Jezebel: Tom Cruise

This Week In Tabloids: Whitney's Minions Cleaned Up the Cocaine Before Medics Arrived

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:00:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we stroll through the fields of Star, In Touch, Us, Life & Style and Ok!, picking the fragrant flowers of celebrity gossip. This week, Whitney Houston's death is the cover story for three out of five magazines, with Kim K and Brangelina dominating the other two. The most salacious story is the one in Star, since it claims that Whitney's minions cleared her hotel room of illegal drugs before EMS got to the scene. More »

Elizabeth Smart's Engagement And The End Of Heidi Klum And Seal

Lane Moore — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 11:15:00 EST

Elizabeth Smart, the woman who was kidnapped from her home in 2002 at age 14, is now engaged and trying to keep it fairly under wraps — well, as under wraps as possible given that the ABC News contributor is crazy famous and everyone wants to know about it and her family and reps keep talking about it. More »

Mark Wahlberg Apologizes After Making an Incredibly Stupid Comment About 9/11

Cassie Murdoch — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:00:00 EST

Mark Wahlberg has found himself in an mess of his own making. In an interview with Men's Journal, he spoke about how he was supposed to have been on one of the planes that hit the World Trade Center on 9/11. Apparently he thinks that action stars have the same powers in real life as their characters do in the movies, because he made a pretty outrageous claim about how he'd have handled the hijacking. More »

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Blew $5000 On A VIP Ice-Skating Adventure For Suri

Cassie Murdoch — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:30:00 EST

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in New York this week, and during their visit they shelled out a small fortune so that 5-year-old Suri could skate in total luxury at Rockefeller Center's famed ice rink. For the tidy sum of $5,000, Tom rented the VIP "Igloo," a separate area where you can warm up after skating, for an entire session. But they didn't stop there. They skipped the onsite refreshments and paid to have special gourmet hot chocolate and candy brought in "especially for Suri." In spite of the posh pre- and post-skating accommodations, Suri, Tom, and Katie did bravely share the ice with the common folk. More »

Does Tom Cruise Make A Good Rock Star?

Whitney Jefferson — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 17:15:00 EST

Well, the first Rock Of Ages trailer has been unleashed upon the web and it surely is ...something. For those unfamiliar, Rock Of Ages is a broadway musical that has seen massive success and as such, Hollywood thought it'd be a great idea to cast a bunch of big names and bring it to the masses. But what if the A-list actors fail to successfully translate the 80s, rock-tacular musical to the big screen? More »

Angelina Jolie Starves Herself To Help The Children

Cassie Murdoch — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 20:00:00 EST

When it comes to helping poor children, Angelina Jolie is willing to go above and beyond. Apparently it's no longer enough for her to travel the world talking to them—or even adopting them. No, now it seems she's found a new way of connecting with them: by going hungry herself. More »

Tom Cruise Is A Little Too Enthusiastic About His Dance Battle

Whitney Jefferson — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 12:00:00 EDT

According to TMZ, Tom and Katie Holmes were attending a wedding in Palm Springs when suddenly Sir Xenu was challenged to a fierce encounter of the boogie-ing kind. He accepted the challenge from a friend-of-a-friend, and proceeded to get down using the same dance moves as his character in Tropic Thunder. So now we know: never challenge Tom Cruise to a dance-off. He will accept. More »

The Myth Of The Perfect Smile

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 19:40:00 EDT

Recently on Toddlers And Tiaras, a mother bragged that she bleaches her kids' teeth once a week. Outrageous, but not surprising, since we've come to believe that teeth only look right when they are straight and blindingly white. More »

A New Blonde Has Moved Into Hugh Hefner's Bedroom

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Rebound! Hef is dating a new Playboy model, 25-year-old Anna Sophia Berglund. She was Playmate of The Month in January, and you will find this absolutely shocking, but she is blonde. Apparently she and Hef are already calling each other "babe," although it's possible that from time to time she may slip up and call him "bank." She's moved into Hef's room, and on movie night, they were seen kissing and cuddling. I almost typed "curdling," which somehow also seems possible. [Showbiz Spy, TMZ] More »

Rosanna Arquette Is Engaged

Lane Moore — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 20:00:00 EDT

The woman who launched a thousand love songs (okay, a few), Rosanna Arquette, is engaged to her investment banker boyfriend Todd Morgan. More »

Details Of Sara Rue's Beer Pong Wedding Today

Lane Moore — Sat, 21 May 2011 11:00:00 EDT

Actress Sara Rue will be marrying longtime fiance Kevin Prince in a beachside ceremony today...that will also include beer pong: More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Back In Jail

Lane Moore — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 20:20:00 EDT

While Judge Stephanie Sautner has ruled that Lindsay Lohan's record "did not support a felony charge," that victory rings hollow, seeing as that same judge then sentenced Ms. Lohan to 120 days in the slammer, plus 480 hours of community service. Our young protagonist was immediately taken into custody. Chung-chung, Linds. [E!] More »

American Idol's Kara DioGuardi Date-Raped By Well-Known Producer

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 09:00:00 EDT

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Kara DioGuardi is releasing a memoir on April 26, and inside she reveals that she was molested as a child and date-raped by a well-known music producer. When she was 11 years old, DioGuardi says a family friend's son in his late teens repeatedly abused her: "On one particular day, he took me into the back shed of his house and put his hands all over my breasts and vagina," she writes. "I remember freezing and not knowing what to do." Much later in life, as her career as a songwriter was taking off, DioGuardi claims that after she had dinner with a producer, "within a few hours, he was on top of me, pumping, sweating, and speaking to me in Spanish, not a word of which I could understand." And! A few years later, DioGuardi found herself sexually harassed by a "hugely successful artist." DioGuardi continued to work with the artist because, she writes, "I wasn't gonna let this bastard deter me from doing the job." [E!] More »

Fun On The Red Carpet With Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes!

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:00:00 EDT

And now: Some imagined dialogue from the premiere of The Kennedys, starring Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes More »

Red Carpet Fun With Tom & Katie!

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:00:00 EDT

Tom Cruise and his crazy eyes were on the red carpet yesterday, ostensibly to support wife Katie Holmes at the premiere of The Kennedys. The made-for-TV movie was dropped by The History Channel, then picked up by Reelz Channel, and those folks threw a maybe-you-didn't-care-about-us-before-but-we-bet-you-do-now party last night in Beverly Hills. Though Katie is the star of the project — she does play Jackie Kennedy, after all! — Tom made sure to nudge himself into most of the photographs. What follows is some imagined dialogue between Tom and Katie on the red carpet. Any resemblance to actual dialogue is completely coincidental. Let's take a look! » More »

This Week In Tabloids: Katie Holmes Is An Addict

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 15:54:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup. This week, Justin Timberlake continues to text Olivia Munn; Taylor Swift's been stabbed in the heart, figuratively; and Katie Holmes has become a glassy-eyed junkie. More »

Jennifer Aniston Hated Her Famous Haircut

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

For years, Jennifer Aniston had an extremely famous haircut, which she didn't like one bit.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Will Not Tolerate Being Laughed At

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 10:30:07 EST

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are skipping the Oscars this year because Anne Hathaway's hosting. Like a humorless Wu Tang Clan for the next generation, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ain't nothin' to fuck with. More »

Nicole Kidman Tells Jennifer Aniston She Prayed For A Man

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Nicole Kidman is on the February cover of Harper's Bazaar, and inside, she is interviewed by Jennifer Aniston. (They're both in that new Adam Sandler flick.) Nic tells Jen how she felt when she first met Keith Urban.

Nicole Kidman Misses Kids, Says They Chose To Live With With Tom Cruise

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 18:51:00 EST

When Hello asked about Isabella and Connor, the two children Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise adopted, she said, "I'd love them to live with us, but what can you do?"

Tom & Katie Make A Deal & Shake On It

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 15:18:00 EST

[New York, December 20. Image via INFDaily.]

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Most Definitely In Love

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 10:30:00 EST

The kid with the hair and that girl from that show your niece watches must be dating; they were seen together again. Speculating about the romantic lives of children is not weird at all! More »

A Lawsuit & New Music For Britney

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

Britney Spears turned 29 yesterday, and took to Twitter to lash out at Star magazine for printing the domestic abuse story, to thank her fans for birthday wishes and make an announcement about new music.

This Week In Tabloids: Miley's Mom Gets Slut-Shamed

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 13:56:00 EDT

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to satisfy our cravings for "news" with the weekly tabloids. This week: Pregnant Mariah can haz cheeseburger; Heidi and Spencer mooch off his parents; and Tish Cyrus is the "ultimate groupie." More »

Demi Lovato Enters Rehab

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EDT

18-year-old Disney star Demi Lovato has quit an international tour with the Jonas Brothers and entered a treatment center.

Anna Nicole Smith's Boyfriend Found Guilty Of Drug Conspiracy

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 19:06:00 EDT

Today jurors found Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend/lawyer Howard K. Stern and Dr. Khristine Eroshevich guilty on two counts of conspiring to provide drugs to a known addict and using false names to obtain them.

Source Claims Beyoncé Is Pregnant

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Us Weekly is reporting that Beyoncé is pregnant.

This Week In Tabloids: The Jolie-Pitt Kids Swear, Drink & Drive

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 14:00:00 EDT

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I bask in sunny rays of gossip. This week: The Jolie-Pitt kids curse in French; Katie wanders Prague saddened by Scientology; Jennifer Grey is awesome; Rachel Zoe is pregnant. More »

Rumor: Rachel Zoe Is Pregnant

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Rachel Zoe is pregnant, according to often-inaccurate tabloid Ok! magazine.

Madonna Wants To Tour With Lady Gaga

Hortense Smith — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 10:30:00 EDT

A source claims that Madonna is "absolutely obsessed" with Lady Gaga and wants Gaga to open her next world tour.[NewsoftheWorld] More »

American Apparel Is On Notice, Courtesy Of NY Stock Exchange

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 11:32:00 EDT

American Apparel has received yet another delisting warning from the New York Stock Exchange. The troubled company has been late filing its first two quarterly reports, and recently had its auditors quit. Its stock is currently trading at 0.71 [WWD]

Wyclef's Presidential Run Comes To An End

Hortense Smith — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 10:30:00 EDT

Turns out that Wyclef Jean won't be running for President of Haiti after all; the county's electoral council has determined that he failed to meet the residency requirement of living in Haiti for five years prior to his run. [NYDN]

See All The September Covers, By The Numbers

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:00:00 EDT

Here are 29 covers from the hallowed, heavy September fashion issues (click to soak it all in). So how do Vogue, Elle, and the smaller titles stack up? Let's put September to a full statistical analysis. More »

This Week In Tabloids: Hilary Duff Lets A Tabloid Crash Her Wedding

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:00:00 EDT

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Thank Zeus Hilary Duff got married, or all we'd have to talk about would be Kardashian asses and Tom Cruise's SNEELS. More »

Michael Douglas To Undergo Chemo For Throat Tumor

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 19:04:00 EDT

Doctors have discovered a cancerous tumor in Michael Douglas' throat. He'll undergo eight weeks of radiation and chemotherapy, and says, "I am very optimistic."

Alicia Keys Marries Swizz Beatz

Hortense Smith — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 10:30:00 EDT

Alicia Keys married producer Swizz Beatz yesterday in Corsica; guests included Bono and Queen Latifah. [ContactMusic]

Jersey Shore Cast Sick Of 'The Situation'

Hortense Smith — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT

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A source claims that the cast of Jersey Shore is sick of dealing with Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino:

Salt Is "Flagrantly Preposterous" But Fun

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:00:00 EDT

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Though every review of Salt notes that it's ludicrous, critics say Angelina Jolie makes it an enjoyable (albeit mindless) thriller, and reaffirms that she's one of the few actresses who can compete with any male action star. More »

This Week In Tabloids: Tom's Daughter Hates Katie, Is Moving In With Nic

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:30:00 EDT

Today in Midweek Madness, celebs feel the sting of having an ungrateful child: Tom Cruise's daughter hates him, Mel Gibson turned his kids into drug addicts, and Sarah Palin isn't speaking to Bristol... because Alaskans don't own cell phones. More »

The Curse Of People's Sexiest Man Alive

Sadie Stein — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:55:00 EDT

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People's "Sexiest Man Alive": a title without equal or a sinister curse that will rob you, world's sexiest heartthrob, of your career, your dignity, your freedom...and your life?! More »