To Serve 3 Years In Prison">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Nov 2010 19:01:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Scarlett Johansson</strong>, <em>GQ</em>'s Babe Of The Year, and <strong>Ryan Reynolds</strong>, <em>People</em>'s Sexiest Man Alive, may be having relationship "troubles."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5694233/are-scarlett--ryan-on-the-rocks" title="Click here to read more about Are Scarlett & Ryan On The Rocks?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Following an investigation sparked by footage from <em>Teen Mom</em>, <strong>Amber Portwood</strong> has been charged with two felony counts and one misdemeanor for allegedly beating her boyfriend <strong>Gary Shirley</strong> in front of their daughter.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5693786/teen-moms-amber-charged-with-domestic-violence" title="Click here to read more about Teen Mom's Amber Charged With Domestic Violence">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Nov 2010 19:03:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dina Lohan Wants To Sue Glee For Making Fun Of Lindsay]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Dina Lohan</strong> would like to take legal action against <em><strong>Glee</strong></em> for mocking <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong>.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5693209/dina-lohan-wants-to-sue-glee-for-making-fun-of-lindsay" title="Click here to read more about Dina Lohan Wants To Sue Glee For Making Fun Of Lindsay">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #evalongoriaparker" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #evalongoriaparker" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/evalongoriaparker/">Eva Longoria Parker</a></strong> has filed divorce papers, though just yesterday she insisted she and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tonyparker" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tonyparker" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tonyparker/">Tony Parker</a></strong> were fine. Eva told BFF <strong>Mario Lopez </strong>that Tony was cheating, and he reports: "She is devastated, she wants us all to know that..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5692812/eva-longoria-files-for-divorce-accuses-tony-parker-of-cheating" title="Click here to read more about Eva Longoria Files For Divorce, Accuses Tony Parker Of Cheating">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:44:06 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I sniff the tabloids, searching for the sweet aroma of gossip. Today, Tony Parker's accused of sending "hundreds" of suspicious texts, while Angelina and Brad prepare for a New Year's wedding.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5692416/this-week-in-tabloids-eva-longorias-husband-has-text-affair/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Eva Longoria's Husband Has Text Affair">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Nov 2010 14:05:40 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Earlier today, it was reported that <strong>Tony Parker</strong> had filed for divorce from <strong>Eva Longoria Parker</strong> in Texas. Her rep says the story "is 100% false," but she canceled an upcoming TV appearance with Anderson Cooper, so <em>obviously</em> something's up.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5691743/is-eva-longoria-parkers-marriage-in-trouble" title="Click here to read more about Is Eva Longoria Parker Getting Divorced Or What?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Nov 2010 19:01:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2F5573117%2Fchristina-hendricks-models-on-etsy&ei=Zzh1TJfmJpK2sAOt8K20Aw&usg=AFQjCNG2rqRE4Pig6vxhnBqCgIebyhc0bw&sig2=n2_stIPN7_F46iSZbuFlag">Etsy</a> isn't <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CBkQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2F5617068%2Fchristina-hendricks-does-more-etsy-modeling&ei=Zzh1TJfmJpK2sAOt8K20Aw&usg=AFQjCNFGBViDXHZC8dLzdRty9aIymA6RhQ&sig2=AKahVyDBtA402YHG6idAYw">the full</a> extent of <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #christinahendricks" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #christinahendricks" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/christinahendricks/">Christina Hendricks</a></strong>' modeling &mdash; she is the new face of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #londonfog" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #londonfog" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/londonfog/">London Fog</a>. Previously, the company's campaigns have featured <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tonyparker" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tonyparker" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tonyparker/">Tony Parker</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #evalongoria" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #evalongoria" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/evalongoria/">Eva Longoria</a></strong>, and <strong>Gisele Bündchen</strong>, whose pregnancy the company <a href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBQQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2F5325440%2Fgisele-loses-baby-bump-thanks-to-london-fog&ei=mDh1TI2OI5DUtQOCmqShDQ&usg=AFQjCNFFTpN2igi90Ro4T0VYUrojQVtguQ&sig2=U-mqFnJpVBHWLxkp-p_4OQ">Photoshopped out</a>. [<a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/fashion/2010/08/25/2010-08-25_mad_men_star_christina_hendricks_flaunts_her_figure_for_london_fog.html&sa=X&ei=7jZ1TNeRGcP88AaE9_yiBg&ved=0CC0QqQIoATAA&usg=AFQjCNEk5D1goc82cPxRRdQv0LcfCp__7g">NYDN</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5621611/christina-hendricks-as-the-face-of-london-fog" title="Click here to read more about Christina Hendricks As The Face Of London Fog">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Aug 2010 11:33:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Posh Revels In Talk Of Frocks; What Celebrities Really Get Paid To Be At Fashion Shows]]></title>
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				<ul><li>"I'm just happy to have someone who wants to talk to me [about fashion]," says <strong>Victoria</strong> in <i>LOVE</i>. "Normally, David's like, ‘Stop it, I don't want to talk about clothes anymore! I want to talk about motorbikes and tattoos." [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/media-news/fashion-memopad/beckham-meets-deacon-giammetti-types-out-loud-app-propos-2446157?navSection=media-news&toc_preselected=65#/article/media-news/fashion-memopad/beckham-meets-deacon-giammetti-types-out-loud-app-propos-2446157">WWD</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5464192/posh-revels-in-talk-of-frocks-what-celebrities-really-get-paid-to-be-at-fashion-shows" title="Click here to read more about Posh Revels In Talk Of Frocks; What Celebrities Really Get Paid To Be At Fashion Shows">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenna Sauers]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #marisamiller" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #marisamiller" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/marisamiller/">Marisa Miller</a></strong> has earned the most coveted position of all the <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #victoriassecret" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #victoriassecret" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/victoriassecret/">Victoria's Secret</a></strong> runway girls: Wearer Of The Diamond-Studded Bra. Her equipment costs $3 million. "It's surprisingly comfortable," says Miller. Sure looks it. [<a href="http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2009/10/21/first-look-marisa-miller-to-rock-vss-newest-diamond-studded-bra/">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5386640/victorias-secrets-diamond-bra-now-with-more-diamonds-eva--tony-do-london-fog" title="Click here to read more about Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Following complaints from PETA, Britney has announced that she won't feature animals on the Circus tour. A PETA spokesperson explained what <em>they</em> think changed Brit's mind (and it wasn't the potential animal cruelty lawsuit).</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5146560/does-britney-know-why-the-caged-bird-sings" title="Click here to read more about Does Britney Know Why The Caged Bird Sings?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 May 2008 13:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Cameron Diaz and Gerard Butler: Three dates in ten days. Touchy-feely everywhere. It's like, so on. Yeah, this is the kind of news that makes us ache inside. You, too?  [<a href="http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/showbiz/showbiznews/2008/04/06/cameron-diaz-falls-for-gerard-butler-98487-20374563/">Mirror</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/376685/gerard-butler--cameron-diaz-its-on" title="Click here to read more about Gerard Butler & Cameron Diaz: It's On">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li> Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend could face statutory rape charges since he is 19 and JL is 16. According to reports, if the baby was conceived in Louisiana, the act could technically be considered "felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile." What a mess. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=503650&in_page_id=1773&ito=1490">Daily Mail</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/336098/jamie-lynn-spears-was-it-statutory-rape" title="Click here to read more about Jamie Lynn Spears: Was It (Statutory) Rape?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Britney Spears missed her deposition yesterday because she was freaking the fuck out. Her "friend" Sam Lufti said, "She's sick, both physically and high anxiety. Millions of press outside. It's too much." And yet she makes it to Starbucks. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165777,00.html">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/333379/britney-overly-anxious-or-just-bratty" title="Click here to read more about Britney: Overly Anxious Or Just Bratty?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Eva Longoria had accessories designer Rafe Totengco make custom clutches for each of her bridesmaids for her Friday nuptials to Tony Parker, and then had the girls carry their gifts down the aisle.  Uh, isn't it kinda awkward to have bridesmaids carry clutches down the aisle? And how could the bridesmaids adequately straighten Longoria's train and tend to her every idiotic need besaddled with a clutch? Um okay we're stopping now. [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/issue/article/117192?page=0">WWD</a>, 1st item]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/276191/eva-longoria-bridal-accessory-bridezilla" title="Click here to read more about Eva Longoria: Bridal Accessory Bridezilla?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:13:29 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				There was <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20038966,00.html">a rumor</a> a few months ago that Eva Longoria &mdash; who, if you haven't heard, is getting married this weekend on what is said to be the luckiest day of the century (ugh) &mdash; was denying her French fiance, San Antonio Spur Tony Parker, sex until the two got married. Well, Eva debunked that, but let's pretend for the sake of this blog post that she didn't because, honestly, would you put it past her? <em>[Can't you just see her, flashing her massive rock as she, ahem!, reminds the concierge that they booked SEPARATE rooms? Oh god, she is so annoying. -Ed.]</em> ANYWAY, the point is, Eva may be in for a rude surprise when Tony lifts off her designer gown Saturday night at the chateau they rented south of Paris and puts an end to their period of agonizing chastity: French men kinda suck in bed!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/275223/bad-news-for-eva-longoria-french-men-maybe-not-so-good-in-the-sack" title="Click here to read more about Bad News For Eva Longoria: French Men Maybe Not So Good In The Sack">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<category><![CDATA[Eva Longoria]]></category>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:54:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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