Marvel's makeup wizards had to drain the glow out of normally ruddy, golden-haired Tom Hiddleston's skin so he could play Loki, which somehow only served to make the much-beloved villain one thousand times more sexual and savage, not unlike a white lion or an albino alligator wearing a really slick wig. Thanks to Hiddleston's onscreen prowling, preening, and pontificating, Loki has become an indispensable character in the Marvel universe, and, according to all the Internet gifs, an ashen-skinned sex symbol.
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