Tom Brady Is Dumb

Tom Brady has casually endorsed his friend Donald Trump for president. Tom Brady is an idiot.

Asked if Trump has it in him to win the 2016 presidential race, Brady, a dumb-dumb, responded, “I hope so.”

Reporter: “He’s a guy who likes winning like you. Do you think he’s got what it takes?”

Brady: “I hope so. That would be great. He’d put a putting green on the White House lawn, I’m sure of that.”

First of all, who doesn’t like winning? Secondly, Donald Trump would make a bad president and people who say otherwise are undeniably stupid. Third, I hope you all activated our Trump/dick-nose Chrome extension, because it will make this article (and all other Trump-related articles) much more entertaining.

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