Remember the New York Jets fans' vaunted halftime tradition of surrounding girls while drunk and chanting, spitting, etc. till they flashed their tits? (No, that's not them at left.) Yeah, well, the feminazi bonerkiller division of the NYPC cracked down on that. Or maybe it was just the same Mother Nature responsible for all that riotous male energy in the first place: "In this cold weather, you'd have a better chance to see God," said a female Jets fan at the game Sunday. [NYT]