Jezebel: Tmz

Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake

Luke Malone — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST

Sometimes no words will effectively communicate the experience of seeing a photograph by Henri Cartier-Bresson or Diane Arbus for the very first time. Similarly, one grasps at straws when trying to describe an image of Miley Cyrus posing with a giant penis cake for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth's birthday –- but lets try, shall we? The final nail in the coffin when it comes to obliterating her tween tag, the 19-year-old was a girl gone wild as she downed jugs of hooch, gyrated against a lady friend and got up close and personal with Liam's sugary sack. More »

Russell Brand Files For Divorce From Katy Perry; Everybody Freak The Fuck Out

Erin Gloria Ryan — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 14:46:12 EST

Stop the motherfucking presses, you guys: Katy Perry and Russell Brand are about to get a divorce. Love is over forever. More »

Rachel Uchitel Mocked For Average-Priced 'Nipple Suckers' On Baby Registry

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:24:00 EST

Nary a day goes by when TMZ doesn't say something absurd and offensive, but today the site went too far even for its own commenters when it picked through the baby registry of Rachel Uchitel, who just announced she's pregnant. The teenage boys who run the site found the items she requested outrageously expensive, such as her "$300 Nipple Suckers." As many moms pointed out, though the $500 high chair is unnecessary, that's about what you'll pay for an electric double breast pump and accoutrement. But Uchitel really brought this taunting on herself by asking friends and family for a common product that's used on boobies. More »

Tom Cruise Is A Little Too Enthusiastic About His Dance Battle

Whitney Jefferson — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 12:00:00 EDT

According to TMZ, Tom and Katie Holmes were attending a wedding in Palm Springs when suddenly Sir Xenu was challenged to a fierce encounter of the boogie-ing kind. He accepted the challenge from a friend-of-a-friend, and proceeded to get down using the same dance moves as his character in Tropic Thunder. So now we know: never challenge Tom Cruise to a dance-off. He will accept. More »

A Ride On The TMZ Hollywood Bus Tour

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:25:00 EDT

In a strange collision of high-brow and low-brow, a NPR reporter recently took a ride on the TMZ Tour Of Hollywood bus. His finding: TMZ is kind of sleazy! More »

Two Women Brawl With Spongebob Squarepants

Irin Carmon — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 19:45:00 EDT

Here is a video of a man dressed like Spongebob Squarepants dancing on Hollywood boulevard — until he's beaten on by two young women with dyed red hair. Then the police show up. Yeah, we don't know what the hell is going on either. More »

Casey Anthony Found Walking Around Ohio

Irin Carmon — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 10:00:56 EDT

Are you wondering about the whereabouts of a certain popularly-believed-to-be-murderous mom? Don't worry, the tabs have you covered. Casey Anthony is in Ohio. More »

Porn Performer Says She Bonded With Weiner Over Planned Parenthood

Irin Carmon — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 14:20:00 EDT

There were no revelations at Ginger Lee's press conference with Gloria Allred today about her communications with Anthony Weiner — only existential angst. For both the people there and the people watching at home. More »

Take A Hellish Ride On The TMZ Tour Bus

Whitney Jefferson — Wed, 11 May 2011 11:10:00 EDT

Ahead you'll see, Lindsay Lohan's old apartment where she and Samantha Ronson spent hours avoiding the paparazzi. To your left, the famous street corner where Hugh Grant picked up a hooker. On your right, the fried chicken joint where Brad Pitt got his start in Hollywood. Straight ahead? The hotel where Paris Hilton filmed her sex tape. More »

Live The TMZ Experience, If You Dare

Sadie Stein — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:00:00 EDT

TMZ is launching its own, scandal-filled tour of Hollywood. Are you ready? More »

Chris Brown Throws Tantrum, Breaks Window At Good Morning America Studio

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 10:29:01 EDT

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Allegedly Chris Brown "exploded in a rage" behind the scenes at Good Morning America today. Oh boy. More »

Surgery Ruined Heidi Montag's "Career"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

More on this in Midweek Madness, but Heidi Montag is a sad Barbie on the cover of Life & Style, calling her plastic surgery a "disaster" and showing off her scars a year after the procedures.

Royal Skivvies Up For Auction

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 11:25:00 EST

Great news, weirdos! Some weird guy in Florida is auctioning off a really old pair of Queen Elizabeth II's underpants. More »

TMZ Manages To Mock Charlene Yi's Charity Work

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 18:47:00 EDT

Charlyne Yi claims that TMZ asked her to film a video promoting Oxfam, saying it wanted to do good for a change. She agreed, but TMZ edited the finished product to humiliate Charlyne and make fun of the charity. More »

See Every Pore On Mary J. Blige's Butt With TMZ's Classy New Feature

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:06:00 EDT

TMZ's gallery called "Celebrity Beach Bods — Zooma Zoom Zoom!" consists of celebrities in swimsuits — and a new "zoom" feature that allows the viewer to get all up in a star's business. More »

Lil' TMZ Playset Teaches Kids To Stalk Celebs

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:31:00 EDT

The Lil' TMZ Playset comes with everything kids need to play paparazzi and "catch your friends and family in the gutter." It's the perfect way to ensure that someday your tots will grow up to be just like Harvey Levin. More »

HOLY CRAP Watch Lindsay Lohan Go To Jail LIVE AHHH!

Lindsay Robertson — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:37:00 EDT

OMFG TMZ has a LIVE FEED of photographers chatting about how much they have to PEE outside the courthouse while waiting for LINDSAY LOHAN to be led to jail in a THREE-SECOND SHITSTORM! [TMZ] More »

Elena Kagan Gets The TMZ Analysis

Irin Carmon — Mon, 10 May 2010 15:40:29 EDT

TMZ: Your source for politics! Can't wait til Perez Hilton weighs in. [TMZ] More »

Chivalry: Gerard Sticks His Finger In Jen's Butt

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:00:00 EDT

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are promoting The Bounty Hunter in Paris. City of lights! Romance! So naturally, when posing for some fan photos, Gerard sneakily fingered Jen's ass. [TMZ] More »

Warrant Issued For Reagan's Grandson

Katy Kelleher — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:40:00 EST

TMZ is reporting that a warrant has been issued for Cameron Reagan's arrest. Ronald Reagan's grandson failed to show up for a January court date for drug charges he incurred while speeding in November. [TMZ] More »

"The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History"

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:20:00 EST

TMZ has unearthed a photograph which supposedly shows JFK living large on a boat with several naked women. According to experts, it was most likely taken during Kennedy's Mediterranean vacation in August, 1956, not long before the election. [TMZ] More »

Hey Nineteen

Katy Kelleher — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

The Duggar family just got a little bit bigger: Michelle Duggar gave birth last night at 6:37 pm to a baby girl, weighing 1lb 6oz. The newest addition to the bulging brood is named Josie Brooklyn. [TMZ] More »

Kate Gosselin Uses "Weird Mom Powers" To Tame Paparazzi

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:40:00 EDT

Last night Kate Gosselin did a sketch on The Jay Leno Show (clip at left). It's funny yet confusing. On Monday, she was Kate the teary, wronged mom on Today, but now she's back to Kate the willing celebrity. More »

From The Hills To The Hill: TMZ Turns Its Focus To D.C.

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:40:00 EDT

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TMZ will soon be giving Lindsey Graham the Lindsay Lohan treatment, as the company sics its "reporters" and camera crews on politicians. Because if there's one thing Washington needs, it's more frivolous reporting. More »

TMZ: Misogynistic, Sexist & Incredibly Popular

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:30:00 EST

According to the Independent, TMZ is one of the most popular celebrity websites (third behind People.com and Yahoo's OMG). But, in the words of Alec Baldwin, TMZ is a "cesspool." More »

Guys Sue Hooters For Right To Be Objectified

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:30:00 EST

A group of men have filed a class-action suit against chain restaurant Hooters for being “denied a waiter’s position because of… gender.” More »

Ellen To Mariah: Admit It, You're Knocked Up

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST

Did Ellen DeGeneres try to trick Mariah Carey into admitting she's pregnant? Mariah was a guest on Ellen's show, and after Ellen asked and got a vague response, she busted out the champagne, saying, "You don't have to answer that. Let's just toast with champagne." Mariah got flustered and said, "I can't believe you did this to me, Ellen," and pretended to sip the bubbly. Knocked up? [Yahoo News via E!]
Someone's not pregnant: Sarah Jessica Parker in the Sex And The City sequel. Carrie won't be having a kid. "It doesn't seem as if that's going to be a choice she'll make… Michael (Patrick King, director) and I never talk about it. That doesn't mean that won't be part of the story. We just haven't figured it out. It feels a little bit manipulative to toss that into the mix, because she seems so pointed in a different direction." [Daily Express]
Kanye West and hot hot model Sessilee Lopez: Is it on? [The Sun]
Madonna has hired a specialist to help her "exorcise the memories" of her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, from her home. The technique seems to involve throwing shit away. [Mirror]
Madonna and A-Rod are in Miami together right now, having just landed in a private jet. [TMZ]

Loose Lips

Maria — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:45:00 EDT

Britney Spears is super excited to be working with Madonna in a video segment for Madonna's upcoming tour, but she is excited in "a grown up way." What exactly does that mean? Like, she didn't pee her pants or something? • Famous boring person, John Mayer, once hooked up with a fan at one of his concerts. But this was "before cameraphones were around" because, since then, he has only been dating gorgeous celebs. • Angelina Jolie's hospital room in Nice, France reportedly has windows that have been coated with an insulating material to make it "impossible" for photographers to take photos. [People, People, Daily Express] More »

Loose Lips

Maria — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Esteemed architect and Angelina Jolie impregnator, Brad Pitt, will help design a new luxury hotel in Dubai. • Speaking of Angie, she is on speaking terms with her father, actor John Voight, again. • Clay Aiken is going to have a boy! How long until TMZ starts making cracks about the baby's sexuality? [Reuters, Perez Hilton, & TMZ] More »

"Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A Pair Of Bloody Panties"

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, women get mocked for being too fat, for having cellulite, for being too fit and therefore not sexy, and, of course, for having a miscarriage. Plus! Excerpts from an interview with the man behind Drunken Stepfather. Bloggers continue to degrade female celebrity bodies, so we continue to punish them, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »

"Let's Cut Off Jenna Jameson's Clit And See If It Grows Back"

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Another great week of woman-bashing on the internet, you guys. Fergie's gender gets questioned — as does the gender of Julie Andrews. What has she ever done to anyone? Besides playing beloved icons Mary Poppins and Fraulein Maria? In addition: Denise Richards "used to be one of the hottest pieces of ass on earth," Kelly Clarkson is too fat to be naked and Kim Kardashian looks like a tranny call girl. Sigh. The offenders, their crimes and sentences, after the jump. (And, because these sites rely on readers and suck the life out of them the way parasites rely on hosts, all sentences today will be parasitic infestations.) More »

Florida Outlaws Truck Nuts? • Congo Arrests Cock Snatchers

maria — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:30:00 EDT

• Being a tool just got harder: Florida may fine drivers with truck nuts. • EHarmony ditches one-night stand advice after super-prudes protest. • Pervy dude peeps on roommate using teddy bear camera. • Superstitious Congolese police arrest suspected "penis snatchers"; men must find new excuse for small dicks. • Pasha Grishuk, a former Olympic figure skater, was slipped GHB in hotel bar. • Is schoolyard sexual harassment is more harmful than bullying? • Yet another teenage girl commits suicide after being bullied. • Domestic violence is associated with chronic malnutrition in India. • Indian-Americans use email to get to know future spouses in arranged marriages. • Duh: TMZ uses exciting headlines to get hits on banal videos. • Earth Day = Forced Abortion and Sterilization Day? • Women nurse pain after a break-up by selling jewelry from ex-boyfriends for cash. • Fliering an ex's town accusing her of giving you herpes is a-ok in Florida, as long as the allegations are true. More »

Martin Short Makes Fake TMZ Video Of Faux Paparazzi Rage

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:40:00 EST

Martin Short sat down with David Letterman last night, and got all worked up over the "constant attention" he receives from the paparazzi. He complained of being "attacked," said he'd finally lost it on one photographer, and that a clip of the incident had made it to TMZ. He was kidding, of course, but his fake rage is hilarious. More »

The good news is that the majority of respondents...

Moe — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:20:00 EST

The good news is that the majority of respondents to this TMZ poll prefer "their" drunk girls mobile. (Not comatose.) The bad news is...well, did we tell you about the time America's most popular entertainment website shamelessly used that 19-year-old Hollywood rape victim's harmless Facebook pictures to suggest she was a golddigging lush who was asking for it? [Feministing] More »

Mischa Barton's Mug Shot: A Slight Smirk With Shades Of Natasha Lyonne

Jennifer — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 13:15:00 EST

Spencer Pratt Explains His Absence At The Hills Season Finale Party

Slut Machine — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:40:00 EST

The Brains Behind TMZ Set Their Sights On Material Moms

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:00:00 EST

Silicon Alley Insider reports that Time Warner's Telepicture Productions — the company behind TMZ, the place for all of your salacious Britney Spears, Dog The Bounty Hunter and random drunk girls on video news — has a new target: Moms. Yes, women who spawn and spend have attracted the attention of the media conglomerate, and the result is the launch of MomLogic, a site for mothers by mothers. Logically! And it's not just a website: It's an ad network. Plus: photos, shopping, games, community. Time Warner's got big hopes for MomLogic: A TV show! And maybe a TV channel! Because, you know, even though NBC has Oxygen and iViilage, and Lifetime Television is launching myLifetime.com — which will have content from Glam, the leading internet destination for women, there just isn't enough stuff out there for moms. And when they're done reading about Britney, they're gonna want to hop over and read about where she got that carseat! More »

Critics: TMZ Is The New C-Span, 'Das Kapital.' It Sure Beats Tucker Carlson

Moe — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:00:52 EDT

Have you thought up an excuse for loving TMZ TV yet? Because the dilemma of loving a trashy syndicated daily show has the TV critics working overtime. Last week's Slate went with the tired "voyeurism" excuse that basically applies to pretty much everything on television; today's Washington Post compared the show to C-Span. I always figured the show was good because everyone who works there is too smart to be working there but had been forced by some absurd fluke of our market economy to do so. But it only during yesterday's commercial break that I realized the NY Times' Virginia Heffernan wasn't smoking crack when she called TMZ modern-day version of Karl Marx's Capital. Because here's the discourse on socialism that was going on over on MSNBC's "Tucker" with Tucker Carlson: More »

Nation's Coeds Dumber Than Your 'Girls Gone' Wildest Dreams

Moe — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:50:33 EDT

Today a TMZ videographer walked around a college campus documenting the stupidity that TMZ hath wrought. They found six or seven separate San Diego State students who could not tell them the year 9/11 happened. Interestingly, I spent a lot of time in San Diego post 9/11, and I vaguely recalleded some of actual 9/11 hijackers befriending a group of San Diego State students during their time in America... More »

Four Words: Over. Our. Dead. Bodies.

Jennifer — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:50:40 EDT

Pic of Reese & Jake from today, after the jump