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				Oh, what? You thought just because <em>Moe</em> was out today there would be no Crappy Hour? Bitch, <em>please</em>. Despite all evidence to the contrary, "Megan" is not a figment of Moe's fevered imagination; I'm an actual person who actually writes for <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy/">Glamocracy</a> and I do not take days off because I'm broke and don't really know to "<a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2008/04/02/BAVNVU2PJ.DTL&type=printable">chill out</a>." But, I did <a href="http://jezebel.com/366826/raise-your-hand-if-you-wish-you-were-a-black-man">steal a page from Moe's playbook</a> today and invited Spencer Ackerman of the <a href="http://www.washingtonindependent.com/"><em>Washington Independent</em></a> and <a href="http://toohotfortnr.blogspot.com/">Too Hot for TNR</a> &mdash; who at least a <a href="http://jezebel.com/366826/raise-your-hand-if-you-wish-you-were-a-black-man#c4658470">couple</a> of <a href="http://jezebel.com/366826/raise-your-hand-if-you-wish-you-were-a-black-man#c4657888">you</a> thought was cute &mdash; to join me for your reading pleasure. We talk Stabenow, Craigslist, nipples, who I should have a crush on, Hillary Clinton <em>and</em>, Spencer doesn't even ask me out! That's me &mdash; always second banana to Ms. Tkacik.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/375563/neo+con-nipples-new-crushes-and-clinton-on-iraq" title="Click here to read more about Neo-Con Nipples, New Crushes, And Clinton On Iraq">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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