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				<a href="http://www.livescience.com/health/081211-toilet-seat-dangers.html">This just in</a>: "Leave the toilet seat up, some British doctors now say. The reason: a rising trend for heavy wooden and ornamental toilet seats to fall down onto the penises of unsuspecting (and just potty-trained) toddlers." [<a href="http://www.livescience.com/health/081211-toilet-seat-dangers.html">LiveScience</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5107784/keep-a-lid-on-it" title="Click here to read more about Keep A Lid On It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Even Oprah Employees Aren't Immune To Serial Seat-Pissers]]></title>
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				All is not well in the land of Oprah. As<em> O: The Oprah Magazine</em> editor Lisa Kogan <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/05/06/o.tinkler/index.html">explains</a>, female staffers at the namesake magazine of the daytime doyenne have a habit of pissing on the toilet seats, and one, in particular, is to urine-spraying what Jackson Pollock was to abstract expressionism. Nicknamed "The Tinkler", this indiscriminate urinator has, Kogan says, "turned me from a happy-go-lucky columnist into a bitter, paranoid germaphobe."  But it's not just Kogan: <em>Every</em> woman working in an office <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/public-enemy-number-one%27-and-two%27/the-office-annoyance-no-one-really-talks-about-272963.php">has encountered</a> a Tinkler, and there seems to be no way to stop her.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/389018/even-oprah-employees-arent-immune-to-serial-seat+pissers" title="Click here to read more about Even Oprah Employees Aren't Immune To Serial Seat-Pissers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 May 2008 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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