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Today on Tweet Beat, the stars scrutinize sex tapes, celebrate Miss Universe, cruise Facebook, and, of course, talk Tiger. More »
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• The LAPD has arrested four women in connection with break-ins at Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge's homes.

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On last night's The Hills, Heidi's sister Holly got drunk at an art opening and then did the robot-dance, embarrassing friends and family alike. Heidi and Spencer stepped in to confront Holly about her "problem." More »
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• Morgan Freeman is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, who he raised since she was a child... if you believe The National Enquirer.

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It has long been the stuff of urban legends and dirty limericks that Adolf Hitler had one testicle. Well now there is concrete proof that the famous fascist lost a ball during the WWI Battle of the Somme in 1916, as the medic who saved Hitler's life during that siege confirmed it. According to the Telegraph, "The disclosure is made in a document noting a conversation in the 1960s between German war doctor Johan Jambor and his priest, Franciszek Pawlar." Poor Johan had terrible guilt over the fact that he saved the life — and ball — of such an evil man. But having one ball is not like having one evil Cyclops eye; in fact, there are many benevolent celebrities who are also "monorchic," as the uni-testicled are called in medical parlance. After the jump, four other famous folks who were missing something down below. More »
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So people are really trying to build up this "cat fight" between Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson over Tony Romo. Apparently Underwood said in an interview that Romo still calls her, and this morning on a Nashville radio show, Jessica said, '"If Tony wanted to call [Carrie]... or wanted to be with her, he would." • Miley Cyrus will celebrate her 16th birthday at Disney World in October. And since Disney owns her now, she'll also be performing a "few songs," though proceeds from the concert (tickets are $250 a pop!) will go to Youth Service America. • Is Winona Ryder dating Tom Green? That would be weird! [TMZ, People, Dlisted] More »
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