In today's Tweet Beat, Gillian Jacobs needs help with a gingerbread emergency, Tyra Banks rocks a long braid and Dolly Parton we love you!
clit in his mouth titties in his hands .
— Lil Debbie (@L1LDebbie) December 23, 2013
Internet, help! Mom Jacobs demands gingerbread (not a cookie, an actual loaf of bread). Where can I find this in LA?
— Gillian Jacobs (@GillianJacobs) December 23, 2013
Not a fun day. I have a stomach bug, oh joy & one of our best friend's is losing his mom.
— LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) December 23, 2013
Remember guys, the better she looks in that dress, the scarier her underwear is. Merry Christmas!
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 23, 2013
merry christmas pussy riot!!!!! lovelovelove
— Flea (@flea333) December 23, 2013
I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs! ;)
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) December 23, 2013
someone give all these adults the gift of shock therapy so they stop using their precious energy h8ing me this christmas ���� #acerbictuesdays
— Lorde (@lordemusic) December 23, 2013
If you received an email from Simon seeking a short term loan, apologies. His account was hacked, but the issue has been resolved. #hohoho
— Simon Doonan (@simondoonan) December 23, 2013
Flipping through 30s era dance magazines I bought at the flea market yesterday: https://t.co/fOhFRDW2cl
— Dita Von Teese (@DitaVonTeese) December 23, 2013
I bet Peter Jackson only masturbates to cg porn.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 23, 2013
Woke up 2 the news that I lost one of my best friends today.'Michael Carter' Not a celebrity.Just a player and friend. The GAME took him.RIP
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) December 23, 2013
I'm considering Christmas Eve Eve (today) to be Christmas Eve as I'll be traveling tomorrow on the actual Christmas Eve.
— Emmy Rossum (@emmyrossum) December 23, 2013
My insanely long weave is braided now. Pocahontas ain't got nothin on me! (Except her's is real! Ha!)
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) December 23, 2013
I came up with a PERFECT holiday idea! Denise and Phil Robertson should get married! then he can practice the Bestiality he hates! c :)
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) December 23, 2013
how is Christmas Eve tomorrow?! this all happened way too fast ������
— Kendall Jenner (@KendallJenner) December 23, 2013
Morning at the ranch. Not a sound.Silence with the occasional snore from those yes sleeping and pop of fire. pic.twitter.com/mul4tZZyEr
— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) December 23, 2013
I woke up today & I am now 28 years old, that may not have been the case had the events 5 days ago turned out different.Thx for the support.
— Devonté Hynes (@devhynes) December 23, 2013
If I get one more email from someone asking me to join @LinkedIn I'm going to scream. You already have my phone number & email. ARRRRGGGHHH
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) December 23, 2013
— Rihanna (@rihanna) December 23, 2013
MAMAO / Sorry GRINGOS but thats TOO of a VENEZUELAN word... No TRANSLATION...
— Juan Pablo Galavis™ (@JuanPaGalavis) December 23, 2013
Merry Christmas Eve Eve
— Danny Trejo (@officialDannyT) December 23, 2013
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) December 23, 2013
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