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			<title><![CDATA[4-Year-Old Channels Michael Jackson on Ellen]]></title>
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				Earlier this afternoon, four-year-old hip-hop dancer <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #milesbrown" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #milesbrown" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/milesbrown/">Miles Brown</a> appeared on <em>Ellen</em>, where he explained that he <em>doesn't</em> like that his dancing makes people happy. That's too bad, because his adorable performance certainly put smiles on our faces. Clip at left.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5386147/4+year+old-channels-michael-jackson-on-ellen" title="Click here to read more about 4-Year-Old Channels Michael Jackson on Ellen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				A toddler and Elmo have a <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/baby-vs-elmo-dance-off/">dance-off</a>. Who will emerge victorious? [<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/baby-vs-elmo-dance-off/">Buzzfeed</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5337592/man-baby-vs-machine" title="Click here to read more about Man Baby Vs. Machine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Loose Lips]]></title>
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				Noted guyliner enthusiast Pete Wentz has gone up in our estimation. He says that the members of Fall Out Boy are <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20221248,00.html">"liberal Democrats from the suburbs of Chicago,"</a> and that his parents met when they were working on a Joe Biden campaign!!! Cute. • Oh good God, not sure if this is awesome or awful: a virtual Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are pitted against each other in a video game boxing match as part of a new game called <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/previewheidi-and-spencer-video-game">"Facebreaker."</a> According to <em>Us</em>, "The 'Facebreaker' game... also has a feature that allows any non-famous person to face off against a celebrity," so if you ever wanted to slap Heidi, here's your chance. • Tiny Dancer, the world's smallest dog, <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/27934">is now peeing on the big hydrant in the sky.</a> The 4-inch chihuahua was only 2 years old. RIP Tiny Dancer! [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20221248,00.html">People</a>, <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/previewheidi-and-spencer-video-game">Us</a>, <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/27934">Dlisted</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5041949/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica G.]]></dc:creator>
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