In today's Tweet Beat, Tom Hanks plays the role of everyone's favorite uncle, Scary Spice has the Throwback Thursday photo of my dreams and the cast of Scandal has lunch handled
— Tom Hanks (@tomhanks) August 14, 2014
Country music is for happy people.
— Lucinda Aragon (@lucyaragon) August 14, 2014
Finally got studio notes on my new movie "Just Go To Bed, Fatty", which will now be called "Nocturnal Omnivore: Night Feeder"
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) August 14, 2014
I MOUSTACHE U A QUESTION? pic.twitter.com/w1ZN4r3FjN
— 3RDEYEGIRL (@3RDEYEGIRL) August 14, 2014
For the 1st time ever, a woman has won the Fields Medal for math! Congratulations, Maryam Mirzakhani! You really gave it 135%.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) August 14, 2014
Do you think Justin Bieber ever curls up with a soft blanket and just weeps?
— Charlie McDowell (@charliemcdowell) August 14, 2014
— Melanie Brown (@OfficialMelB) August 14, 2014
Used to be you could edit the news and make it look like the world was ending. Now you don't have to do any editing.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) August 14, 2014
I hope the Westboro Church dance on my grave when I'm dead. I'm being buried at sea. (B'dum, Tshhhh! Thanks. I'm here all week :)
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) August 14, 2014
— Bellamy Young (@BellamyYoung) August 14, 2014
These damn blue IKEA bags come in handy ...
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) August 14, 2014